Tamim needs to place a beer bottle laced with laxatives or anything actually near ryder, even the placebo effect will be enough to get rid of him
Take out Wade during fielding practice
Kick Clarke in the lower back-set for the season
SMith is already gone-wouldn't fancy going head to head with him
Reopen Callum ferguson's previous knee and nose injuries
Give Samuels details of the local bookie, his record isn't Mr Sheen clean
Injure Mathews' groin ( a few quick singles in practice should do it)
Then Pune have no choice but to play tamim. I think most english players are over-rated none of them have done that much in the IPL
At least I have two teams to follw might even folow Pune because I hate SRK quite a bit
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