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Old February 9, 2010, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by AsifTheManRahman
The average middle/lower middle/upper middle class Bangladeshi person's daily routine:

1. Wake up in the morning feeling not at all like P.D.
2. 5ta ruti, ek kaap chaa
3. Crawl to work an hour or two late
4. Shingara, adda, chaa @ 1100 hrs
5. Leave work an hour or two early
6. Late lunch @ 1500 hrs, menu: 3 plate bhaat + side(s) (gorur mangsho hoile kothai nai)
7. Afternoon nap, let the fat settle down in all the wrong places
8. Evening snack - bulky items such as chotpotti, samosas, boot, etc.
9. Late dinner @ 0000 hrs - same as lunch
10. Go to bed right after, let the fat settle down in all the wrong places
11. Watch tivo-d ittadi before snoozing off.

Result: Huge belly at 22 for men, after marriage for women.
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