[Sultan]

4th Odi.
Bowling the last over to Inzi when 3 runs were required:

Ganguly: What the hell you doin man? We're defending 3 runs not 30 why is everyone on the boundary.

Sachin: Shurrup Gangu! Im bowling and Im bigger than you, And I am bigger than the Indian Cricket team, the board the country. I have 38 centuries. Ive got 13,000 odd runs. I say everyone stay on the boundary then everyone stays on the boundary. I dont wanna spoil my bowling average. I still got a chance to get Man of the Match if I dont concede too many runs.

Ganguly: Ok man just relax. I was just asking.

Sachin: You better be careful. Or I get the crowd to boo you even more.





5th Odi.

Dravid: [After Kumble got smacked for 23 runs] There you go sachin you bowl the next over.

Sachin: Shurrup! How dare you! You out of your senses or something? You know who I am? Im sachin and I have scored more centuries than your age! I got over 10,000 runs in Test match cricket. No way am I gonna ruin my reputation and my bowling averages by bowling right now.

Dravid: Ok man chill! I was only asking.

Sachin: Yeah whatever. Just be careful next time or I get the crowd to boo u too!




6th Odi.

Dravid: Sachin you bowling to Afridi next.

Sachin: I just farted.

Dravid: Ok