Format:
- Must start with "Dear Fob:"
- Must contain sth. offensive.
- Must contain ending and should not be smart alecky.
Example gratia:
Dear fob,
why do you guys buy clothes from nordstrom, wear them, and return the stinky clothes for full refund?
Love,
whispering death
Dear Bigot,
Because----we can! It's a democratic country and that's the beauty of u s a. take a chill pill, mix it with some martini and shove it down your hairy throat.
Yours
FOB