[Zeeshan]

If a goldsmith played cricket?
If a woodcutter played cricket?
If a quantum physicist played cricket?
If an archaeologist played cricket?
If a street thug played cricket?
If an ornithologist played cricket?

ETc

What would happen?

I will start with:

If a sniper played cricket, he would aim at the stumps hard so as to simulate ballistics lest batsmen get in the way.