This somehow reminded me of that poem in Christie's "And then there were none".
This is my version for this thread.
11 Bd cricketers went to Pakistan,
One was shot by a mean little man,
10 Bd cricketers remained in Pakistan,
One got food poisoned by eating too many clams,
9 Bd cricketers remained in Pakistan,
One got neutralized by an agent sent by Uncle Sam,
8 Bd cricketers remained in Pakistan,
One got hit with a flying hot frying pan,
7 Bd cricketers remained in Pakistan,
One fell into a ditch full of red bullet ants,
6 Bd cricketers remained in Pakistan,
One got bulldozed over by an army tank,
5 Bd cricketers remained in Pakistan,
One slipped in quicksand, and quickly sank,
4 Bd cricketers remained in Pakistan,
One got swept away by the water released from the dam,
3 Bd cricketers remained in Pakistan,
One got decapitated by a low ceiling fan,
2 Bd cricketers remained in Pakistan,
One went bike riding, and fell head first from the ramp,
The last Bd cricketer killed himself with a gun,
BCB took Rabz’s satire seriously, and then there were none.
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