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Old August 30, 2017, 11:58 PM
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The Extraordinary Mind of Tamim IQbal



Born: Gdzden, Bucharest in a small provencal town.
Estimated IQ: Near about 300
Emotional Stability: Rage, instability and controlled aggressiveness
Tattoos? : None
Height: 5'10"
Body built: Athletic
Political Ideology: None
Political affiliations: Basque separatist party
Nickname: the Scarface
Special training: Judo, knife fighting and capoeira
Pet or hobbies: Feeding parrot
Criminal record: Assault and battery, counterattack and onslaught

Next in our lineup is Tamim Iqbal. Raised by his uncle Akram Khan a former Presbyterian minister and clergyman in farms of Nevada. Child prodigy. Attended Delta Force school at eight. Super kinesthetic intelligence and extraordinary gross and fine motor skills and superior coordination. Phyiscal IQ somewhere around 400. Trained to kill. Sports a Basque separatist logo in reverse swastika with dots indicating the rank of Sigma Brotherhood to which he belongs.

Expert in dau and kris, he uses national cricket platform as a hobby to further hone his otherwise-superior hand eye coordination. Oxford student he was a squash champion and even went as far as Olympic standard.

Usually he is dressed in monocles and tuxedo with a cane adorned with an East Indian eagle statue. It was given to him by a chief of Lakota tribe after his fearless assault against Omanese insurgents.

His starred in three movies including King Kong against Hong Kong and penned an essay in Military Intelligensia journal on how to shave millimeters from lens refraction of a rifle scope.

His diet is moderate save but few glasses of champagne late at night. Enjoys eating crustacean salad with lemon meringue pie and brussel sprouts. Known for yogi like ascetic rigor. His morning ritual involves three hours of hatha yoga followed by some strange ashtanga rituals and bran cereal.

Seldom he misses training. The last training he missed all coincided with leap days of odd years. He is fluent in Czech, Polish, Latvian, Thai and Malay. He has three toucans and a Malagasy lemur as well his parakeets that he programmed to solve differential equations.

His gym routine involves log training, jumping on pillars, writing Macbeth in underwater drowning test and solving visuo spatial tangram puzzles while climbing coconut trees.

As of yesterday, he is loose somewhere in streets of Dhaka either disguised as a Chinese dealer in shady opium dens of Green Road trying to extract information about North Korean nuclear status.

His former mentor includes Leibniz, Goethe, Winston Churcill, Jesus, Buddha and God, whom he zealously maintains he met under various LSD trips with peyote-shamans in jungle of Belize when their Cessna malfunctioned on a mission to defect Lithuanian government spies.

In an interview in Mind magazine he says he meditates in a sensory deprivation tank for eight hours under ketamine visualizing each and his every moves in a cricket match to follow next day giving a shade to his 500 run onslaught against Pakistan last year in 2019 in Test out of just 33 balls.

Athletically he is a mesomorph and biologically there are no incongruency in his chromosomes although missing amygdala the system known for fear.

His motor skills involve anything from projectiles to balancing and complex fragments of hand to hand skill after years of wing chuan.

On Sundays he takes part in World Dressage Championship, that strangely is held every Sunday of the Year.

Finally, he has signed a 88 billion dollar contract recently with Tesla founder for research on cryogenic chamber for future transmission of his demi-god like computer program model.
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