or Drama Queen Pieterson...
1. I will play for England but I will decide which one..
2. I will play for England but only few ODIs, because I need time to play IPL
3. I will only play Tests and 'I think' I will retire from ODIs but play T20
4. I have just played Test v SA (my birth country) and texted my ex SA pals about how cr*p my English team mates are
5. Self made video interview - OK I am sorry I will play all England matches whenever requires and I will not retire .. (oh yes and I am NOT sorry about texting my old pals)
6. Sh*T I have been dropped from the Test squad
7. OK OK I am sorry about those texts too...
