[sage]

I donot have any idea what our cricket team going to do.But I have an idea how BD fans(poor soul) can prepare to watch a BD cricket match.

TOP TEN THING YOU SHOULD CONSIDER BEFORE YOU WATCH A BD GAME

10. Keep all sharp objects away from your reach.

9. Write "BD might loose, and it is OK! It is just a Game" 100 times

8. Buy some antidepressent Medicine.

7. Learn how to do CPR

6. Keep your children locked up in their room because you donot want them to learn that "loosing is ok!"

5. Patch up all the disagreement with your mother or wife, because you might not able to do so after the game.

4. Put a note " My Computer monitor has nothing to do with the score at all"

3. Remind yourself once in a while you need to win!!(For your own life)

2. Keep first aid box available. If you have high blood pressure do not watch the game at all.

1. Make a phsychiatrist appointment for the next day of the game. And cook some good food for the end of the game to cheer yourself up.

[Edited on 23-2-2004 by sage]

[Edited on 23-2-2004 by sage]