[mzia]

A California policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seatbelt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide road safety competition.

And as a friendly query he asked, "What are you going to do with the money?"

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled the woman in the passenger seat. "He's a real jerk when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat, who took one look at the Policeman and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk in back and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"