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Old November 14, 2012, 03:06 AM
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Default How to get a Test Wicket Thread (ideas)

Having waited since the morning to see a fall of a WI wicket, over the course of the day, I realized the tremendously difficult task it is for our bowlers to get a test wicket and hence I would like to dedicate this thread for our bowlers so that we can channel some fresh ideas that would lead them towards wicket taking success

1. Synchronized grunting method: It is obvious that Shahadat's chief weapon has always been his grunt to unsettle the batsman and now that everyone is used to it, the fielders must assist him in enhancing the grunt attack. As he runs up to bowl, all the fielders could grunt in unison with him in order to amplify the effect and truly unsettle the batsman during every delivery thereby resulting his downfall

2. Hire Afridi to do on field commentary: As we all know afridi likes playing jumping jacks on the middle of the pitch during innings break so perhaps he could assist us in that regard during on field commentary and pitch report so that we get more purchase from the wicket

3. Covert Stumping: we could look for stumping/run out opportunities during century celebration or over breaks

4. Silly point suffocation: we could surround the new batsman with 8 silly point fielders in the hope that one or two might be claustrophobic

5. Global Warming: perhaps it's time for more carbon emissions and make the climate even warmer and unbearable for batters so that they give away their wicket in the extreme heat

further ideas are welcome
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Old November 14, 2012, 03:11 AM
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Old November 14, 2012, 03:16 AM
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Waiting for Pont to come and say "Pont"

Ok seriously? The 5 star hotels should serve the visiting team street food in a disguise. Then the opposition batsmen would totally crap their pants while facing our bowlers!
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Old November 16, 2012, 09:51 AM
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Waiting for Pont to come and say "Pont"

Ok seriously? The 5 star hotels should serve the visiting team street food in a disguise. Then the opposition batsmen would totally crap their pants while facing our bowlers!
Whattttt an Idea Sir Jiii:P

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Old November 14, 2012, 03:17 AM
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Sneak in to the field. Grab the wickets and run before they catch you.
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Old November 14, 2012, 03:22 AM
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Old November 14, 2012, 06:16 AM
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Old November 14, 2012, 03:26 AM
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Old November 14, 2012, 03:18 AM
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Old November 14, 2012, 08:17 AM
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Easy, just ask any bowler playing against Bangladesh.

Or, did you mean to ask how to get a test wicket for Bangladesh?
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Old November 14, 2012, 09:53 AM
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LOL unison grunting
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Old November 14, 2012, 10:19 AM
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Change the Bowling Uniform: all bowlers should wear Lungi, should do the trick
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Old November 14, 2012, 11:44 AM
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5. Global Warming: perhaps it's time for more carbon emissions and make the climate even warmer and unbearable for batters so that they give away their wicket in the extreme heat

further ideas are welcome
6. in-field "ye" bombardment: perhaps it is time for more "ye" emissions and make the air around batsmen so stinky that they would not wanna stay in crease for long time! Ingredients needed - boiled egg, cucumber and dholai khal'er chanachur.
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Old November 14, 2012, 11:57 AM
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I think we need to create distractions which will break their concentration.
Like for WI play the "Gangnam" song.
For Pak play any Bolly item song
For Ind bring some white chicks who will perform in some item songs aswell.
For SA scare them with some voodoo dolls
For Srilanka , complete silence in the stadium.
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Old November 14, 2012, 12:02 PM
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We need this man Ananto Jalil pom Gana. Heard he worked with amader ex bowling coach while he was in the Gana U19 team.

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Old November 23, 2012, 03:12 AM
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We need this man Ananto Jalil pom Gana. Heard he worked with amader ex bowling coach while he was in the Gana U19 team.

ভাই এইখানে জলিল ভাইরে টানার কি দরকার , সে একটু বোকা বলে সবাই তারে নিয়া যা স্টার্ট করল এখন দেখলে রা ভাল লাগে না ...
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Old November 23, 2012, 03:14 AM
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ভাই এইখানে জলিল ভাইরে টানার কি দরকার , সে একটু বোকা বলে সবাই তারে নিয়া যা স্টার্ট করল এখন দেখলে রা ভাল লাগে না ...
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Old November 25, 2012, 10:19 AM
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ki ato boro aspordha he is better than anybody else
After all she akhon Bangladesh number 1 hero , ar mediar shobchaite jonopriow manush . ,
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Old November 14, 2012, 12:40 PM
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The gulgula ball is the answer.
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Old November 14, 2012, 04:27 PM
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Lets " Shamim" have a 5 minutes conversation with opposite team player right before the game starts..

Finally, Bangla cinema treatment.. Bring our Super hero and let them bowl.. "S** Khan" and "U from Gana" will definately do the job..If not, their voice during each delivery.."yaaa dishuaaa" enough to confuse the hell out of the batsman concentration.
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Old November 14, 2012, 04:56 PM
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hilarious thread... keep em coming brothers...

@Asif bhai, didnt they change the rule around the double bounce deliveries some time back? that is its a no/dead ball under the amended law...
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Thanks for the dead night laughter. Seriously hold on to catches.

Catches win matches - ingrain in their head by some Quantum Method type process.
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Old November 14, 2012, 06:08 PM
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Thanks for the dead night laughter. Seriously hold on to catches.

Catches win matches - ingrain in their head by some Quantum Method type process.
And also on a serious note: Hold on to coaches...
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Old November 16, 2012, 10:43 AM
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Thanks for the dead night laughter. Seriously hold on to catches.

Catches win matches - ingrain in their head by some Quantum Method type process.
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Old November 14, 2012, 06:05 PM
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There should be a specialist farter in the team to get maximum wicket in test matches

his job will be to field in close off/on depending on the direction of wind. He can Sync with SRK grant and should have special menu...like Mula etc to make it strong enough to force the batsman to hold his breath...we can encourage all bowlers to grant for a better effect... If they cannot ball line and length, they should at least grant...

There is no other legal way to get wickets in test cricket ..... This is just a form of sledging...
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