Recipe to win against West Indies

[kalpurush]

First, add some carrot to pursue BCCI to convince ICC to keep away the likes of “Ashokas” from umpiring the series!

Mogoj-vuna (selectors):
I know Akram loves mogoj vuna as he lacks a bit of it!
Just follow BC and get your squad right!!


Coaches, do the catches:
As your cats don’t know how to take catches, just field yourselves while the cats are out to change their diapers!! See it’s that easy!!!


Oh! I forgot that Pybus might having his “self-declared” vacation, thus, can’t take the catches to win us matches!!!


Then, add the squads for all the three formats of cricket, i.e., Test, ODI and T20 as below:

Test:
TI
Anamul
Mominul
Mushy
Mullah
Shak
Nasir
RBX
Mash
Enamul Jr
Sunny


ODI:
TI
Imrul
Anamul
Shak
Mullah
Mushy
Nasir
Mash
Naz
Sunny
Razzak

T20:
TI
Nazimuddin
Ash/Zunaid
Shak
Mushy
Nasir
Sabbir
Zia
Mash
RBX/Naz
Sunny





P.S. I wanted to be a Zee here, but pulled off a “Bioscoop!”
What do you think? What's your recipe?