WI tour game reduced to 2 days

[Zunaid]

The three-day warm-up match between the visiting West Indies and BCB XI which was scheduled to begin from Thursday was called off due to a wet outfield.

Ok, here comes DMan. Get ready with your sledge shields and sledge arrows.

[Dilscoop]

Originally Posted by Zunaid
Oh dear. DMan is pushing the buttons and BC-ites are jumping around like chicken with their head cut off. C'mon guys - don't get so hit and bothered over some mild sledging. Cat got you tongue? Sledge back. Grow at least 1.

lol. Now you know how our players handle lil "sledging," esp TIK ...

[Maysun]

1.1 Shahadat to Gayle, 132 kph, the growl and the short ball first up has taken the mighty Gayle by surprise. Quality delivery, perfect line and length, just outside the offstump corridor with a bit of bounce and Gayle has a poke at it and edges it to Mushfiqur Rahim. Shahadat has a send off for Gayle as well. Oh dear, the Gangnam Style dance mimicking is horrible. Gayle is not pleased.

[shivfan]

Does that now mean the two-day match starts tomorrow?

[Zunaid]

See my post above. Match cancelled.

[DMan]

So match is now cancelled?

This is a really terrible time to be touring Bangladesh. Hopefully we won't need any sort of practice and will easily mow over you minnows.

[DMan]

Originally Posted by Zunaid
Ok, here comes DMan. Get ready with your sledge shields and sledge arrows.

Don't worry our players don't sledge on the field (We're not Aussies) so your batsmen will have a nice time out there in the middle.

[oronnya]

Originally Posted by DMan
Don't worry our players don't sledge on the field (We're not Aussies) so your batsmen will have a nice time out there in the middle.

So you are here to compensate for their nice behaviour on field

[DMan]

Originally Posted by oronnya
So you are here to compensate for their nice behaviour on field

I'm just here so you guys can just have some competing banter between both teams going on.

It will be boring with just you bangla fans talking amongst yourselves wouldn't it?

[oronnya]

Originally Posted by DMan
I'm just here so you guys can just have some competing banter between both teams going on.

It will be boring with just you bangla fans talking amongst yourselves wouldn't it?

ha ha ha you are right in a way.. But it never gets boring in BC as there are so many people with so many opinions . But of course you guys add that extra bit to it's ongoing entertainment

[AsifTheManRahman]

Why wait for the real games to start? Let's fight it out here. Come on DMan, let's go let's go!

Here's what my simulator says:

0.1 AsifTheMan to DMan, BOWLED! Beaten for pace, didn't see it even with a pair of thick lenses on, bat nowhere near pad, pad nowhere near ball, stumps shattered to more pieces than the number of dreadlocks on Gayle's head. DMan trudges back, head hung in shame.

The new batsman is DMan

0.2 AsifTheMan to DMan, BOWLED! Beaten for pace, didn't see it even with a pair of thick lenses on, bat nowhere near pad, pad nowhere near ball, stumps shattered to more pieces than the number of dreadlocks on Gayle's head. DMan trudges back, head hung in shame.

The new batsman is DMan

0.3 AsifTheMan to DMan, BOWLED! Beaten for pace, didn't see it even with a pair of thick lenses on, bat nowhere near pad, pad nowhere near ball, stumps shattered to more pieces than the number of dreadlocks on Gayle's head. DMan trudges back, head hung in shame.

The new batsman is DMan

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1.4 AsifTheMan to DMan, BOWLED! Beaten for pace, didn't see it even with a pair of thick lenses on, bat nowhere near pad, pad nowhere near ball, stumps shattered to more pieces than the number of dreadlocks on Gayle's head. DMan trudges back, head hung in shame.

West Indies 0/10, 1.4 overs, RR 0.0
DMan 0, DMan 0, DMan 0, DMan 0, DMan 0, DMan 0, DMan 0, DMan 0, DMan 0, DMan 0, DMan 0*
AsifTheMan 1.4-1.4-0-10

Bangladesh to bat...

0.1 DMan to AsifTheMan, SIX! and that's all from us here at BanglaCricket.com, folks!

[Tiger444]

^ Good stuff there ATMR

[kalpurush]

^^ Ha! Ha!! ATMR, the cool guy!!!


DMan, don't worry man, you still have a chance to showcase your talent in the 2nd test!!!

[AsifTheManRahman]

We'll rest our main player and let you beat up on Abul in the second Test.

[Tiger Manc]

Post of the day from ATMR. Shundor hoise. Onek moja paise.

[DMan]

I guess you guys have to resort to fantasy results to compensate for your shortcomings in cricket. Oh well reality will soon come like a ton of bricks come Tuesday.

[al Furqaan]

Originally Posted by DMan
I guess you guys have to resort to fantasy results to compensate for your shortcomings in cricket. Oh well reality will soon come like a ton of bricks come Tuesday.

I think this might be the series where we win our first real test. Will you still be posting with us if the series is drawn 1-1?

[DMan]

Of course. I'll be here till the very end of this tour.

[al Furqaan]

So what kind of result do you think WI will need to continue their progress? What kind of result will be deemed a dissapointment?

[Zeeshan]

lol.... Colorado aar Washington er paash diye jacho naki Atimar-da... eto rosh aar josh koi rakho... bhaloi to dekhalen but how can DMAN appear so many times... inconsistency makes the scorecard a little less credulous

[shivfan]

Originally Posted by al Furqaan
So what kind of result do you think WI will need to continue their progress? What kind of result will be deemed a dissapointment?

Personally, I think a series win is needed, even if it is just one Test won, and one drawn, like last time....

[Kohli_Sox]

Originally Posted by DMan
So match is now cancelled?

This is a really terrible time to be touring Bangladesh. Hopefully we won't need any sort of practice and will easily mow over you minnows.

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