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Old January 3, 2013, 07:51 PM
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Default If [X] played cricket?

If a goldsmith played cricket?
If a woodcutter played cricket?
If a quantum physicist played cricket?
If an archaeologist played cricket?
If a street thug played cricket?
If an ornithologist played cricket?

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What would happen?

I will start with:

If a sniper played cricket, he would aim at the stumps hard so as to simulate ballistics lest batsmen get in the way.
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Old January 4, 2013, 02:20 AM
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If Obama played cricket, he would have to chase down 16 trillion runs while batting second.

If Oprah played cricket, everyone in that stadium would get a free house. Yes, I said house.

If Ashraful played...........oh wait.
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Old January 4, 2013, 09:13 AM
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there are some footballer who dive to get penalties .......

these players would have been excellent in tight run out situations and also good slip catchers
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Old January 4, 2013, 09:15 AM
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If Obama played cricket, he would have to chase down 16 trillion runs while batting second.

If Oprah played cricket, everyone in that stadium would get a free house. Yes, I said house.

If Ashraful played...........oh wait.
what about MA Jolonto Jolil
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Old January 4, 2013, 10:16 AM
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what about MA Jolonto Jolil
While batting against Srilanka, he would modestly ask Bowden, " Is the bowler pom Gana"?
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Old January 4, 2013, 09:49 PM
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If Hafizuddin would have played cricket, bhaira, guess what could happen to Ashoka?
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Old January 6, 2013, 06:31 AM
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If OP played cricket, we could see quick deaths of lesser threads in BC.
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Old January 6, 2013, 04:50 PM
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if one world played cricket, he'd ball gay
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Old January 6, 2013, 09:48 PM
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^Your world getting limited Z. That's the best you could get to, seriously?
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Old March 18, 2013, 01:46 PM
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If LeBron played cricket, he would be the best fielder ever seen. He'd make Jonty Rhodes look like a 1999 era Bangladeshi fielder.
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Old March 18, 2013, 02:22 PM
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If Zeeshan played cricket, he would have had a GF by now. IF...
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