What's the most romantic thing you have ever done?
Wrote a poem once, bought a showpiece and flowers and went to a jewelry store to give it to the lady.
Turned out she had a ring on her ring finger. So being the genius that I am I was like: Happy Thanksgiving to you and your husband!
Needless to say no law enforcement were involved.
There are two kinds of people in the world. One who likes food; and, the other, who don't.