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Old March 5, 2013, 05:12 PM
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Default KFC or BFC: A Modern Day Selector's Dilemma (Akram Khan autobiography)

I like cricket.

I also like BFC too. In addition to FFC. But ultimately KFC is the best. The selection permutations of the alphabetica FC's in first-class cricket (do you see what I just did there?) makes me wonder if wunderkind Ashraful carries the team Bangladesh like an Atlas on shoulder. *shrugs*

So, my birth date is obscure somewhere in the overcast shade of my silhouette that stretches the girth of ancient Persian empire of the Xerxes. Oh well closest estimate to it is November 1, 1968.

I quickly emerged as the leading right handed batsman of the century. As well as leading right handed bowler of the turn of the century. But you don't want to see me bowl.

My greatest achievement so far though has been Tamim Iqbal.

Currently I am in the tight spandex suit and shoes of a selector. Ultimately what happens is Minhaj bhai and Bashar bhai, we brainstorm together in modern day CEO style of what lunch to eat.

Whether it is FFC, KFC or BFC, weather dictates.

So if that brainstorming session doesn't work we sometimes take shower together or sauana to generate the creative theta wave to entrain our brains.

If that too doesn't work we just dive in a pool full of- with apologies to Kendrick Lamar- chicken fries.

Thank you come again.

Folks, just like my mantra in life has been in terms of selection - which are nothing but random roulette rolls- that "Life is like chicken, either you eat or not eat it, but you cannot avoid it."
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Old March 5, 2013, 05:13 PM
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I like this thread. Too funny.


Etodine ekta thread khullen jekhane manush asbe ebong post o korbe
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Old March 5, 2013, 05:15 PM
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I like this thread. Too funny.


Etodine ekta thread khullen jekhane manush asbe ebong post o korbe
Any requests for next installment?
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Old March 18, 2013, 01:41 PM
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My sister met mister fried chicken back in 1998, when she was 5 years old. He was having french fries, and shared some with her.

Nice guy, but he's got some major issues with fried food it seems.
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Quote:
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carries the team Bangladesh like an Atlas on shoulder. *shrugs*
Niceee.
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Old April 4, 2013, 11:59 PM
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Zeeshan you really opened a nice funny thread
But i guess you forgot to mention chachus new crush..
http://cfc-bd.com/
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