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  #5426  
Old March 25, 2013, 10:14 PM
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স্ত্রী বর্ষাকে অনন্তের মারধর! থানায় জিডি


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thank God! I am not the only one who does that. I feel much better now. Go Jalil bhai. We all look up to be a hero just like you.... You have been the sole progress in dhallywood and now in life...
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Old March 25, 2013, 10:42 PM
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Strategies to deal with crazy wife. Scene 1. Action!

Wife acting all crazy after seeing a text from a random number saying "that was fun, we should do it again".

wife, with a knife in her hand: "Who sent you this message?"
The husband here have to establish his territory. Under no circumstances should he answer that question, either lying or telling the truth because it doesn't matter, she already made up her mind that this text must be from a better looking girl than her (in reality it was probably from a kid you played basketball with). So instead of answering, go blazin on accusing.

Husband: Why you touched my phone? And why you have a knife in your hand?
wife: cuz i am gonna kill you.
husband: if you kill me who is gonna answer my phone calls
wife: you think i am joking?
husband: obviously not you crazy b****..
Wife goes berserk....what you called me... thats it you done...

now husband turns on his manly animalistict survival instinct. jumps in front of her, pushes her to the wall, holding both of her wrist against the wall, takes the knife away from her, looks straight in the eye and says in a cold voice "never touch my phone without my permission."

The end!

or is it............
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Old March 25, 2013, 11:03 PM
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Old March 25, 2013, 11:07 PM
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Strategies to deal with crazy wife. Scene 1. Action!

Wife acting all crazy after seeing a text from a random number saying "that was fun, we should do it again".

wife, with a knife in her hand: "Who sent you this message?"
The husband here have to establish his territory. Under no circumstances should he answer that question, either lying or telling the truth because it doesn't matter, she already made up her mind that this text must be from a better looking girl than her (in reality it was probably from a kid you played basketball with). So instead of answering, go blazin on accusing.

Husband: Why you touched my phone? And why you have a knife in your hand?
wife: cuz i am gonna kill you.
husband: if you kill me who is gonna answer my phone calls
wife: you think i am joking?
husband: obviously not you crazy b****..
Wife goes berserk....what you called me... thats it you done...

now husband turns on his manly animalistict survival instinct. jumps in front of her, pushes her to the wall, holding both of her wrist against the wall, takes the knife away from her, looks straight in the eye and says in a cold voice "never touch my phone without my permission."

The end!

or is it............
i usually dont reveal pvt stuff but when i do....

girl comes and sits next to me...i interpret it as flirting....i find her name out and send her fb request....she doesnt respond so i cancel....cant stop thinking abt her so resend request...she ignores so i cancel but i cant stop thinking....repeat finally cancel request

question: DOES SHE LIKE ME OR SHOULD I STOP HARASSING HER?
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Old March 25, 2013, 11:16 PM
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you should wake up from your dream. Your problems are too high schoolish/kindergartenish. You are 30 years old dude. Come up with a problem that would relate to us. Like tell us how you got that 100 K in BD.
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Old March 25, 2013, 11:20 PM
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and ain't no girl coming sitting next to you zeeshan. since you have a high school problem i will tell you why it is unrealistic in a high school answer...

girls gonna sit next to a guy wearing nike sneakers and timberland boots, northface jackets, sean jean hats. She is not gonna sit next to a guy wearing jeans bought from neelkhet and someone wearing namaz porar tupi..
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Old March 25, 2013, 11:49 PM
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dude stop rubbing it on me... my theory is she didnt add me cuz she didnt appreciate the fact i found out her name and fb-ed her. that's creepy...even by my stds.
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Old March 26, 2013, 12:17 AM
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No one wears sean jean hats.
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Old March 26, 2013, 08:01 PM
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সব সময়ই নিজেকে বক্সার ভাবি

লেখাপড়া করছেন ফ্যাশন ডিজাইনে। তবে বক্সিং রিংটা টানে তামান্না হককে। হাতের চুড়ি খুলে তাই বক্সিং গ্লাভস পরে কাল খেললেন স্বাধীনতা দিবস টুর্নামেন্টে। প্রথমবার রিংয়ে নেমেই ৫০ কেজি ওজন শ্রেণীতে হয়েছেন রানারআপ। সামনে আরও খেলতে চান বক্সিং। জানালেন নিজের পরিকল্পনা



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Old March 27, 2013, 06:58 AM
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ফসল নষ্ট করায় দুই ষাঁড়ের ফাঁসি!

খেতের ফসল নষ্ট করায় ক্ষুব্ধ তিন কৃষক দুই ষাঁড়কে ফাঁসিতে ঝুলিয়েছেন। ভারতের মধ্যপ্রদেশের শিবপুরি জেলার মায়াপুর গ্রামে সম্প্রতি এ ঘটনা ঘটে বলে ‘টাইমস অব ইন্ডিয়া’র খবরে জানানো হয়।
খবরে বলা হয়, বিষয়টি পুলিশকে জানানো হলে পুলিশ ওই গ্রামে গিয়ে ফাঁস থেকে ষাঁড় দুটি নামিয়ে ময়নাতদন্তের জন্য পাঠায়। আর দুজন প্রত্যক্ষদর্শীর সাক্ষ্যের ভিত্তিতে ঘটনার সঙ্গে জড়িত সন্দেহে মায়াগ্রামের বাসিন্দা দর্শন সিংকে আটকের পর জিজ্ঞাসাবাদ করা হয়।


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Old March 27, 2013, 07:48 AM
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Old March 27, 2013, 09:00 AM
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Mrs iDumb sounds more entertaining and interesting than iDumb because she is unpredictable. I would like to meet your missus someday, iDumb and gossip about you!
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Old March 28, 2013, 01:53 PM
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Loving sohel da's animations too funny!
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Old March 28, 2013, 01:59 PM
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Sohel bhai eker por ek jiph (not bhengchi) martasey, Nadim tomar din shesh.
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Old March 28, 2013, 02:09 PM
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Old March 30, 2013, 06:55 PM
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Emnite gumanor time paina, tar modde ajke abar ghorir kata ek ghonta agabe...r somoy payna
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Old March 30, 2013, 08:32 PM
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uff oshojjo!! Eto formality shojjo hoy na grrr!!!
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Old March 30, 2013, 10:46 PM
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Sohel bhai eker por ek jiph (not bhengchi) martasey, Nadim tomar din shesh.
Nadim's post count dominance isn't even seriously approachable. At least not my me. I irrevocably believe in 5 things and Nadim's post count supremacy is the one just below GOD and country.

The day his supremacy ends would be the day:

1) Sir Mohammad Ashraful Matin, KRT scores 100s in all formats of the game in every game for 13 years.

2) Hell freezes over.
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Old March 30, 2013, 10:53 PM
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Nadim's post count dominance isn't even seriously approachable. At least not my me. I irrevocably believe in 5 things and Nadim's post count supremacy is the one just below GOD and country.

The day his supremacy ends would be the day:

1) Sir Mohammad Ashraful Matin, KRT scores 100s in all formats of the game in every game for 13 years.

2) Hell freezes over.


Now we wait for Sohel's Mtin
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Old March 30, 2013, 10:57 PM
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Now we wait for Sohel's Mtin
That 190 has bought him at least another tour.
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Old March 31, 2013, 12:14 AM
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Mrs iDumb sounds more entertaining and interesting than iDumb because she is unpredictable. I would like to meet your missus someday, iDumb and gossip about you!
please maysun bhai take her away... and save me. amio mone korchilam first interesting, tai nai buijjah bia korchi.... ekhon thela bujhtachi...

now realizing boring habla gubla illiterate maiya biya kora bhalo..... at least they will listen to you... and i wouldnt have to do laundry....and cleaning.......

i am a firm believer that maiya manush belongs in the kitchen!
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Old March 31, 2013, 01:47 AM
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Old March 31, 2013, 01:21 PM
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It's been 3 years since I joined? No damn way!
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Almost that time of the year when cricinfo will be full of inane headlines of IPL - forget cricket.
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FB is and never has been the fountain of truth. Always verify before you cut and paste from FB.

Often sharing these hoaxes and urban legends can actually be harmful and dangerous.

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