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Old April 19, 2013, 05:34 PM
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Default 21 Creative Ways to Become World's First Bangladeshi-Born TRILLIONAIRE!!- thread

  • Create intergalactic travel device
  • Create time travel machine
  • Create Resurrection from Death machine named Lazarus
  • Save current BD-vs Zimbo match lol
  • Solve all the millenium math problems and charge a BILLION FOR EACH
  • Market "How to beat Artificial intelligence chess machine lichess for virgins?" and sell for 100$$ each
  • Mark lichus and sell for 100$$ each
  • Sell photographic memory pill and package and market
  • Auto generator machine of beautiful woman numbers for free but ads on side
  • Solve middle east crisis
  • Solve crisis' midlife crisis
  • Eradicate poverty
  • Eradicate suffering and create Enlightenment cum Immortality machine
  • Eat bill gates
  • Eat Oprah
  • Keep eating Ted Turner, Warren Buffet, and that James dude
  • Invent telepathy
  • Create heaven!
  • Arrange human interview with God for a 1c each
  • Cure cancer
  • Cure vaccines for all disease
  • Create perfect money counterfeit device
  • Unite all world under Pangea and rule with iron fist dictatorship with hands to Fort Knox

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Old April 19, 2013, 07:52 PM
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I'm gonna read the forum rules to find out if you can get banned for opening too many useless threads.

Trying too hard Zeesan bhai
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Old April 19, 2013, 08:53 PM
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I'm gonna read the forum rules to find out if you can get banned for opening too many useless threads.

Trying too hard Zeesan bhai
not a bad idea...maybe we should come up with 21 ways to get this guy banned.

i will tell you one on how to get this guy banned. you have to put him in a mainka chipa type of situation. Start a religious topic...wait for his post, reply in a way that will make him write a post that will likely be very offensive to a religious person. then report him to the mods....

this way u will have a lot of ppl supporting the ban too..
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Old April 19, 2013, 08:55 PM
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forget about trillion i doubt zeeshan knows how many zeroes i. trillion though he claims to be a math major... i still dont know how he was able to obtain takas equivalent to 100k usd... boggles my mind....
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Old April 19, 2013, 08:57 PM
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idea 2 to get this guy banned:
make sohel the supermoderator.

idea 3:
convice Ash not to visit bc if zeeshan ever tries to contact him when he is in bd.

idea 4... 5....6 i can go on on and on however that will just encourage him to come up with more nonsense...
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Old April 19, 2013, 10:07 PM
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I think the OP of this thread breaks the board rules.

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Do not post with excessive numbers of emoticons, upper case (capital letters), lowercase, formatted or colored text, and punctuations (e.g. ! and ?) etc.
dhora kela Zeesan bhai. Reverse Swing bhai tomake warning dibe.
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Old April 19, 2013, 11:26 PM
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Bp'r approval oto care kori na...he is no one kintu the idumb hotash korla...aar forum e na bola ache cricket section e post korteo...sheta to koro na...

Dekhi psymon,jeenatef,shiponda,bochada ar dr zed ki bolen....Unader approval chara ami cholina...
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Old April 19, 2013, 11:38 PM
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I like the idea but your approval board made me go
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Old April 20, 2013, 01:04 AM
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Bp'r approval oto care kori na...he is no one
Ato shahosh kota tike ashlo aite bolte? Tomake ki ar bolbo...
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Old April 20, 2013, 02:23 AM
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Ato shahosh kota tike ashlo aite bolte? Tomake ki ar bolbo...
lol we don't even know your real name let alone what you do. so de facto you are a burger flipper in my book

@Oneworld yeah i like to surround myself with yes man.... jara amar shuvakanki (i said kanki don't go there now) na tader dilit kore dei fb theke....

@iDumb yeah trillionaire is impossible to become. point of this thread is no dream is big enough....DREAM BIG" motto of california lotto 40 million starting point...

Right now i am dreaming for a Robiul 9
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Old April 20, 2013, 02:36 AM
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lol we don't even know your real name let alone what you do. so de facto you are a burger flipper in my book
Do you have some sort of ranking system set up? Whoever you don't know you're just gonna abuse them?

So you think i'm Spongebob flipping burgers at Krusty Krab? Bapre bap. Ato offensive kota kokono shuni nai.
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Old April 20, 2013, 02:40 AM
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Do you have some sort of ranking system set up? Whoever you don't know you're just gonna abuse them?

So you think i'm Spongebob flipping burgers at Krusty Krab? Bapre bap. Ato offensive kota kokono shuni nai.
Sorry. Didn't mean to offend you, just defending here. If you can't stand the heat, may be step out of ....kitchen? j/k!
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Old April 20, 2013, 02:52 AM
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If you can't stand the heat, may be step out of ....kitchen? j/k!
ranna ta ke korbo tahole?
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Old April 20, 2013, 02:54 AM
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ranna ta ke korbo tahole?
kajer bua?
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Old April 20, 2013, 03:13 AM
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kajer bua?
nah iDumb
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Old April 20, 2013, 09:17 AM
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Try billionaires first.

http://simile-widgets.org/exhibit3/e...lionaires.html
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Old April 20, 2013, 09:20 AM
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I agree with BP.

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