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Old September 9, 2013, 01:02 AM
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Default New Zealand may retreat, says 'America' too dangerous

New Zealand may retreat, says 'America' too dangerous

After the daring declaration by Ambassador Dan Mojina that "Bangladesh will be like America", the Blackcaps are reconsidering to visit Bangladesh saying America is too dangerous. "Look what happened to us last time. Knew't they were Americans in disguise."



When asked to comment further, the newest sensation Ish "isshire" Sodhi said: "Dhakar pola very very smart." Authorities confirmed that he came to the conclusion after hearthrob Ananta Jalil's disturbing images went viral of jumping from one skyscraper to another and kicking all five hooligans without barely touching them in a roundhouse kick. Even Chuck Norris had a near Ananta experience.

The New Zealand A team are scheduled to practice an unofficial test versus Sri Lanka A at Pallekele because nothing prepares a team to practice on a condition by playing on an adjacent condition. It is almost as tantamount as practicing a kiss on one's sister before doing on one's girlfriend. Then again, white nationalist leader Paul Craig Cobb saying "What's so wrong with that!"

Although there are flyovers to reach flyover over flyover to combat traffic jam in case lactose intolerant people makes a mess in the unbearable humid heat, when asked what scares the team most the general manager of selection Bruce Edgar replied, without breaking a beat, William Richmond Basaiawmoit. Readers will recall that he was the lead tenor of Shillong Chamber Choir who performed at capacity crowd recently. When asked why, Edgar replied: "Some people just want to see the world burn."


Some people just want to see the world burn.

An irate Brendon McCullum further quipped: "Dhaka has enough formalin to make Bruce Martin's dead balls rise alive for wides." 'Whose balls?' chimed the journos at that Bruce Martin himself made an appearance at the press and said "Don't worry not even Tom Latham, Trent Boult, Mark Gillespie,Dean Brownlie,Hamish Rutherford knows who I am, who themselves don't know who they are." Unfortunately, Jesse Ryder was unable to comment who was the most exuberant one to visit the country to concoct a super cocktail of MDMA, Molly, Yabba, Benzo and Yusuf Guler Bhushi.

Meanwhile in Mawaa Dr. Sanjay Gupta was seen smoking ganja for his "Legalize Weed" campaign.


Corey Anderson said Bangladesh has the best bowling alley in the world.

After dilly-dallying when the press finally got down to asking serious questions and asked about the Kiwis bowling attack, Corey Anderson replied: "Why they have the best bowling alley in the sixth most largest Asian, and 11th most largest World's shopping complex in the history of mankind." No one had to the heart to tell him you cannot actually add Facefood, nor can you get anything other than 'pepey' or 'gajor' in your sandwich instead of onions and olives at Subpoint.

The team who made a great fiasco last time of not getting good quality pirated DVDs from Bashundhara will likely meet up in JFP for their practice session, not to confuse with JFK the airport of USA.
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