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Old May 30, 2017, 01:24 PM
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Default Bangladesh is so weak...

  • Bangladesh is so weak it runs on a faster calendar.
  • Bangladesh is so weak they wear whites in ODI....that too against Swiss.
  • Bangladesh is so weak that their players listen to "TheWeakEnd"
  • Bangladesh is so weak that when they say 'don't ruffle our feathers,' they bloody hell mean 'don't ruffle our feathers'....
  • Bangladesh is so weak that even Ananta Jalil cannot save them.
  • Bangladesh is so weak that you can write an encyclopedia...yeah Weakipedia.
  • Bangladesh is so weak that they keep getting stuck at first too letters when playing H.O.R.S.E
  • Bangladesh is too weak to even understand 'tweak'...
  • Bangladesh is so weak that even Wick's furniture store was forced to change their name.
  • Bangladesh is weaker than BD governtment showing resistance against Themis.

I don't care if they are lame. I am just mad.
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Old May 30, 2017, 01:28 PM
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Arrey bhai, Bangladesh team so weak, even Cialis can't help them~!
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Old May 30, 2017, 01:43 PM
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Bangladesh is so weak that even Chuck Norris resigned from captaincy post
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Old May 30, 2017, 02:02 PM
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Uff ei constant wrist slitting osojhho!! ekta match harle Mohabharot osuddho hoye jai na, now I can't even make fun of the match result without feeling sorry for you guyz,

Chill people !! it was just a match with some unplayable bowling on display, even the so called big teams would have **** bricks facing the likes of Umesh and bhuvi in overcast conditions.
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Old May 30, 2017, 02:12 PM
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Uff ei constant wrist slitting osojhho!! ekta match harle Mohabharot osuddho hoye jai na, now I can't even make fun of the match result without feeling sorry for you guyz,

Chill people !! it was just a match with some unplayable bowling on display, even the so called big teams would have **** bricks facing the likes of Umesh and bhuvi in overcast conditions.
well what do you expect from Zee other than some useless threads.

chaliya jao Zee. chaliya jao. It was so funny that I forgot to laugh at all your puns.
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Old May 30, 2017, 02:16 PM
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Uff ei constant wrist slitting osojhho!! ekta match harle Mohabharot osuddho hoye jai na, now I can't even make fun of the match result without feeling sorry for you guyz,

Chill people !! it was just a match with some unplayable bowling on display, even the so called big teams would have **** bricks facing the likes of Umesh and bhuvi in overcast conditions.
We get upset because the players do not live upto their words

Before it was about living upto their expectations but these days our players talk big and do little.

We are upset because Shakib is the no. 1 allrounder but he hasn't done anything in the global stage, we are upset because Sabbir keep scoring ducks whenever team needs him and he dreams of playing finals and chasing down 500.

We have our reason to be upset. And the last 2 losses are bound to dent anyone's confidence.
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Old May 30, 2017, 02:32 PM
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We get upset because the players do not live upto their words

Before it was about living upto their expectations but these days our players talk big and do little.

We are upset because Shakib is the no. 1 allrounder but he hasn't done anything in the global stage, we are upset because Sabbir keep scoring ducks whenever team needs him and he dreams of playing finals and chasing down 500.

We have our reason to be upset. And the last 2 losses are bound to dent anyone's confidence.
Well TBH, despite todays match your batting is solid and stable, you wont face 22/6 situations in every match, actually contrary to popular belief I think your bowling is your main weakness, barring Fizz rest are average to below average, Rubel apart from his yorkers is gun barrel straight most of the times and lacks variations, Mash has variations and skills but lacks pace hence easy to pick, Taskin has pace but lacks control, Mehedi is okay though.

I believe on a flat pitch BD could make or chase a 320+ but it will be extremely tough for you restrict the opposition from scoring bigger. BD bowlers need some serious pre match preparations and analysis done before the Eng match, if they bat first on a flat pitch it could get bloody.
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Old May 30, 2017, 02:50 PM
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A little off topic: Sehwag said during the match and I quote "India practising with Pota before playing Beta."

This guy sure knows how to get under the skins of Pakistanis
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Old May 30, 2017, 03:48 PM
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well what do you expect from Zee other than some useless threads.

chaliya jao Zee. chaliya jao. It was so funny that I forgot to laugh at all your puns.
hehehehe eto khitkhita kan (not have a break, have a kit kat...kit kat bar... *jingle* kit kat bar)

rujay pet charkhar hoye jabe... othocho mukhe serene boddhisattva smile thakbe na ...tato hoy na...tato kibhabe hoy....
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steady fellas. warm up matches lost, not end of the world. Bangladesh is not weak. BD is a force, hence Pak fans went wild beating BD in an warm up match
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Have to give credit where it's due but that was some unbelievable pace bowling from India.

More so from Umesh who I feel doesn't get the credit and recognition enough worldwide.

Gone are the days of bowling machine Indian bowling.
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Returning to the forum after a while and I'm more concerned with Zeeshan's loss of form. What's with these weak bs puns?
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Old May 30, 2017, 05:05 PM
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Returning to the forum after a while and I'm more concerned with Zeeshan's loss of form. What's with these weak bs puns?
Mama, Zoshaan lost his Mojo!
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Old May 30, 2017, 07:30 PM
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গোপাল বাবু হোয়াই সো ম্যাড, ওয়ার্ম আপ করতে এত সময় লাগে নাকি? আমাদের ওয়ার্ম আপ হয়ে গেছে
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Old May 31, 2017, 04:35 AM
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  • This Bangladesh Team is so weak that even Sir Ridikulusli Awsumnikus Beastus Papon cannot save them!
  • This Bangladesh Team is so weak that even their theme song is "The Weaker Man" by the Iron Maydaan.
  • This Bangladesh Team is so weak that even a candle wick burns longer than their batting innings!
  • This Bangladesh Team is so weak that even their stars' combined ego cannot save them.
  • This Bangladesh Team is so weak that even they tend to forget their own talents most of the time.
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Old May 31, 2017, 06:34 AM
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  • This Bangladesh Team is so weak that even their theme song is "The Weaker Man" by the Iron Maydaan.
Hee hee.. good one.
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