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Old July 31, 2017, 06:12 PM
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Default Learn Bengali in 2 Hours - Shohojey Engraji Shikhun Taratari

1. This is so that the non-Bengali speaking BC members/readers/lurkers can learn Bengali quickly and easily.

2. Also on the other hand, Bangalies - newly arrived in English speaking countries who is struggling with the language can learn quick spoken English right here in this thread.

This thread is dedicated to aklemalp, brockly, Gowza, Donal-C, Xavier, Pakman, Pathan, Padoshan, Lasith and DJ-Shahastra.

Everyone, please feel free to contribute and help otherS learn the freedom of speaking the tongue!
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Old July 31, 2017, 06:14 PM
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Non-Bangalies - When you meet a pretty Bangali lady and want to ask her out, you say - "Ei Shundori, Palabey Kuthai?"

Same thing in English below...

Bangali Bhais- Apni jokhon prothom-bar bidesh-er matitey kacha bazaar-e ek OBangali Lolonar sathey chokha-chokhi hoye Premey porey haboodooboo khaben, tokhon takey potanor jonno bolben - "Howdy babe! What a fine looking thing like you doing in a dump like this?"
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Old July 31, 2017, 06:17 PM
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"Meat"?

Thank you for this thread dear bro
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Old July 31, 2017, 06:25 PM
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Bangali in meat market - Apni jokhon ekhon-o kacha bazaar-e mansher dukaney - "Hello Pedro, Do you have Halal meat?"

Non-Bangali Foreigner in meat market in Dhaka or Kolkata: "Accha bhai, pork-chop kuthai pawa jabey?"
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Old July 31, 2017, 06:29 PM
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Foreigner Non-Bangali when expressing frustration: "Shalaa Bel pakley kaaker ki?"

Bangali bhais and apus, jokhon bidesher matitey prochundo raag uthbey: "I sh!t in this land very much + STFU + GFY!"
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Old July 31, 2017, 06:36 PM
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Foreign Non-Bangali to complment someone else, I mean another BD guys' wife: "Apnar bou ti-to khub shundor dekhtey, kuthai pelen emon ekti shundori lolona?"

Bangali apus - jokhon ekjon boyoshka English dadi ammakey taar shoundor-jer Proshongsha korben: "Holy Coow...What a pretty cow you are! Your husband is such a lucky Beef-cake!"
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Old July 31, 2017, 06:38 PM
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Non-Bangalies - When you meat a pretty Bangali lady and want to ask her out, you say - "Ei Shundori, Palabey Kuthai?"

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Why do you want brother Akle to get beaten up ? Although Akle might earn a kiss instead due to his cute face and innocent bhaja maach ulte khete na jana type smile
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Old July 31, 2017, 06:58 PM
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Bangali bhais - Garden center thekey ber hoyechen, stop sign miss korechen, police mamu pichoney eshey laal-batti diye dhorechey..,Apni prothomei bekkha diben..."Po!po! I grew too much, I wnated to get rid of them...But I needed good pot!

Non-Bangali in Dhaka Police Station when you will have to bribe them to let you go after a drug bust: "Pongta Thola, Mittha kotha bolish naa...Ami Mod khai ni...Ghushi khabi...Ami Gushi dibo...Janish, amar nana Jomidaar!"
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Old July 31, 2017, 07:19 PM
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Ami baro mash tumay bhalobashi tumi shujog o paile bondhu ashio...

English please!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

Bangla please!!
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Old July 31, 2017, 07:30 PM
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Why do you want brother Akle to get beaten up ? Although Akle might earn a kiss instead due to his cute face and innocent bhaja maach ulte khete na jana type smile
How do u know I have a cute face?
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Old July 31, 2017, 08:28 PM
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How do u know I have a cute face?
Just guessing from your posts here, they are adorable and a treat to read
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Old July 31, 2017, 10:41 PM
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Non-Bangalies - When you meat a pretty Bangali lady and want to ask her out, you say - "Ei Shundori, Palabey Kuthai?"
Freudian slip at its best
Yea, I would like to "meat" a pretty Bangali lady. I would like to meat her real good.
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Old August 1, 2017, 07:22 AM
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Just guessing from your posts here, they are adorable and a treat to read
Well, I'll take that compliment

Now, you guys gotta translate some more for us hehe
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Old August 1, 2017, 07:37 AM
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Ami baro mash tumay bhalobashi tumi shujog o paile bondhu ashio...

English please!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

Bangla please!!
Sing it like Curt Kobain or Taka from One Ok Rock.
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Old August 1, 2017, 10:13 AM
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So is currency conversion also allowed in this thread?
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Old August 1, 2017, 10:34 AM
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So is currency conversion also allowed in this thread?
Sure, Why not?
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Old August 1, 2017, 08:25 PM
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Teach me how to read Bangla, I dropped out of grade 1
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BK at 7th grade question and answer; asking Geography teacher:

BK: Upottoka ki, Madam?
English translation: I want to bed you "meat loaf".

Teacher: Haramjaza!!!
English translation: I love you too!!!

Happy ending!!
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Old August 9, 2017, 01:04 AM
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How do u know I have a cute face?
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Just guessing from your posts here, they are adorable and a treat to read
eh miah what's going on here? Just FYI, there is a site called shaadi.com for these sorts of things
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Old August 9, 2017, 03:02 AM
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eh miah what's going on here? Just FYI, there is a site called shaadi.com for these sorts of things
He he ektu rogor korchilam Akle bhai er sathe 😂
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Old August 9, 2017, 09:07 AM
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Ami baro mash tumay bhalobashi tumi shujog o paile bondhu ashio...

English please!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

Bangla please!!
if anyone in this site, you would one of the ideal person to for translation...

But i will try with my limited language skilss..

1. "Ami baro mash tumay bhalobashi tumi shujog o paile bondhu ashio..."

Wanna love you throughout the year, just open once.

2. With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

- Raater belay batti niviya
- ami ashbo, diono firaiya
- ami boka kintu nai kono roga
- Ami ashbo, diona firaiya
- kala, dhola, mosha, forsha,
- diona firaiya.


dumb post but attempted :p
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Old August 9, 2017, 09:16 AM
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if anyone in this site, you would one of the ideal person to for translation...

But i will try with my limited language skilss..

1. "Ami baro mash tumay bhalobashi tumi shujog o paile bondhu ashio..."

Wanna love you throughout the year, just open once.

2. With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

- Raater belay batti niviya
- ami ashbo, diono firaiya
- ami boka kintu nai kono roga
- Ami ashbo, diona firaiya
- kala, dhola, mosha, forsha,
- diona firaiya.


dumb post but attempted :p
WTF did I just read
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Old August 9, 2017, 09:34 AM
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WTF did I just read
Haha .. I had the same feeling after I wrote it but decided to post anyway lol
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Old August 9, 2017, 12:18 PM
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if anyone in this site, you would one of the ideal person to for translation...

But i will try with my limited language skilss..

1. "Ami baro mash tumay bhalobashi tumi shujog o paile bondhu ashio..."

Wanna love you throughout the year, just open once.

2. With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

- Raater belay batti niviya
- ami ashbo, diono firaiya
- ami boka kintu nai kono roga
- Ami ashbo, diona firaiya
- kala, dhola, mosha, forsha,
- diona firaiya.


dumb post but attempted :p
Now, someone need to do a bangla cover of smells like teen spirit.
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Old August 16, 2017, 05:33 AM
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Ok....

This is gonna sound weird but there is always some Bangla words that I want to know.

How do you say sex in bangla, I mean conversational bangla.


I am serious no funny jokes please.
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