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Old October 23, 2005, 03:59 PM
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Headlines from the year 2029:

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan Syria and Lebanon).

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.

Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida and Ohio voters still having trouble with voting machines
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Old October 23, 2005, 07:10 PM
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super clinical! I'm on high after reading all that! super fun!
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Old October 24, 2005, 01:40 AM
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The longest winning Test Streak of 50 test by Bangladesh has come to an end

Edited on, October 24, 2005, 7:02 AM GMT, by thebest.
Reason: sentence restructure
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Old October 24, 2005, 02:34 AM
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pppfffffffffffffff........splutter.....cough....co ugh.......ahem

Gorom cha the bhije gelam! Dhurro mia! Ke bolse ei kotha koithe?
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Old October 24, 2005, 05:02 AM
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Coach Khaled Mahmud resigns over feud with Bangladesh Biman officials slamming the private airline for not accomodating spacious enough seats in the first class section of its Airbus 380. In a touching farewell speech, Mahmud claimed only the most diminutive of gymnasts could move in and out of those seats comfortably. When asked whether he was just too fat, the former captain burst into tears and muttered his final words "I'll be back".
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Old October 24, 2005, 07:03 AM
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well its funny!
is it really gonna happen?
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