21 Creative Ways to Become World's First Bangladeshi-Born TRILLIONAIRE!!- thread

Zeeshan · #1 April 19, 2013, 05:34 PM

Create intergalactic travel device
Create time travel machine
Create Resurrection from Death machine named Lazarus
Save current BD-vs Zimbo match lol
Solve all the millenium math problems and charge a BILLION FOR EACH
Market "How to beat Artificial intelligence chess machine lichess for virgins?" and sell for 100$$ each
Mark lichus and sell for 100$$ each
Sell photographic memory pill and package and market
Auto generator machine of beautiful woman numbers for free but ads on side
Solve middle east crisis
Solve crisis' midlife crisis
Eradicate poverty
Eradicate suffering and create Enlightenment cum Immortality machine
Eat bill gates
Eat Oprah
Keep eating Ted Turner, Warren Buffet, and that James dude
Invent telepathy
Create heaven!
Arrange human interview with God for a 1c each
Cure cancer
Cure vaccines for all disease
Create perfect money counterfeit device
Unite all world under Pangea and rule with iron fist dictatorship with hands to Fort Knox

BengaliPagol · #2 April 19, 2013, 07:52 PM

I'm gonna read the forum rules to find out if you can get banned for opening too many useless threads.

Trying too hard Zeesan bhai

iDumb · #3 April 19, 2013, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by BengaliPagol
I'm gonna read the forum rules to find out if you can get banned for opening too many useless threads.

Trying too hard Zeesan bhai

not a bad idea...maybe we should come up with 21 ways to get this guy banned.

i will tell you one on how to get this guy banned. you have to put him in a mainka chipa type of situation. Start a religious topic...wait for his post, reply in a way that will make him write a post that will likely be very offensive to a religious person. then report him to the mods....

this way u will have a lot of ppl supporting the ban too..

iDumb · #4 April 19, 2013, 08:55 PM

forget about trillion i doubt zeeshan knows how many zeroes i. trillion though he claims to be a math major... i still dont know how he was able to obtain takas equivalent to 100k usd... boggles my mind....

iDumb · #5 April 19, 2013, 08:57 PM

idea 2 to get this guy banned:
make sohel the supermoderator.

idea 3:
convice Ash not to visit bc if zeeshan ever tries to contact him when he is in bd.

idea 4... 5....6 i can go on on and on however that will just encourage him to come up with more nonsense...

BengaliPagol · #6 April 19, 2013, 10:07 PM

I think the OP of this thread breaks the board rules.

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dhora kela Zeesan bhai. Reverse Swing bhai tomake warning dibe.

Zeeshan · #7 April 19, 2013, 11:26 PM

Bp'r approval oto care kori na...he is no one kintu the idumb hotash korla...aar forum e na bola ache cricket section e post korteo...sheta to koro na...

Dekhi psymon,jeenatef,shiponda,bochada ar dr zed ki bolen....Unader approval chara ami cholina...

One World · #8 April 19, 2013, 11:38 PM

I like the idea but your approval board made me go
ȘfacepalmȘ

BengaliPagol · #9 April 20, 2013, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeeshan
Bp'r approval oto care kori na...he is no one

Ato shahosh kota tike ashlo aite bolte? Tomake ki ar bolbo...

Zeeshan · #10 April 20, 2013, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by BengaliPagol
Ato shahosh kota tike ashlo aite bolte? Tomake ki ar bolbo...

lol we don't even know your real name let alone what you do. so de facto you are a burger flipper in my book

@Oneworld yeah i like to surround myself with yes man.... jara amar shuvakanki (i said kanki don't go there now) na tader dilit kore dei fb theke....

@iDumb yeah trillionaire is impossible to become. point of this thread is no dream is big enough....DREAM BIG" motto of california lotto 40 million starting point...

Right now i am dreaming for a Robiul 9

BengaliPagol · #11 April 20, 2013, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeeshan
lol we don't even know your real name let alone what you do. so de facto you are a burger flipper in my book

Do you have some sort of ranking system set up? Whoever you don't know you're just gonna abuse them?

So you think i'm Spongebob flipping burgers at Krusty Krab? Bapre bap. Ato offensive kota kokono shuni nai.

Zeeshan · #12 April 20, 2013, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by BengaliPagol
Do you have some sort of ranking system set up? Whoever you don't know you're just gonna abuse them?

So you think i'm Spongebob flipping burgers at Krusty Krab? Bapre bap. Ato offensive kota kokono shuni nai.

Sorry. Didn't mean to offend you, just defending here. If you can't stand the heat, may be step out of ....kitchen? j/k!