Dial-a-FOB!

[Zeeshan]

Format:

1. Must start with "Dear Fob:"
2. Must contain sth. offensive.
3. Must contain ending and should not be smart alecky.

Example gratia:


Dear fob,


why do you guys buy clothes from nordstrom, wear them, and return the stinky clothes for full refund?


Love,
whispering death



Dear Bigot,


Because----we can! It's a democratic country and that's the beauty of u s a. take a chill pill, mix it with some martini and shove it down your hairy throat.


Yours
FOB

[Zeeshan]

In case you don't get it, here's another example:

Dear fob,

Why do you guys go to DENNY's for god's sakes and ask if the chicken is halal or not....and then and then...don't tip the server?

Yours,

Richard

Dear dick,

Stop being a jerk. There is nothing written in Mahabharata that you have to tip and cannot ask for kosher or halal meat. IT's USA that's the beauty of freedom of religion. We love America. And further there is nothing wrong either eating a steak, plucking a hair from eyebrow and shedding it on horse radish salad and asking for refund.

Yours,
fob

[Zeeshan]

Someone called HD not sure if it is Haider or Huda wants to why so many chaste males in Bangladesh aged 30-40?

Dear Anonymous:

Or is it Naimul Huda? I understand your plight. But remember, only way to Christ consciousness is channeling your energy of chastity through ajna chakra to gain wisdom. So yes, we are innocent, go open a thread or club if you want, but we are also like Good Guy Greg that we let the visitors go eskimo on our gfs.

Cheers.

p.s. it is also the beauty of u s of a

[iDumb]

looks and feels conceptually like "dear banglacricket" but the responses are not even 1/100th entertaining.

your questions are not even relevent to normal people, how can the answer be funny if we cant even relate to the question?

[BrianLara7]

fail thread

[Naimul_Hd]

Isshh....amar naam ta niyeo thread ta hit korte parlen na miya !!

[ReZ_1]

Who is FOB? what is FOB? Looks like i am the alien over here..

[Naimul_Hd]

Fob's are immigrants a.k.a. Fresh off the boat

[ammark]

Originally Posted by ReZ_1
Who is FOB? what is FOB? Looks like i am the alien over here..

BC FOBs

[ReZ_1]

Originally Posted by ammark
BC FOBs

Good one

[Ajfar]

Shouldn't be FOP?

[Roni_uk]

Sorry what? Zeeshan is a FOB and we have to ask him question?

[iDumb]

I have a real life problem. I just want to vent it away, and someone out there reads this and feels me.. that they have the same problem.... maybe that will make me feel better.

Dear Fob,
There is one thing that I hate doing is cleaning. I refuse to do it no matter what, even if I had all the free time in the world, i still will not clean. it's slavery. I grew up having my **** cleaned all my life, why should I have to downgrade my life style now? It does not make sense to me.

I work close to 80 hours/wk. When I am free, i wanna sleep, browse the net, maybe go watch a movie or hang around with some friends... have dinner outside.

But I am stuck cleaning the toilet the single day that I am not working to save my marriage. what kinda goo hole am i in?

I am so mad I cleaned the toilet today....It feels like someone poured liquid nitrogen on my body. How sad it is that I would rather clean the toilet than to argue with nonsense. I am thinking of hiring a maid, but that maybe bringing in more problem than solution.

What you think Fob?

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by iDumb
I have a real life problem. I just want to vent it away, and someone out there reads this and feels me.. that they have the same problem.... maybe that will make me feel better.

Dear Fob,
There is one thing that I hate doing is cleaning. I refuse to do it no matter what, even if I had all the free time in the world, i still will not clean. it's slavery. I grew up having my **** cleaned all my life, why should I have to downgrade my life style now? It does not make sense to me.

I work close to 80 hours/wk. When I am free, i wanna sleep, browse the net, maybe go watch a movie or hang around with some friends... have dinner outside.

But I am stuck cleaning the toilet the single day that I am not working to save my marriage. what kinda goo hole am i in?

I am so mad I cleaned the toilet today....It feels like someone poured liquid nitrogen on my body. How sad it is that I would rather clean the toilet than to argue with nonsense. I am thinking of hiring a maid, but that maybe bringing in more problem than solution.

What you think Fob?

Dear jamadar * not to confuse with zamindar

While i can always picture your mom doing all your dirty laundry for you all your life, i can also envision you with latex, spray, detergent and a dead body scene deluding yourself not only you have a wife, a life but also an ambi-DEXTER personality watever that **** means.

now only way out of your schizophrenia is to convince yourself that the "maid" who will come to your rescue is actually a figment of your imagination, not even the hot neighbor's daugther...yes that'll burst your bubble but also confront with the fact that Reality is Gay.

[Zeeshan]

also how does your question conform to the format of sth. offensive? it's not offensive at all. Buddha was a sweeper. Socrates was a sweeper. Einstein was a sweeper. Ash is a sweeper. Only way it's offensive is to show your ignorance.

[iDumb]

Zeeshan shut the hell up.. if anything I am saving your stupid thread. I don't have to conform to anything.

I have a real life problem. You should not make fun of that. When was the last time I made fun of you? I can but I won't because I am not immature like you.

Listen Zeeshan, if you ever need a job, I have a maid position available.