King Md Ashraful! All Hail!

Jumbooo · #1 February 4, 2010, 01:17 PM

It was was a dark and cloudy afternoon, when Md Ashraful stepped up to the crease with his bat in one hand and a toluwar in the other hand. All the men before him have sacrificed themselves for their country. There was not a tear nor any sweat in his face. He was prepared to battle. Md Ashraful looked at his enemies eyes, Hermisson was his name. He looked around the battlefield to launch his attack. He was alone, against a group of army who was just waiting to taste his blood.

Md. Ashraful's enemies came at full force: bouncers, yorkers, full tosses. But nothing was able to slow this madman down. He scored and scored some more. Just as he was about to move into his 50, through the corner of his eyes, he saw the villain had a knife to his fathers and mothers throat. He had no choice but to sacrifice. He was then beaten with the ball. He sacrificed his wicket to save the lives of his parents. He is a gracious man.

He went on to conquer many more land, but in all the villain was the far too powerful one. All hail Md Ashraful! Bir! He came, fought and sacrificed all for us. All hail Md Ashraful. Hip Hip Hooray. Hip Hip Hooray!

Nadim · #2 February 4, 2010, 01:23 PM

Rabz · #3 February 4, 2010, 01:28 PM

All Hail Ash.
He has managed to fool a whole 160 million people for almost a decade now.
Another 150 sometimes within next couple of times, he is set for his life.
Earning 30 lacs+ for Eid specials.

rahat90 · #4 February 4, 2010, 01:31 PM

omg..yet another ashraful thread.
it will be interesting to see how many ashraful threads have been opened since that innings against the england lol

kalpurush · #5 February 4, 2010, 01:32 PM

Ha! Ha!! Another Ashraful thread!!!

We made him STAR, didn't we?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rabz · #6 February 4, 2010, 01:39 PM

Hey, dont insult The King.
He could easily have his own forum you know...
Such is the power of the man.

WarWolf · #7 February 4, 2010, 01:46 PM

What about a sub-forum for Ash?

Rabz · #8 February 4, 2010, 02:00 PM

Sadi bhai, then you open pandora's box.

M.H.Rubel · #9 February 4, 2010, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by WarWolf
What about a sub-forum for Ash?

Good idea

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Rabz · #10 February 4, 2010, 02:10 PM

Rubel, bhai, Ash has failed to earn it.
We would have given him a whole forum, not just a sub forum, had he given us half of what he is.

Tigers_eye · #11 February 4, 2010, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Jumbooo
It was was a dark and cloudy afternoon, when Md Ashraful stepped up to the crease with his bat in one hand and a toluwar in the other hand. All the men before him have sacrificed themselves for their country. There was not a tear nor any sweat in his face. He was prepared to battle. Md Ashraful looked at his enemies eyes, Hermisson was his name. He looked around the battlefield to launch his attack. He was alone, against a group of army who was just waiting to taste his blood.

Md. Ashraful's enemies came at full force: bouncers, yorkers, full tosses. But nothing was able to slow this madman down. He scored and scored some more. Just as he was about to move into his 50, through the corner of his eyes, he saw the villain had a knife to his fathers and mothers throat. He had no choice but to sacrifice. He was then beaten with the ball. He sacrificed his wicket to save the lives of his parents. He is a gracious man.

He went on to conquer many more land, but in all the villain was the far too powerful one. All hail Md Ashraful! Bir! He came, fought and sacrificed all for us. All hail Md Ashraful. Hip Hip Hooray. Hip Hip Hooray!

Mercy!! That was bestowed upon him that day. Otherwise he would have walked back naked. leaving his tolowar, dhal and kapor on the pitch. We had witnessed miracle that day. Harmisson was stuned when the bail didn't fall. Wasn't that the 3rd ball he faced?

nannu · #12 February 4, 2010, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rabz
Rubel, bhai, Ash has failed to earn it.
had he given us half of what he is.

what exacly is he?

WarWolf · #13 February 4, 2010, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by nannu
what exacly is he?

He is a living legend, Sir Ash the Fool.

Beamer · #14 February 4, 2010, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Tigers_eye
Mercy!! That was bestowed upon him that day. Otherwise he would have walked back naked. leaving his tolowar, dhal and kapor on the pitch. We had witnessed miracle that day. Harmisson was stuned when the bail didn't fall. Wasn't that the 3rd ball he faced?

I think that was Tremlett, not Harmisson.

Beamer · #15 February 4, 2010, 02:20 PM

Jumbooo...you should try your luck with Bangla movie scripts. You have good talent in that regard. Now, who will play in that star role? who will be the villain ( Jalal )? who will be the Don ( Lota )? who plays the love interest?

Tigers_eye · #16 February 4, 2010, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Beamer
I think that was Tremlett, not Harmisson.

Yes, yes!! one of the frontliners. I am going to rephrase that sentence now.

~~Harmisson~~ "Anyone who saw that live or otherwise (including Jambooo)" was stunned when the bail didn't fall.

Rabz · #17 February 4, 2010, 02:34 PM

Mijan bhai, good that you rephrased that sentence.

It wasn't the third ball Ash faced. It was his first.
Tremlett was on hattrick on his debut and then that miracle happened.
Poor lad.

Dont think we'd ever watch anything close to that in cricket, ever again!!

Nocturnal · #18 February 4, 2010, 02:40 PM

RIP Jumbooo.
case closed!!
soccer20 v4.0 next......!!

Tigers_eye · #19 February 4, 2010, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Nocturnal
.. v4.0 next......!!

v3 had glitches. Rumor has it v4.0 takes alot of memory so not user friendly and pura bhuwa. apnara kau magna "Patch" ditey paren? Amar "Soccer" version 1.0.11.01 tai bhalo chilo.

ialbd · #20 February 4, 2010, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Nocturnal
soccer20 v4.0 next......!!

haha... onekdin pore mone porlo soccer20r kotha.... our BC home grown talent

zainab · #21 February 4, 2010, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rabz
Mijan bhai, good that you rephrased that sentence.

It wasn't the third ball Ash faced. It was his first.
Tremlett was on hattrick on his debut and then that miracle happened.
Poor lad.

Dont think we'd ever watch anything close to that in cricket, ever again!!

that was indeed divine intervention. I saw it with my own eyes. I think Ash was so surprised that the bail did not fall and all the cricketers on the field. anyhow, he went on to hammer the bowling like a man posessed.

*AsifTheManRahman* · #22 February 4, 2010, 04:44 PM

Ashraful always wins. Always.

Purbasha T · #23 February 4, 2010, 04:48 PM

koi thika ki hoya gelo kisui somjhe ailo na....jai houk, ami murkho manush, eto kothay kaam naikka.....one Ash duck* tomorrow and I'm sorted!

* I know, I know. I just dnt wanna jinx'im.

Eshen · #24 February 4, 2010, 04:50 PM

Well, we still have Shamim Mia.

chol_bd123 · #25 February 4, 2010, 06:22 PM

woh, why is the threadopener banned?