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Old April 28, 2006, 06:22 AM
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Smile "ClassiC DefinitionS & CooL MeaningS" have a look and enjoy!!

I am really trying to find something funny especially after todays performance by Bangladesh to keep myself on

I got some fun for you as well.. look at these definitions



1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.


2.
Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more ! popular than a five day test.

3.
Marriage :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4.
Divorce :
Future tense of marriage

5.
Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

6.
Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7.
Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8.
Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .

9.
Dictionary :
A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10.
Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

11.
Ecstasy :
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12.
Classic :
A book which people praise, but do not read.

13.
Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14.
Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

15.
Yawn :
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

16.
Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

17.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit
to decide that nothing can be done together.

18.
Experience
: The name men give to their mistakes.

19.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.

20.
Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

21.
Diplomat :
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

22.
Opportunist :
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

23.
Optimist :
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

24.
Pessimist :-
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .

25.
Miser :
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

26.
Father :
A banker provided by nature.

27.
Criminal :
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

28.
Boss :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

29.
Politician : One who
shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

30.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.



A smile is a language everybody understands. It costs nothing but creates much. It happens fast but its memory may last forever. Keep smiling.
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