101 things I learnt for team BD from ICC T20I WC

[Roni_uk]

Ok I have given it a week but theres still no repeat of super thread like this: http://www.banglacricket.com/alochon...&highlight=101
from Dr Zeeshan.....

So here it goes....

1. For all big tournament if there is no Shahdat, there will be an Abul

2. T Johnson is a cry baby

3. Ashraful has more lives than all the cats in BD put together.

[Roey Haque]

4.I learned just how diplomatic the commentators continue to be. "So much talent, but wasted" Oh please, give us all a break. Blue moon performances don't mean talent, just luck. Just say it flat out that some of our batsmen are retarded. No harm in that.

[Mr.Cricket]

5. Shahadat Hossain Rajib(a relative of mines) isn't the worst bowler in the world. Thanx to Abul for not giving him that tag.

[Maysun]

6. Captain and Team management probably don't know that they can change the batting order according to the situation.

[Jadukor]

7. Abul has as much future promise as Blackberry shares

[BANFAN]

8. Our fielding sucks and the fielders haven't yet learnt to dive and slide along the boundary ropes.
9. Our spin bowling is highly over rated nd far fom being world class, because its in effective in unfavorable pitches, every spinner is great in favorable pitches, so how we are any class?
10. Our pace bowling ... (Face Palm)
11. Our Bowling department needs more Variation
12. Our coach and Captain lacks flexibility in their thinking and ability to read match situations and as such cant act according to match situation.
13. Our Batting is still dependent on 1/2 players

[zinatf]

14. We lose hope easily whereas the other teams think on how to change the match situation!
15. Lack of team spirit and team work!
16. There's always 1/2 players! Not a team (with the exception of Asia Cup)

[simon]

17. Ipad jita eto shoja na

[roman]

18. We are just not good enough. Shak is the only gem we have
19. Ash got a reincarnation here in BC based on his 100 SR that too against Associates..

[Mridul]

20. We are comparable with associate teams

[Zeeshan]

21. we suck...like....it's like we suck real bad dudeee

[Zeeshan]

by the way that was your typical california stoner surfer dude meet hannibal lecter impressionist accent

[Dilscoop]

22. Jurgensen is our fielding coach.

[Nadim]

23. Tamim is the next Inzamam in the making (run out)

[Navo]

24. BC Auntie was the best thing we got from the WT20

[Razi]

25. Definitely we are improving, definitely!

[Ajfar]

26. Mohila Public match thread khulle match shuru howar agei shob asha bhorosha sesh

[22Yards]

27. Even having a baby didn't bring any luck for mullah and we thought he would get over his sissyness after marriage.

[F6_Turbo]

Originally Posted by Mr.Cricket
5. Shahadat Hossain Rajib(a relative of mines)

I'm sorry to hear that...don't feel too bad, we have all something to be shameful about.

[zinatf]

Originally Posted by Navo
24. BC Auntie was the best thing we got from the WT20

Thank you! My Auntie's just awesome. Although sometimes she gives me pain

Originally Posted by Ajfar
26. Mohila Public match thread khulle match shuru howar agei shob asha bhorosha sesh

KP da would you like to comment...

[Trigger_Tiger]

28. According to Ramiz Raja, Mohammad Ashraful is still a very young man at the age of 28!
29. Our team is not only a good hosts, but also a very good guest.
30. Our team can play in T20 mode in Tests and sometimes ODIs, but not in actual T20s!
31. Our team does not have any middle order whatsoever when it comes to batting.
32. Pace bowling is an extinct art in Bangladesh.
33. Our spinners cannot turn the ball as much as they should as "spinners".
34. When our cricket team loses control in 2 overs, they give up the match (apart from Shakib Al Hasan).

[Maysun]

35. Riyad averages a paltry 9 with a SR around 85.

[meazz1]

36. Boycott's grandma can do better in the spin department.

[Roni_uk]

37. Zia is now our new 'Chokka Nayeem' but don't expect him to hit any 6s.

[sharup]

38. Fans now learn 101things from our failure in a major tournament.