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Old May 4, 2020, 11:09 AM
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Default BS - Operation Bangladesh kingdom

Since there's no cricket going on, let's chat some BS.
Let's say General Hasina decided to expand our kingdom.

We would take over land in a straight path from Tetulia to Churli. We would then annex Sikkim, Assam, Meghalaya, Nagaland, Maniput, Tripura and Mizoram.
Next, we need to get rid of our Rohingyas. We would then take over Sittwe.
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Old May 4, 2020, 07:16 PM
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Hows this for BS? Covid-19.

Check my post on 2020 Presidential Thread.
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Old May 4, 2020, 07:48 PM
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If General Hasina decides to annex parts of India and Burma, she would need help from allies.
We have a non-existent airforce and a weak navy. Who are our allies? Who would help us in our domination plans?

Malaysia? Indonesia? Turkey? Wait... do we have any allies?
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Old May 5, 2020, 03:02 PM
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Our only notable ally is India, whom we are trying to annex from
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Old May 5, 2020, 06:32 PM
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Our only notable ally is India, whom we are trying to annex from
Seriously, what the hell has our country been doing for 50 years? Our only ally is our neighbour.

Back to bs, for defence purposes, we would need some Surface-to-air missile batteries. Where can we buy / steal some from ?
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Is this a good time to occupy SriLanka?
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Beg Putin to sell us the S400 and SU-35 and begin annexing parts of Myanmar.
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Is this a good time to occupy SriLanka?
Hi Shingara bro. Asha kori bhalo assen.

Indian tossers probably on the case
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Old August 8, 2022, 11:52 AM
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Bangladesh Border Force are him shim against the swine Indian border force who can’t afford to play Call of Duty and play it in real life.

Also that Felani case was disgusting. Poor girls family didn’t get any justice
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Old August 30, 2022, 01:22 PM
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Can we even afford SU35's, Dinraat?


Adam bhai, I am good. How are you? India already commandeers this sector of the world in one way or other.

Look at how the young gen in BD these days dress like Indians. Girls wear fotua with jeans ( thanks for not wearing urnas, we can assess your cup sizes! ) while the guys have become kailla and try to look like Kohli but actually look like goondas! Even restaurants now serve Indian crap like paneer and serve dishes on steel vikhkhar plates.
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Old September 2, 2022, 04:38 AM
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Adam bhai, I am good. How are you? India already commandeers this sector of the world in one way or other.

Look at how the young gen in BD these days dress like Indians. Girls wear fotua with jeans ( thanks for not wearing urnas, we can assess your cup sizes! ) while the guys have become kailla and try to look like Kohli but actually look like goondas! Even restaurants now serve Indian crap like paneer and serve dishes on steel vikhkhar plates.
Allhamdullilah well. India does use its power to do "DADA GIRI" as they. They are a large country and the neighbours are smaller in size and power.

The Bangladesh youth and mentality like you said has absorbed some of the grotesque Indian culture. I cringe when someone says JeeJuu instead of the nicer term Dula Vai.

Bangladeshis normally didnt have a bad accent but I heard some of the more recent accents sound like the comical Indian one.

Calling a ****ha a pani poori or gol gappa is a disgrace. They have this chulkani to add an Indian element unnecessarily.

Sad to see this change
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Allhamdullilah well. India does use its power to do "DADA GIRI" as they. They are a large country and the neighbours are smaller in size and power.

The Bangladesh youth and mentality like you said has absorbed some of the grotesque Indian culture. I cringe when someone says JeeJuu instead of the nicer term Dula Vai.

Bangladeshis normally didnt have a bad accent but I heard some of the more recent accents sound like the comical Indian one.

Calling a ****ha a pani poori or gol gappa is a disgrace. They have this chulkani to add an Indian element unnecessarily.

Sad to see this change

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Lol re-visiting this thread, we still can't deal with Myannmar
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We need to grow some balls and fire mortars at border area in Myanmar whenever they fire on our soil. These calling ambassadors and all will not work!
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