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Old September 25, 2018, 04:49 PM
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Default How to sleep around with a lot of women like James Bond?

Hot ladies preferably!!

Thanks in advance.
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Old September 25, 2018, 04:50 PM
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STEP 1: Be James Bond.
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Old September 25, 2018, 04:55 PM
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Now on Quora FP!

https://www.quora.com/unanswered/How...ike-James-Bond
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Old September 25, 2018, 04:59 PM
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Favorite drink must be Vodka Martini (shaken, not stirred)
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Old September 25, 2018, 05:16 PM
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First get a six pack! ( on the body not a pack of beer)

Be extremely witty and charming.

Own a nice tuxedo.

Wear an expensive watch.

Drive a sports car.

You will become a Menda Billay Magnet, that Bond will be jealous of
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Old September 25, 2018, 05:16 PM
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Favorite drink must be Vodka Martini (shaken, not stirred)
The new Bond doesn’t give a damn if it’s shaken or stirred
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Old September 25, 2018, 05:17 PM
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First get a six pack! ( on the body not a pack of beer)

Be extremely witty and charming.

Own a nice tuxedo.

Wear an expensive watch.

Drive a sports car.

You will become a Menda Billay Magnet, that Bond will be jealous of
You're speaking of Archer:

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Old September 25, 2018, 05:19 PM
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STEP 1: Be James Bond.
Well the rich Greek ugly poker guy had a babe who ended up with James Bond.

So one doesn’t necessarily need to be Bond to bag a hot babe, but to bag someone else’s hot babe you have to be James Bond 😁
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Old September 25, 2018, 05:19 PM
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Btw, interesting thread Zeeshan 👍
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Old September 25, 2018, 05:20 PM
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You're speaking of Archer:

Initially I only saw the Mexican with the hands up and went huh.

Is Archer a cartoon?
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Old September 25, 2018, 05:22 PM
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The new Bond doesn’t give a damn if it’s shaken or stirred
That's why Sean Connery is the only Bond I know and respect...all the other are plastic bonds...rubber bonds..

Roger Moore comes 2nd
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Old September 25, 2018, 05:25 PM
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That's why Sean Connery is the only Bond I know and respect...all the other are plastic bonds...rubber bonds..

Roger Moore comes 2nd
Ha ha ha Roger Moore is the rubber as it gets. He was more of a joker IMO.

Pearce’s first instalment was amazing. Daniel Craig is a great Bond.
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Old September 25, 2018, 08:43 PM
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two words: assertive and persistent. Bond is a never take no for an answer type of guy. Unfortunately, that is no longer acceptable in today's SJW culture.

"Now now Miss Moneypenny, what do you mean by #metoo?"
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Old September 26, 2018, 01:29 AM
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Peirce Brosnan was the best imo.
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Old September 26, 2018, 01:36 AM
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Peirce Brosnan was the best imo.
Yeap. Anyone who grew up with Goldeneye game will always pick Pierce.
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Old September 26, 2018, 01:57 AM
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I like the wit of Pearce and the toys Q supplied him with but having the physical attributes and tailoring of Daniel Craig
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Old September 26, 2018, 02:03 AM
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Ok let me ask the question: which James Bond girl do you intend to have a fantasy with after collecting all this info?
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Old September 30, 2018, 04:08 PM
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I think Dan Bilzerian is the guy who gets the most women I'm our modern day and age
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Old September 30, 2018, 07:13 PM
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Yeap. Anyone who grew up with Goldeneye game will always pick Pierce.
That was a surprisingly good game. Usually movie based games used to be crap at the time.
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Old September 30, 2018, 07:18 PM
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Yea unfortunately most movie games or game movies turn out to be garbage, case in point Assassin Creed.
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Misdirecting the Youth will come and haunt.


Not funny to me since my teenaged boy comes to the forum as well. Rated the thread with two reds.
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Old October 1, 2018, 06:52 PM
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Misdirecting the Youth will come and haunt.


Not funny to me since my teenaged boy comes to the forum as well. Rated the thread with two reds.
A shame if he stumbles into this thread,really
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Old October 2, 2018, 04:48 AM
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Rather buy this car, then do the stuff mentioned above, waiting for iDumb to tell me why it would be the worst investment in the world

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Old October 3, 2018, 09:15 AM
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Misdirecting the Youth will come and haunt.


Not funny to me since my teenaged boy comes to the forum as well. Rated the thread with two reds.
And what part of this thread is misdirecting youth?

EDIT: If you disregard the title, this thread is pretty benign.
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