President Bush Goes To Elementary School

[VladMamu]

President Bush (PB): I want you kids to define tragedy for me.

Little Boy: A tragedy is when a little boy on a farm gets run over and killed by a tractor.

PB: No, although a good answer, that is what we would call an accident. Anyone else knows what an example of a tragedy would be?

Little Boy 2: I know, Iknow. A tragedy would be if a school bus full of children would veered off the road and killed all 50 children.

PB: No, although a good answer, that is what we would call a great loss.

The room goes silent.

PB: Doesn't anyone know what a tragedy would be?

Little Jonny in the back of the room is waving his hand wildly.

PB: Little Jonny, what would be a tragedy.

Little Jonny. A tragedy, Mr. President, would be if President Bush and Mrs. Bush were flying on Air Force 1 and got shot down and killed by friendly fire.

PB: Wow, Little Jonny, how impressive. That, indeed, would be a great tragedy. And why, Little Jonny, would that be a great tragedy.

Little Jonny: Well, Mr. President, because it certainly would be a great loss, and definitely wouldn't be an accident.


Edited on, October 2, 2005, 9:16 PM GMT, by whiteguy.
Reason: error

[VladMamu]

Isn't that funny? Any more Bush jokes? Feel free to make this the Bush Bashing thread!

We gotta vent our anger somehow.

Cheers!

[DJ Sahastra]

"President Bush Goes To Elementary School"

To me, that itself is a big joke. Hope he finishes off his elementary school before the end of his tenure as president.

Good luck Mr. Bush.

[tiger_man]

he was at elementary school when 9/11 attack took place.....

i reckon thats his hiding place....among a bunch of kids....