Premature Report ODI #1 Roos vs Tigers

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Prelude
What reflected on the scorecard after the 1st encounter between the unweaned roos and cavorting big cats had long been forewarned in the secretive tri-lateral meeting that took place at, erm... an undisclosed venue. Due to the confidential nature of the conclave the actual identity of the cohorts are meant to be kept secret. Anyway, here is what transpired in that meeting.

This look-alike of a lame-duck president, who had made quite a name in punting business met with this behemoth of a willow-swinger and this springy slingshoter from the southern part of the roos kindom. The objective was brewing up a plan for evading the imminent humiliation in the paws of the aforementioned cavorters.

After long deliberation it became apparent that the slingshoter had no intention of talking about anything other than the nuptial cloud that shed ominous shadow on both his personal and professional bearing. As the behemoth, angered and desperate, opened his kisser to undertake showering profanity, the slingshoter ventured on a french leave. Discovering the inefficacy of verbal assault, the behemoth decided on performing what he does the best: swinging, only aiming at wrong object this time around. As he set off behind the fleeing slingshoter, the punter reminded himself of his civil responsibility and dived in the front with the goal of saving the physical aspect of the slingshoter, whose mental side was already in jeopardy. As the punter reached the ankle of the behemoth, he hanged on to it with a vice-like grip. Stunned on this unprecedented attack, behemoth managed to sprain his heel but not before inflicting severe damage on punter's wrist that refused to let go.

Anyway, that was the official report of what took place in that unknown venue. What actually transpired could be a different story altogether. But the three accomplices bailed out of the inmending battle and as a consequence roos were severaly weakend and could barely stand in front of the young tigers.


Report
As far as the description of the game itself goes, a scorecard says more than a thousand reports.

TI Khan	bamboozled Symonds captured Haddin	Setoff with Trop Storm Gustav turned into Cat 3 Hurr.
Junior	unflustered	tempest from a teacup
Raqib	House renovated Johnson	Light breeze to Strong gale
Kapali	Dislocation of kneecap saved by Puma pads	Nip in the bud
Ashraful	Bouquet throw, grabbed by bridesmaid Pup	Tornado
Sakib	unperturbed	Burj Dubai

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