2nd BD trip and Bride-hunting experiences - Page 6

**Zunaid** · #**126** November 20, 2012, 02:54 AM

Looks like y'all mix with the wrong kind of 'aunties/uncles' or parents.

Crisis · #**127** November 20, 2012, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Zunaid
The uporwalas sees all knows all.

.. and tarpor ?

Yes , tar ar kuno por nai.

Crisis · #**128** November 20, 2012, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Sohel
As a repeat divorcee whose love marriages failed not because of lack of sustained love and other factors but because they weren't arranged and the issue of virginity wasn't an issue, I now want a virgin whose virginity isn't just sexual, but also psychosomatic and sociopolitical. Her favorite drink must be either Virgin Cola or Virgin Orange. Studies have shown that Virgin Lemon will inevitably lead to a state of total existential corruption. She must also insist on flying Virgin Airlines, buy music published only by Virgin Records, and settle in Virginia.

You forgot ... her Dad must be Richard Branson!

Crisis · #**129** November 20, 2012, 03:13 AM

I forgot to mention that the girl has to be 5ft 10" or above. How can a 6ft guy like myself marry a shortie, eh ?

Awaiting the idumb's comments on this now. How I am being heightist for not liking short girls, maybe ? How I am a perv and like girl's legs and that's why want a tall girl ?

Dilscoop · #**130** November 20, 2012, 03:25 AM

^ Lets not do this. You were hardly called out for being an any sort of "ist" rather a ... I'd rather not say.

Zeeshan · #**131** November 20, 2012, 03:33 AM

I think this is where Crisis should "reveal" himself by a key, political maneuver of drastic name change?

Dilscoop · #**132** November 20, 2012, 03:39 AM

Sis(y)cri..?

Ironic how his username matches his "situation" in Bride-Hunting Mission in BD. I mean 7 chicks in! 10 days, and no luck! Talk abou crisis!

Blah · #**133** November 20, 2012, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Crisis
I forgot to mention that the girl has to be 5ft 10" or above. How can a 6ft guy like myself marry a shortie, eh ?

Awaiting the idumb's comments on this now. How I am being heightist for not liking short girls, maybe ? How I am a perv and like girl's legs and that's why want a tall girl ?

Please don't play the "poor me, I am the victim" card. Regardless of your intentions you have used some very poor choice of words that doesn't really put you in a good light.

Everyone makes mistakes.

If you think you were wrong. Admit it and everyone moves on.
If you are sticking with what you said - you rightfully deserve to be ridiculed. IMO.

Dilscoop · #**134** November 20, 2012, 03:43 AM

Another awesome call right above. You people are on a roll.

**Zunaid** · #**135** November 20, 2012, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Crisis
.. and tarpor ?

Yes , tar ar kuno por nai.

You are right. In the end, there is the END. Care to push it?

Dilscoop · #**136** November 20, 2012, 03:45 AM

Don't blame him for his ignorant views though. I mean he ain't the only one. He's just the one with a thread. Blame his upbringing.

Crisis · #**137** November 20, 2012, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeeshan
I think this is where Crisis should "reveal" himself by a key, political maneuver of drastic name change?

No, no , I am happy being a perv, a snobbish bideshi rich kid who likes to wave his bideshi passport and expects all women in BD to fall at my feet when I disembark from my Cessna at Shahjalal airport. I have a fetish for kajer buas , that's why I want to marry a kajer bua. I am also happy to lead a life with a wife who I do not get to see in the whole day and I am also happy to live on takeways and finish up all my money and become obese as no no no, I wouldn't want my beloved wife to cook. She would become a kajer bua then. And, obviously I extremely dislike virgins. A girl without experience surely isn't entitled to be my wife.

Dilscoop · #**138** November 20, 2012, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Zunaid
You are right. In the end, there is the END. Care to push it?

THE END-er poray you wait for the sequel to come out. And you hope and pray that it's just as good as the first one.

Sohel · #**139** November 20, 2012, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by layperson
one question i wanted to ask you but never got around to amid the political chat was why did you decide to move to dhaka ? I would love to know if its not personal to discuss or if even if you want to PM me the answer.

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Originally Posted by Zunaid
It's a great new thread question.

I actually answered the question in one of my first threads here in BC opened on May 7, 2007.

Crisis · #**140** November 20, 2012, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Dilscoop
Sis(y)cri..?

Ironic how his username matches his "situation" in Bride-Hunting Mission in BD. I mean 7 chicks in! 10 days, and no luck! Talk abou crisis!

Internet forums - Places where you can pretend to be anyone you want, tell people you look like whatever you want, tell them whatever you want that you do for a living, you can be any age you want to be, you can say you are in any country you wish to be in , invent any facts about yourself as you wish. Make a few posts about how people should read Quran and you can tell people you are a Mullah.

And, people bilndly believe it all.

Gotta love the net

BengaliPagol · #**141** November 20, 2012, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Zunaid
Looks like y'all mix with the wrong kind of 'aunties/uncles' or parents.

i think my Bangali community was manufactured like this...

Dilscoop · #**142** November 20, 2012, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Crisis
Internet forums - Places where you can pretend to be anyone you want, tell people you look like whatever you want, tell them whatever you want that you do for a living, you can be any age you want to be, you can say you are in any country you wish to be in , invent any facts about yourself as you wish. Make a few posts about how people should read Quran and you can tell people you are a Mullah.

And, people bilndly believe it all.

Gotta love the net

(IDK what this has to do with any of this but ...) Only, if only you could get married on the internet! Girls would be all over you.... wait, no, you ruined your chances on that too with this trash. Now I know why you want this to be gone.

Zeeshan · #**143** November 20, 2012, 03:58 AM

That's well written letter Sohel bhai. The irony is people has to rummage this thread to find a gem.

Dilscoop · #**144** November 20, 2012, 03:59 AM

It's because of PEOPLE LIKE YOU BPL HAS SUCH BAD IMAGE and people like Ian Pont don't get PAID THEIR SALARIES!!!!

Crisis · #**145** November 20, 2012, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Dilscoop
It's because of PEOPLE LIKE YOU BPL HAS SUCH BAD IMAGE and people like Ian Pont don't get PAID THEIR SALARIES!!!!

I know, tell me about it! It's because of people like me our country is still poor, it's because of me there is poverty, world hunger, cimate issues. Hell, it's also because of me the dinosaurs became extinct!

Dilscoop bhai, ki jey kori ?!

Dilscoop · #**146** November 20, 2012, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Crisis
I know, tell me about it! It's because of people like me our country is still poor, it's because of me there is poverty, world hunger, cimate issues. Hell, it's also because of me the dinosaurs became extinct!

Dilscoop bhai, ki jey kori ?!

It wasn't funny when you posted that "bua" picture and took a cheap shot at India. Then delete that post and now wrote this; and it isn't funny now either.

Like Blah said. Just don't stir your :-----: any farther. And stop playing the victim card.

Crisis · #**147** November 20, 2012, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Dilscoop
It wasn't funny when you posted that "bua" picture and took a cheap shot at India. Then delete that post and now wrote this; and it isn't funny now either.

Like Blah said. Just don't stir your :-----: any farther. And stop playing the victim card.

Shobai eka eka moja korbey , ar ami moja korbo na, eta to thik na Dilscoop bhai.

Night_wolf · #**148** November 20, 2012, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeeshan
mod todd ra koi?* hehe not to be confused with the liquor

hahahahaha..this made me laugh

**Zunaid** · #**149** November 20, 2012, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Night_wolf
hahahahaha..this made me laugh

Speaking of modd todd - maybe they are having modd and toddy.

Purbasha T · #**150** November 20, 2012, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Ajfar
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You sound like one of those guys who go to BD and expect girls to be all over you just because you are from 'Bidesh', and have a 'Bideshi' Passport.
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Away goes my recent red passport achievement euphoria.

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Originally Posted by Nafi
... I think British Bengalis are still backwards...

Heyyy, you want a piece of the red and blue?

Edit: Lool.. just noticed you are from the UK as well.

*clears throat* Yes bro, tell me about it. These British Bengalis and their social inertia...

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Originally Posted by Dilscoop
Don't blame him for his ignorant views though. I mean he ain't the only one. He's just the one with a thread. Blame his upbringing.

Duuude, be done with this already!! Are you running for the second most offensive person position (in this thread) seeing that the first one has been decided on already?!