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Old August 29, 2016, 02:46 PM
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Default Dear Rani Elizabeth (an open letter to Queen of England)

Dear Rani Elizabeth!

Dear Liz. I write you with open hearts. I write because we Bengals are not only tiger, but also tigerblood. I want to say that we have very warm and young bloods in our heart. Our country The Bangladesh is a riparian, picturesque country with meandering curves and ox bow with a grazing ox heard. We have a thriving populations of 170 million people, and we all love you very much!!!!

According to President Zillur Rahman on the feats achieved by the Bangladesh: “Actually, the only thing we can boast about is the fact that we have a better cricket team than United States”. You can varify it our encylcopedic entry here!!!!

Here in our Bangladesh, we have chanuchur (Bombay mix), sliced amra (green fruit), ankh juice freshly and thoroughly squeezed and butchered in the machine provided below in, some rojoni gondha sticks and also bell ful (flower) that is supposed to bring snakes like hasna hena (night bluming jasmin, sp. Cestrum Nocturnum), and librraies of books (boi) for "a pittance" at the street vending machine all you can purchase while driving in goverment issued Pajero (jeep) from Zia International Airport aka Hazrat Shahjalala Airport aka Shahjalal International Airport to Mirpur Stadium in cheap CNG gas!!!!



This I belief in your country-tongue is known as: "Blimey that is a pretty good deal!!!"

Not only this we have dashing player Tamim Iqbal who enjoys playing for Notts, we have Shakib ul Hasan who enjoys posting Instragram photos from West Indies as well as Robiul Islam a formerly defunct player who enjoys posting random Snapchat videos!!!!!

Our smiling country of Bangladesh is very tolerant and has people of all walks and fame and we have Boddho Dharma holiday, we have Purnima holiday, we have Jishu Khristo Day, Baradin (to commeroate the brutal cruxifiction of Jasus Christ on cross when rivulet of blood spread from his fingers as he was winged to a cross), and we are currently working on Yim Kippur, Kwanzaa and Wicca holiday heck even as to establish curriculum of Satanists like the Great States of Untied America!!!

Our fans are one moment sad, one moment crying and one moment happy. As the picture below entitled "one moment sad, one moment happy" shows we can be very emotional, fickle and unpredictable!!


One moment sad, one moment happy

But fans like these two girls shows when Broad or Cook will hit a six we will be quiet and next moment, when they will be both run out with one ball we will clap. It is precisely becuse of this that makes us Bangladeshis (Mighty Bengal!) because we our selfs do not "knowhow" we will behave!!!

To put matters into perspiration, our behavior is akin to your famous London weather: unpredictable!!!

Finally, I don't want to elongate this already long letter on behalf of beehive mind of Banglaforumdot com forums members and memberoids that we have a very picturesque, beautiful hotspot hotbed outside Dhaka for your touring privlege, with yes, yes golf cart and bird-curry resorts near Mainamati, St. Martian Islet Bangladesh, Kaptai, Coxbazar (with beautiful cheap snails and sea shells for a price of measles 150TK) and Gausia super market (sometimes a bit packed and stuffy) for your handsome princely players to take back some sarees for their lovely wives, girlfriends, fiancies, and mistresses as mr and mistress smith)!!!

As our Test captain, Mashrafe Murtaza said: This is a lifelong start of a beautiful, flowery and beloved friendship, that harks back to times of Leily Majnu (or you might known has Romeo Juliet)!!!

Thousand and thousand of thanks to you, your royal family and much love, hugs and kisses to the royal baby!!!

Touching your feet, bowing down, and walking backwards with my head down pointing to your iron throne, with sceptre, crown jewel and diadem, andpeacock fans:

On behalf of one eighty million thousand and one passionate young fans,

On behalf of members of Banglaforum members:

Singed,

Mir Zeeshan Mahmud Jnr, aka Gopal Bhar
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Old August 29, 2016, 02:54 PM
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*applause*
Great letter Zeeshan bhai. Reminiscent of Thomas Jefferson's piece 240+ years ago.

PS: Make sure you get the Zip code of her address correct.
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Old August 29, 2016, 07:09 PM
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Muhaaahaaa... this is a good release!!
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Old August 29, 2016, 09:30 PM
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Good one
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Old August 30, 2016, 09:33 AM
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Our smiling country of Bangladesh is very tolerant and has people of all walks and fame and we have Boddho Dharma holiday, we have Purnima holiday, we have Jishu Khristo Day, Baradin (to commeroate the brutal cruxifiction of Jasus Christ on cross when rivulet of blood spread from his fingers as he was winged to a cross), and we are currently working on Yim Kippur, Kwanzaa and Wicca holiday heck even as to establish curriculum of Satanists like the Great States of Untied America
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Old August 30, 2016, 09:34 AM
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Our smiling country of Bangladesh is very tolerant and has people of all walks and fame and we have Boddho Dharma holiday, we have Purnima holiday, we have Jishu Khristo Day, Baradin (to commeroate the brutal cruxifiction of Jasus Christ on cross when rivulet of blood spread from his fingers as he was winged to a cross), and we are currently working on Yim Kippur, Kwanzaa and Wicca holiday heck even as to establish curriculum of Satanists like the Great States of Untied America
ফাটাফাটি ভাই। Janmasthomi ও আসে by the way.
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Old September 1, 2016, 12:49 PM
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Eishob ki ? Amar time ferot den !
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Old September 2, 2016, 08:36 PM
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Shingara khaite vallage na. I like samosa made by the Afghans and sold here in local farmer's market.
3 a piece but worth it. yumm
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Old September 2, 2016, 09:55 PM
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Eishob ki ? Amar time ferot den !
hahaha. onekdin por ekta besh funny post porlam BC te.

btw, good one Zee. Vintage zee jake bole.
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