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View Poll Results: Which category are you? (from my post)
1 - damn my shali looks better 4 36.36%
3 - my gf is ugly 2 18.18%
5 - I am sexy and beutiful.. Holla!! 5 45.45%
2,4,6 I will cook for my man and stop yapping. 0 0%
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Old February 14, 2008, 01:24 PM
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Default Happy Valentines Day

I think the thread on V-day got deleted, so I dedicate this thread to all of you out there with a beating heart and elevated testosterone and estrogen.

Now I know majority of you here do not believe in V-day (because you all are cheap a$$es) but below are the things you should do nonetheless:

1) For married men: give your wife a red rose or a box of chocolate, because if you don't, someone else will

2) For married women, cook some good food - it's been ages.

3) For boys with gf: Don't let her out of your sight today. Be the romeo that you will never be and get whatever you can because come next year, she will be with that guy you hate the most.

4) For girls with bf: cook some good food - we wanna know that you can.

5) For single Guys: Look at your self in the mirror and say "hey sexy"! Give yourself a kiss and say "happy valentines, beautiful"... Keep telling yourself "I am too good for girls"

6) For single girls: Go read a book on cooking, maybe then you won't be single.

Happy Valentines day lovers... Now get the hell outta here!
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Old February 14, 2008, 01:36 PM
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Western pa chata!!

Saint Valentine apnar ki lagey? Tao abar bishho bhasha mashey.
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Old February 14, 2008, 01:42 PM
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Western pa chata!!

Saint Valentine apnar ki lagey? Tao abar bishho bhasha mashey.
Tiger bhai, apnar shomossha ki ektu bolben? Eto aggression keno? Bhalobasha ektu pure jinish.. ekhane eto gala gali keno?

apni jodi chaan, apni apnar Bangla vasha ke bhalobashen.. kew mana kore ni

A rose for you from me personally...

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Old February 14, 2008, 01:44 PM
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Not to sound inappropriate, but her mom does look a lot better.

Just stating facts.
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Old February 14, 2008, 01:50 PM
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Tiger bhai, apnar shomossha ki ektu bolben?
Onek shomosshatey asi. Heart wala baloon chaiye pathaisey. Shatey naki chocolate box'o lagbey. I am not budging on this one. Lifetime'a valentine ki tai jantan na. Ekhon er pisoney Poisa khoroch Kortey hobey? phone hang up korsi.
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Old February 14, 2008, 01:54 PM
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Lifetime'a valentine ki tai jantan na. Ekhon er pisoney Poisa khoroch Kortey hobey? phone hang up korsi.
haha shabash!!
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Old February 14, 2008, 02:30 PM
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Not to sound inappropriate, but her mom does look a lot better.

Just stating facts.
Asif tumi je ek number khati chatgaiya bhalo bhabe buzaiya diccho....
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Old February 14, 2008, 02:48 PM
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Asif tumi je ek number khati chatgaiya bhalo bhabe buzaiya diccho....
Chatgaiya ra ki dosh korlo? R Asif Chatgaiya na...ore amma chatgaiya...o nije mone hoy noakhailla bhoot
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Old February 14, 2008, 02:49 PM
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Not to sound inappropriate, but her mom does look a lot better.

Just stating facts.
Joru ka gulam theke, you'll be more "shashuri'r gulam"...miya, time thaktei shoja hoiya jao!
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Joru ka gulam theke, you'll be more "shashuri'r gulam"...miya, time thaktei shoja hoiya jao!

kabir bro...i hope u stayed away from your youtube favourites this valentines!
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Old February 14, 2008, 03:48 PM
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kabir bro...i hope u stayed away from your youtube favourites this valentines!
Bangla miya...how come you remember those youtube videos more than I remember them?

I do think that Asif had a lot of fun with it tho...
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Old February 14, 2008, 04:15 PM
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What is the Valentine's Day? Who was Valentine? What did he do for us that we celebrate him every year?

And why is it called "Valentine's Day"?

Man.... I could never find these answers....

Can anyone answer me these questions.. please....

Thanks.
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Old February 14, 2008, 04:20 PM
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This is what I got from wikipedia

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The Saint Valentine that appears in various martyrologies in connection with 14 February is described either as:

A priest in Rome
A bishop of Interamna (modern Terni)
A martyr in the Roman province of Africa
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Valentine
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It's after someone called St. Valentines, who was killed by a group of people that used to worship satan. That's what I've heard.

I do think that there's two aspects to this celebration. Today, the celebration gets restricted to more of the commercial aspect of it...like buy a gift, flowers, or stuff for your significant other. But if it's something that you celebrate by praying or doing something spiritual, that I think is what's against the spirit of a different religion.

The same goes for Christmas and other Pujas. If you participate there to celebrate the "holiday" with your friends and relatives, you're not doing anything wrong I believe. But it's not the same thing as participating in their religious ceremonies!

Am I wrong in saying that?
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Shudhu Orph ei rkom polls kortey parey!
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Not to sound inappropriate, but her mom does look a lot better.

Just stating facts.
This is no joke. This is a fact indeed.

I have no intention to switch the tone of thread, but all such things are happening because of our increaing detachment from ......
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Old February 14, 2008, 04:39 PM
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Shardhul bhai...maaf koira den. But I've seen enough people who are in close attachment with .... still having abusive relationships, doing wrong things, and involved with criminal acts...
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Shardhul bhai...maaf koira den. But I've seen enough people who are in close attachment with .... still having abusive relationships, doing wrong things, and involved with criminal acts...
You are absolutely right, Kabir bhai. They are attched with....externally. It is not attached in their heart. The problem lies here.
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Old February 14, 2008, 04:58 PM
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You are absolutely right, Kabir bhai. They are attched with....externally. It is not attached in their heart. The problem lies here.
Gotta agree
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Buzzi shadrul bhai er shahurir chehara temon shubidhar na... tai uni Allahr upor khub cheita achen.... arrey eita kono bepar na...have some wine.
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Old February 14, 2008, 05:36 PM
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Chatgaiya ra ki dosh korlo?
Bhai chatgaiyader kaam khali tader cousin, door shomporker khala, kajer beti egular piche jawa...show me a couple who are cousins, I will show you two chatgaiya bekubs.. show me a chatgaiya who isn't attracted to his cousin - you can't!

Why is chatgaiya prem so easy to do? cuz no body will stop you from talking to your cousin...drum roll!

What do you call a chatgaiya marriage? A family reunion

What do you call a chatgaiya kajer beti? A wife
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Bhai chatgaiyader kaam khali tader cousin, door shomporker khala, kajer beti egular piche jawa...show me a couple who are cousins, I will show you two chatgaiya bekubs.. show me a chatgaiya who isn't attracted to his cousin - you can't!

Why is chatgaiya prem so easy to do? cuz no body will stop you from talking to your cousin...drum roll!

What do you call a chatgaiya marriage? A family reunion

What do you call a chatgaiya kajer beti? A wife
I am under the impression that orphy himself is a chatgaiya. He is just stating the obvious.
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I am under the impression that orphy himself is a chatgaiya. He is just stating the obvious.
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amra to amnitai ota shobai jani...
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i hope valentines day hasn't caught on back in bangladesh...
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Old February 14, 2008, 08:52 PM
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i hope valentines day hasn't caught on back in bangladesh...
sarcasm? Dude, it's a Bangladeshi holiday. My gf (make that ex) is in dhaka now (don't ask me why) and she went to buy flowers (again don't ask me why) and there is no flowers to be found 2 days before valentines...

GuruTM, I am a proud chatgaiya.....we get to enslave our wives.. beat that!! we get to beat them too...ki moja...but they will still not leave you... that's dedication!!

A perfect wife is a chatgaiya heart/brain with a sylheti complexion and a dhakaiya body.. yeah baby!!

wife from hell: Sylheti heart/brain, borishailla complexion and chatgaiya body...
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