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Old August 15, 2006, 06:59 AM
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Default Please HELP!! My wife ran away with my best friend.

I really miss him now!
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Old August 15, 2006, 07:05 AM
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Orpheus, try here

http://www.helpmebubby.blogspot.com/
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Old August 15, 2006, 10:02 AM
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Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna side effects.
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Old August 15, 2006, 10:24 AM
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Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna side effects.
I really enjoyed that movie !!
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Old August 15, 2006, 10:28 AM
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অর্ফি আগে বিয়ে কর, তারপর আমরা বউ পালানোর সমস্যা সমাধান করবো।
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Old August 15, 2006, 10:51 AM
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অর্ফি আগে বিয়ে কর, তারপর আমরা বউ পালানোর সমস্যা সমাধান করবো।
It's not the wife he is worried about :P
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Old August 15, 2006, 11:06 AM
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I really miss him now!


It's a Very OLD Joke Orpheus....

But if it's not a joke in ur life then i feel very sorry for you..but I hope you Just give her well wishes and pray that she is happy with him.....

If a bird is not happy in the Cage then it will attempt to fly away every chance they will get...and no reason to keep the bird in the cage and make her suffer...No one will be happy....

You will find someone that you will learn to love and learn to keep...
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Old August 15, 2006, 11:26 AM
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I really miss him now!
I am sure he is having fun.
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Old August 15, 2006, 11:46 AM
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It's a Very OLD Joke Orpheus....

But if it's not a joke in ur life then i feel very sorry for you..but I hope you Just give her well wishes and pray that she is happy with him.....

If a bird is not happy in the Cage then it will attempt to fly away every chance they will get...and no reason to keep the bird in the cage and make her suffer...No one will be happy....

You will find someone that you will learn to love and learn to keep...
im sure this beautiful words would enlighten your soul bro..

btw..im sure u know the story of the little boy and the wolf?:p
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Old August 15, 2006, 01:10 PM
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I really miss him now!
Him?!

Then consider yourself lucky brother! What are you moaning at?!
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Old August 15, 2006, 01:15 PM
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I thought his wife was a "he" ...
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Old August 15, 2006, 01:39 PM
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hehe he must be living in canada, gay marriage is legal around here.. khik
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Old August 15, 2006, 01:40 PM
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Please help, my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him now!
বউ ঘরে থাকতে চায় না? খালি বারবার পালিয়ে যায়? সাহায্য দরকার?
সাহায্য তো ভাইজান আমি অনেক-ই করতে পারি, তবে সে সাহায্য শরিয়ত সম্মত হবে বলে আমার বোধ হয় না।
তার চেয়ে ভালো নিজেকে নিজেই সাহায্য করুন। কিন্তু এসব সাহায্যের উপায়াদি প্রকাশ্যে আলোচনার ব্যাপারে আমি বড়ই শরমিন্দা। বরং একটু ইঙ্গিতেই বলি।

শাহবাগে বি-আর-টি-সি বাসস্টান্ডে বাসের জন্য অপেক্ষা করতে করতে কারেন্টের থাম্বায় লাগানো একটা ছোট্ট সাইনবোর্ড আমার প্রায়ই চোখে পড়তো। সাইনবোর্ডে লিখা ছিলো এরকমঃ
“খাঁটি মধু পান করো, হও বীর্যবান
নারী নহে, নর সেরা করহ প্রমান।“

সেই খাঁটি মধু বিক্রেতা প্রতিষ্ঠানের নাম এখন আর আমার মনে নেই। তবে খাঁটি মধু আপনি অনেক জায়গাতেই পাবেন।
যাই হোক, সাহায্যের উপায় বাতলে দিলাম। এখন সেটা অনুসরন করেন—ফল পাবেন ইনশাল্লাহ। এরপরে বউ তো অন্যের হাত ধরে পালাবেই না, বরং অন্যলোকের হাজারে হাজারে বউ আপনার চরনে এসে লুটে পড়বে।

ফোরাম মেম্বারগন, সকলে সাবধান !!
অর্ফির হাতে শীঘ্রই আসিতেছে ইয়ালম্বা মধুর বোতল!!
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Old August 15, 2006, 03:13 PM
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It's a Very OLD Joke Orpheus....
Yeah it is an old joke but it seems not so many people laughed. But hey listen if my future wife ever runs away, I will come to you for advice.

And I think I should have put GF instead of wife, that way ppl like Nasif bhai probably would have taken it seriously readign the thread title
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Old August 15, 2006, 03:22 PM
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“খাঁটি মধু পান করো, হও বীর্যবান
নারী নহে, নর সেরা করহ প্রমান।“

lol...!!!
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Old August 15, 2006, 06:03 PM
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Actually Orpheaus at first I thought it was a joke...but since I am new and don't know everyone that's why I actually took this seriously and felt bad for u...Sorry that I wasted time on this thread giving you comfort....
Well one thing I definitely want to tell you is that Try to keep your gf or wife....give them enough attention that they never can find a moment to think about running away or to find time to think about another guy....
Good Luck!
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Old August 15, 2006, 10:10 PM
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অর্ফির হাতে শীঘ্রই আসিতেছে ইয়ালম্বা মধুর বোতল!!


Whats going on in this board? I just left for few days only.... and see whats happening...

akabir77 wants to marry Ashraful....
Orpheaus is missing his best (male) friendmore than his wife ,,,,
and BB is suggesting to use a ইয়ালম্বা মধুর বোতল!! instead..

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Old August 16, 2006, 12:21 AM
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and BB is suggesting to use a ইয়ালম্বা মধুর বোতল!! instead..
omg that is sick.
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Old August 16, 2006, 12:43 AM
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omg that is sick.
Why is it sick?
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Old August 16, 2006, 10:36 AM
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Why is it sick?
My question is same! Babu bhai said we gonna see a big bottle of honey in Orpheus hands.
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Old August 16, 2006, 10:58 AM
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It depends on how you look at it I guess. Its what you do with the bottle.
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Old August 16, 2006, 11:06 AM
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It depends on how you look at it I guess. Its what you do with the bottle.
You open the cap, and start drinking and become বীর্য বান। Not?
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Old August 16, 2006, 11:46 AM
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You open the cap, and start drinking and become বীর্য বান। Not?
Yeah normal people would do that. But........
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Old August 16, 2006, 12:04 PM
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Modhu diya kaj hoi kina amar jana nei, tobe Bangladesh-e thakte bibhinno magazine-e prayoi ek dhoroner pranir tel-er biggapon dekhechhi. Bolte parbo na tel ta ki prani mere bhorta kore banano hoi naki ota shudhu ekta brand. Ekhon mone porchhe na tobe dekhte mone hoyechhilo beji jatio kicchu.

Jaihok, amar dharona oi tel diye apnar 'ostro' malish korle shufol pawa jai. To Orpheus, tumi desh-e khobor nau and nijer purushottoke firiye ano. Tokhon tomar bondhu ebong bou dujonei chole ashbe.
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Old August 16, 2006, 12:11 PM
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যারা অস্ত্রের মানে বুঝেন নাই তাদের জন্য বলছি, অস্ত্রের অপর নাম "বউ পিটানো যন্ত্র"। আমিও শুনেছি ওটা (তেল) বেজির বীচী থেকে তৈরী।
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