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Old January 24, 2018, 10:32 PM
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Default Banglacricket Rap Battle!

I pick Roey...

Dude, you are whack that ecstasy got you Mushy
Your entire life wasted on acting all out douchy
It's funny...you got inferiority complex but you diss him
Yet you wouldn't amount to "kain angul" of Rahim
Dude, cut the coke, lay off the weed and do sth. productive
Only way you can get a 200... is when you measure that fitbit
You are fat, you are ugly, and you will never blow or be a big hit
Ya so retarded, you signed up with Starbucks name that that fat chick botched it...
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Old January 24, 2018, 10:33 PM
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Can't wait till bk gets a sniff of this
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Old January 24, 2018, 10:36 PM
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Rap is not outdated.

Trap music is the new hip thing
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Old January 24, 2018, 10:40 PM
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I pick Yankees next...

Boy so lonely he spent 8 years as understudy copying electric
Posting pattern?...pfsh more like stalking MO like a Halloween creep
BCF says ya such a failure ya wannabe America minus the grave accent
It's unfortunate....your entire life is one big accident
50 cent? Yeah I bet you think you are hip....but that's just you being an as
Islamophobe? heck even Rifat can slay you like a Vermeer being fed pansy grass
Homie, Zee in this.. running da entire show... ain't no joke they call me Sniper Clown
Wanna battle? Are you down? That's what she said!! as I busted her after aborting your son
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Old January 24, 2018, 10:40 PM
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Quote:
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Rap is not outdated.

Trap music is the new hip thing
Can't wait until that alternative rock/ rock genre is phased out, EDM/Trap is much better.
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Old January 24, 2018, 10:45 PM
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Yo yo yo akle pop... check this out...

Boy so soft, even pillows hate him...THAT TOO offhand
He is too weak, he is too nice afraid to hurt and offend
He is the beta version and i thought shaad was down pecking...
Order..not a request.. hit the gym lose the Kunga Pao from Peking
Take some martial arts, learn Kung Fu, over compensate you geek
Y'all will NEVER be like me, entire life as footnote as a synonym for leek
That's right... so soft and weak.. I bet you make Good Guy Greg look like Denzel
Heck you be the type that be like "officer officer I speeded, put me in Frikkin JAIL!!!!"
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Old January 24, 2018, 10:48 PM
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I pick DinRaat

Damn, here I thought I wuzz the lead, the alpha troll sergeant
DR be sneaky and win it easy, like a tranny in a beauty pageant
Damn homie, watch me dance these words around as you prance n frollick
Your idea of bulking up be like... whey on horlicks
You are a model boy, a goodie goodie, a doctor and engineer and a textbook
Funny...if you fail to live up to your parents expectation..you will probably..

END UP LEAVING ALL YOUR HOPEFULS..........................SHOOK!!!!
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Old January 24, 2018, 10:53 PM
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Hmmm, I think this is a ploy to get me banned.

Cuz ppl's feelings will be hurt when I spit hot . That I can tell you.

I see you Zeeshan. Nice try.
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Old January 24, 2018, 10:54 PM
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Nothing personal obviously.. but feel free to go hard bro..lol if you must retaliate
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Old January 26, 2018, 07:48 AM
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None comes close to Match Adda (cricbook)
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Old January 26, 2018, 08:04 AM
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None comes close to Match Adda (cricbook)
Match Adda, is like a prodigy, I bet he wins at everything he does.

I want to be atleast 1% of Match Adda.

Like damn, when he speaks, the fluency and words are so happy to come out of his mouth/Keyboard.

I bet Match Adda is a guy that gets all the chicks in school/work. What a legend he must a real fair dinkum.
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Old January 26, 2018, 02:37 PM
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still waiting on Roey's response
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Old January 26, 2018, 02:41 PM
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still waiting on Roey's response
i bet he will beatbox me to pulp
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Old January 26, 2018, 02:52 PM
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I pick Zee next..

Approaching 40 yet still cant get laid even be in Hawaii
Tough? More like soul full of hot air.. like choppol "hawaii"
He's a prick, a clown, total boor and on schizo sh--
Will prolly make fun of someone on coma.. a TOTAL F--in MISFIT!
Got ZERO social skills... hah! ... damn the bipolar got'm twisted
Childhood so messed up...bet-- spent his whole getting bullied
He is like that WRESTLER we ALL make fun of behind his back
He be so lonely only way he can get it on is by opening countless lame threads...that are SO F---in WHACK!!!!
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Old January 26, 2018, 05:08 PM
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I pick Zee next..

Approaching 40 yet still cant get laid even be in Hawaii
Tough? More like soul full of hot air.. like choppol "hawaii"
He's a prick, a clown, total boor and on schizo sh--
Will prolly make fun of someone on coma.. a TOTAL F--in MISFIT!
Got ZERO social skills... hah! ... damn the bipolar got'm twisted
Childhood so messed up...bet-- spent his whole getting bullied
He is like that WRESTLER we ALL make fun of behind his back
He be so lonely only way he can get it on is by opening countless lame threads...that are SO F---in WHACK!!!!
This guy is approaching 40? I call BS
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Old January 26, 2018, 06:01 PM
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Plot twist match adda is actually Dr. Zunaid.
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Old January 26, 2018, 06:01 PM
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@yankee doodle dee

I am actually 35. It's just that I have a lovable huggable teddy baby face.. :p

And why tf you have a screenshot stored of mine on your harddive anyway...dude.
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Old January 26, 2018, 08:45 PM
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Plot twist match adda is actually Dr. Zunaid.
I thought match_adda was cricket_king
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Old January 26, 2018, 09:03 PM
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I thought match adda was hero alom.
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Old January 26, 2018, 09:56 PM
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@yankee doodle dee

I am actually 35. It's just that I have a lovable huggable teddy baby face.. :p

And why tf you have a screenshot stored of mine on your harddive anyway...dude.
This is a valid question
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Old January 26, 2018, 10:19 PM
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@yankee doodle dee

I am actually 35. It's just that I have a lovable huggable teddy baby face.. :p

And why tf you have a screenshot stored of mine on your harddive anyway...dude.
I pulled it off BC....yea thats yet....
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