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Old September 19, 2003, 04:03 AM
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Default Stupid Questions (old 2003 thread)

10 stupid questions people usually ask in obvious
situations and some equally stupid answers:-

1.At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/friends
Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so
I thought i'd
watch
some advertisements in the cool comfort of the
theatre.

2.In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled
shoes steps on
your
feet
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local
anesthesia.....why don't you
try
again or should i try this time."

3.At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you?

4.At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated
cement.We
occasionaly
also spit in it.

5.At a family get-together.When some distant aunt
meets you after
years
Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6.When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive
lout...it's
just
the money.

7.When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah
and just when
you
called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan
would win.What
do
you
think?

8.When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed oblects in
your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I
bite.

10.You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
Answer:-No, it's a miracle ............it was a chalk
and now it's
in
flames!!!
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Old September 19, 2003, 04:37 AM
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HAHAHAHA!!!

I was reading this during class.... had such a hard time keeping a straight face...
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Old September 19, 2003, 07:20 AM
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Yes its very funny.Welcome to the world of banglacricket.Where u from bro?Enjoy here.Pass yr time with joy and happy.
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Old September 19, 2003, 10:11 AM
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Really funny. Appreciate the loughter.
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Old September 19, 2003, 08:10 PM
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What can I say you people have all said it. This is wicked!!!
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Old September 19, 2003, 09:51 PM
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but the answers were funny, not stupid haha i like the restaurant one
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Carte Blanche
10.You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
Answer:-No, it's a miracle ............it was a chalk
and now it's
in
flames!!!
Dammit, I had a chance to answer this one. If only I knew!

Also, the bus one is pretty true, but some people don't even say sorry.
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