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Old March 26, 2008, 10:27 AM
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Default If I were Jamie Siddons...

If I were Jamie Siddons, I would be the best coach in the world. I would instantly make the team 20x better because I know cricket and can work with each player individually until they can beat australia easily. What the main problem with the bangladeshi team is that they lack details in the game. Details that can get a few extra runs. Anyway, If I were Jamie Siddons:
#1. This is the most important as this will give us an immediate 10-20 runs in each game. Have everyone shave off their head in order to attract sunshine. It'll definately work against their bowling as the sunshine will be attracted to players heads and the ball wont give swingers. Matter of fact, with enough shaven heads (If possible, the whole crowd) Mohammed Asif's bowling will be more useless then Habibul Bashars.
#2. Mashrafee has been underperforming ever since he has got married with his beautiful wife. To get him to perform again, I would take his wife away every night that he underperforms. He will have more energy for the game, and will perform in order to see his wife.
#3. Shariar Nafees has done decent when he has got married. I liked the form. For this reason, everytime Nafees hits a century, I would get him another wife. It'd keep his good form both on and off field.
#4. This has been a problem for most bangladeshi batsman, ever since they have been playing cricket. They go for loose shots. They poke at the ball. So What I'd do is, during practice, tie down the bat with a rope to the ground, so that the bat wont go higher then their weist. They'll learn to stay away from those balls, and have some strength increased.
#5. Have a guy named "Jalal" ready in the locker room for Ashraful to slap before he goes to play every game. This will wear off after each game, so we must make sure we have one every day!
#6. Have Shakira inspire the team during breaks.
#7. Teach Ashraful to perfect his Double-drop bowling, as it can come in handy.
#8. Come to BanglaCricket Forum everyday before the game so that I can get ideas as to what would be the best thing to do in the next game.
#9. Give Razzak a cubic ball to practice with during practice. If he can turn a cubic ball, he can turn anything.
#10. Have Habibul Bashar back in the team as he is a crucial part of the team, but give him 75 pound shoes so that he wont be able to run. He'll just stand in one place and play shots. It's sure to make him a better performer.

But I'm not jamie siddons, thats why Bangladesh goes on losing always.
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Old March 26, 2008, 10:55 AM
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Another masterpeice from our beloved soccer20reverse
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Old March 26, 2008, 10:58 AM
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If I were Jamie Siddons...


then you have to be Naaraa I meaan taklu.
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Old March 26, 2008, 11:10 AM
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amaizing piece of.. umm...what to call it.. article?? post?? oh whatever.. soccer20reverse..amaizing piece of work.. yeah.. thats what i wanted to say.. amaizing piece of work
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Old March 26, 2008, 11:40 AM
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Superb stuff. Cant Stop laughing

"#2. Mashrafee has been underperforming ever since he has got married with his beautiful wife. To get him to perform again, I would take his wife away every night that he underperforms. He will have more energy for the game, and will perform in order to see his wife."
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Old March 26, 2008, 11:43 AM
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I had doubts before, now I am almost sure that soccer20reverse is a duplicate nick of one of the BC members.

Anyone with me?

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Old March 26, 2008, 11:47 AM
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Now this is official i become fan of soccer20reverse. Mate you are simply awesome. please spend time with us more often. absolutely loved your sense of humor
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Old March 26, 2008, 11:48 AM
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I had doubts before, now I am almost sure that soccer20reverse is a duplicate nick of one of the BC members.

Anyone with me?

If i agree with you, I won't tell. Koi din age ei nia ekta thread khulsilam FC section e. Warning khaisi...
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Old March 26, 2008, 12:05 PM
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I had doubts before, now I am almost sure that soccer20reverse is a duplicate nick of one of the BC members.

Anyone with me?

i can sense who it is
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Old March 26, 2008, 12:24 PM
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This soccer guy is really filling up a portion of the huge gap BabuBangla bhai has left us.

Dont get me wrong, im not comparing him with the great BB.
But he is doing a good job.

...and like many..im also convinced he is an actual member of our forum and using a psudo name.
Who are ya mate?
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Old March 26, 2008, 12:39 PM
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Excellent post.

Jokes apart, #4 and #7 is definitly worth trying.
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Old March 26, 2008, 12:39 PM
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Partasi na...I'ld like Hemayet purer admins to release s20r everyday...
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Old March 26, 2008, 12:43 PM
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i like the # 8 very much. not joke. seriously. just wandering do we have any current Bangladesh cricket player or team management here in our BC forum?
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Old March 26, 2008, 12:47 PM
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i can sense who it is
Would you please PM me?
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Old March 26, 2008, 12:59 PM
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Would you please PM me?
চুপি চুপি কানামাছি খেলা!!!
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Old March 26, 2008, 05:31 PM
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Guys. You guys have given me so many names that I forgot to keep count, but I dont mind because I hate you all too. Miraz, how would you like it if I said that your nick was just another BC member. I'm sure you wouldnt like it, so leave me alone. Moderators: Please submit a complaint to the BCB board that I am being given unfair treatment here. Anyways guys if you really want to know who I am, I have nothing to hide. I am proud of who I am and what I do, so I'll tell you. But dont mess up my thread with silly posts like that, just trying to increase your post count. Its not fair to me, who is trying very hard to reach the 50,000 mark before anyone else, all with legimate posts rather then one or two words. Anyways, here's my information so that you guys could stop this guessing game:

Name: Jabbar Ali Kiron
Age: 34
Birthday: April 5th 1987
Causins Names: Borkutullah, Kiran Ghosh, Javed Omar, Hossain Abdul Mia, and Sony Kamal
Address: 476 York St, Brooklyn, NY, 11214
Social Security : 178-44-2817
Phone No: (917)330-2150
Wives: 0
Children: 2- Kutub Mia(14) Kala Mia (3)

Now please stop this conversation as you guys know all you need to and should not keep going. Thanks.
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Old March 26, 2008, 05:53 PM
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Name: Jabbar Ali Kiron
Age: 34
Birthday: April 5th 1987
Education: failed class five math 3 times.
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Old March 26, 2008, 05:58 PM
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Miraz, how would you like it if I said that your nick was just another BC member. I'm sure you wouldnt like it, so leave me alone.
I won't mind at all!!

In fact, Miraz is indeed the duplicate nick of another BC member.



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Old March 26, 2008, 06:01 PM
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ha ha ha lol good catch
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Old March 26, 2008, 08:19 PM
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soccer bhai that was class I must admit
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Old March 26, 2008, 09:21 PM
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Quote:
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Name: Jabbar Ali Kiron
Age: 34
Birthday: April 5th 1987
Causins Names: Borkutullah, Kiran Ghosh, Javed Omar, Hossain Abdul Mia, and Sony Kamal
Address: 476 York St, Brooklyn, NY, 11214
Social Security : 178-44-2817
Phone No: (917)330-2150
Wives: 0
Children: 2- Kutub Mia(14) Kala Mia (3)
One more...can't count beyond 20! That's why 34 was a guess.
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Old March 26, 2008, 09:32 PM
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If I were J.Siddions, I would quit n go back to australia.
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Old March 26, 2008, 10:07 PM
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Name: Jabbar Ali Kiron
Age: 34
Birthday: April 5th 1987

Causins Names: Borkutullah, Kiran Ghosh, Javed Omar, Hossain Abdul Mia, and Sony Kamal
Address: 476 York St, Brooklyn, NY, 11214
Social Security : 178-44-2817
Phone No: (917)330-2150
Wives: 0
Children: 2- Kutub Mia(14) Kala Mia (3)


Now please stop this conversation as you guys know all you need to and should not keep going. Thanks.
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Old March 26, 2008, 10:20 PM
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haha.. soccer miya to dekhi dharun forme ache....chalaiya jao baabu...

Jamie siddons hole ki kortam janina..but meye sheje thaktamna thats for sure.. to me he's like a meye.. no guts.. selectorra ja bole ta kore....
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Old March 26, 2008, 10:36 PM
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I actually like soccer bhai. To his credit, he has figured out one certain player a long time ago who is also a darling in this forum. Keep it up Kiron mia.
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