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View Poll Results: Did you sit with Humpty Dumpty on the wall or try flying today?
Yes - a fall is sweet...I can then claim for Message Therapy (ohhh...those pretty therapists) 4 33.33%
No - a no fall is better than a fall with the sweet Message Therapist 8 66.67%
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Old July 4, 2008, 08:58 AM
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Default Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the King's horses and all the King's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again.


If Humpty Dumpty can sit on a wall, we should be able to fly up in the air. A fall is a fall...who cares if our a$$ hurts or our bones break. A fall is always so soothing for our "poshchat-deho". Why? Because after that, you can make a claim for the Massage Therapy covered by your health benefits. This is how you will see yourself very often.


That is my hypothesis for an essay I want to write. I need the answers in the pole for making my arguments concrete.
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Old July 4, 2008, 09:06 AM
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The massage therapist metaphor is pretty compelling.

Too bad my feet have been grounded ever since I woke up today.
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Old July 4, 2008, 11:25 AM
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Because of the fall, I had the opportunity to sleep a bit last night! I came home at 12.09 am, had few snacks, went to bed at 1:00 am for a two hour nap...open the computer and it was 6/1!! OK, who cares...its Nazim anyway but started feeling tired again....soon Ashraful realized my pain and decided to give me a break. It seems Ash knows me better than my beloved wife!!!?

I just want to say Thank You, Ashraful and Co. for leting me sleep.
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Old July 4, 2008, 11:31 AM
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Are miya-bai, annare ke koilo ze hyate dyawaler ufretton honri zai boir duikan bhangi heilse? Ango niyot bhalai ase, byata ekdu haileo, bansi thaikte hari agamir zoinno.

"Kiriket ij e horses, not zasht en ibhent or tu" bhuili guelen eyato shottor?

Sori, bhont dite haillano.


Ui shel ryj eguen, phiar not.
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Old July 4, 2008, 11:32 AM
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Thank you for your honest responses folks.

I fall in ATMR and Obayed bhai's category. No fall for me
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Old July 4, 2008, 11:35 AM
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Quote:
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"Kiriket ij e horses, not zasht en ibhent or tu" bhuili guelen eyato shottor?
Ida kembay bhuli...miya bhai...ainnar Bangla'r fes fesainna ligha foitte aar foway beram dhoiche.
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Old July 4, 2008, 03:03 PM
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Kabir bhai, to be honest, I don't underdstand what you wanted to say in your hypothesis. But this is what happened with me today.

After the Juma prayer, I eat my lunch quickly because I planned to go to the university to follow the match of the tigers (since I can't follow it at home). I was suffereing from fever and a kind of cold when your head aches all the time, but I didn't care. I was hoping to see a good show from the tiger in the last match. The temperature around 1:00 PM was 49 degree celcius but I didn't give it a damn. Drove to the univeristy under this hot sun (air condition in your car makes no difference), my headache increased but didn't noticed it until I opened the computer. When I opened the computer Tamim Iqbal just fell, and all i was left to do was :wall:
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Old July 4, 2008, 03:42 PM
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There you go...now you've got your chance to make the claim for the Message Therapy.

Is it covered in your country? And beware...it'll be a (in most cases) woman touching you.
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Old July 4, 2008, 03:46 PM
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I wonder what message therapy is? Is this where your friends IM you missives of encouragement? Send you smiley filled emails?

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Old July 4, 2008, 04:00 PM
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For non-English speakers Message Therapy is the same as Massage Therapy.

Having said that...if such things are so confusing, I am sure life is quite difficult for you in NA. Or does Sunny Diego not have too many immigrants?
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For non-English speakers Message Therapy is the same as Massage Therapy.

Having said that...if such things are so confusing, I am sure life is quite difficult for you in NA. Or does Sunny Diego not have too many immigrants?
Getting testy? Bad day? Looks like you sure do need instance message therapy. Check your IM

I have lots of exercises one can do to make one's epidermis impermeable to gentle digs.
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I have lots of exercises one can do to make one's epidermis impermeable to gentle digs.
Either you're feeding them all to our players, or they don't read all the abuse hurled at them here at BC
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Either you're feeding them all to our players, or they don't read all the abuse hurled at them here at BC
The abuse isn't gentle is it? I don't think I have any juju for that.
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i need to fresh up after a long friday work... before deciphering this thread....

beshi abstract .... i'll come back later Imran bhai...
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Old July 6, 2008, 04:39 PM
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I don't understand what you mean by the Humty Dumty.
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Old July 6, 2008, 05:05 PM
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message parlour ey jawar shomai shabdhan. you might get more just a message and if the popo catches you, you're in for a three to nine.
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I don't understand what you mean by the Humty Dumty.
Maybe he means "HumPty, DumPty", or "Hoompotti, Doompotti", or "Hamti, Damti" ?
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usually...ami ghum theke uthe amar phone cricinfo check kortam...kintu cell phone haranor por theke aie chitaw nai...ghum 100% sesh koira tarpore score check koree...
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Bhaijan...aei wall er ucchota koto...ar ektu niche porle ki ar hoibo biraler haddi na
but duijon re khub manaise ...akdom Ash and Monalisa er modeling chobitar moto
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