How to identify an Indian ( maybe sometimes a Bangladeshi or Pakistani too! )?!!

[Sovik]

Originally Posted by Kabir
No. Don't you notice that the sliding door for the cabinet is still open?

Looks like the guy just washed all those crockeries and is now drying his hand with the lungi.

the guy, is me

[Kabir]

Originally Posted by sovik
the guy, is me

Apnake jodi kono dukho diye thaki amare maaf koira diyen

[Sovik]

Originally Posted by Kabir


Apnake jodi kono dukho diye thaki amare maaf koira diyen

dukkho er kisu nai. picture ta post korsilam e kalpurush bhai er statement prove korar jonno.

[Tigers_eye]

Originally Posted by Kabir


Apnake jodi kono dukho diye thaki amare maaf koira diyen

Bachal'er uchit shasti.

Moha shashti ashtasey. 80 more posts to go.

[Orpheus]

Originally Posted by sovik
the guy, is me

taht's what I thougth initially too. And my gf thinks you are cute. So do I but that's a secret.. shhh

[Kabir]

Originally Posted by sovik
dukkho er kisu nai. picture ta post korsilam e kalpurush bhai er statement prove korar jonno.

Good...but now apnar khobor ase...Orphy apnare niye night-magic...thukku, black-magic korbe.

[Kabir]

Originally Posted by Tigers_eye
Bachal'er uchit shasti.

Moha shashti ashtasey. 80 more posts to go.

Chance paiya amare bachal bollen? Thik ase...arr post korum na BC te

[Kabir]

Originally Posted by Orpheus
taht's what I thougth initially too. And my gf thinks you are cute. So do I but that's a secret.. shhh

Man...I don't get one thing.

First you talk like...emm, you know!!! And then you mention about your gf for the next few days...and then again you talk like a "isheee".

Bepar ta ki? Is it like, when you're with her, you're okay. But when not with her, you cannot resist the "ishee" temptation?

[AsifTheManRahman]

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[Orpheus]

Originally Posted by AsifTheManRahman
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haha brilliant!

[Kabir]

Originally Posted by AsifTheManRahman
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Resistence == 2 is not a valid statemenet. It could be a valid IF statement.

Compiler error...error msg says "ATMR Waterloo te ulongo hoye traffic signal ditese"

[goru]

Originally Posted by Kabir
Resistence == 2 is not a valid statemenet. It could be a valid IF statement.

Compiler error...error msg says "ATMR Waterloo te ulongo hoye traffic signal ditese"

-bash-3.00$ cat test.c
int main () {
        int Resistance;
        Resistance == 2;
}
-bash-3.00$ gcc test.c
-bash-3.00$ ./a.out
-bash-3.00$

[AsifTheManRahman]

Originally Posted by Kabir
Compiler error

Originally Posted by goru

That's what happens when analysts try to use tech terminology.

Can also happen when people think too much in high-level languages such as Java.

[Tigers_eye]

Goru bhai,
did you make $12 gains? or 3 point gain per dollar of your investment in "Bash" products? By the way, what kind of Bash? Muli Bash?

[goru]

Originally Posted by Tigers_eye
Goru bhai,
did you make $12 gains? or 3 point gain per dollar of your investment in "Bash" products? By the way, what kind of Bash? Muli Bash?

I'm LMLO on this one! <- really need LMLO emoticon here!


(note, I'm not actually wearing a lungi...)

[AsifTheManRahman]

Originally Posted by goru
I'm LMLO on this one!


(note, I'm not actually wearing a lungi...)

Well not anymore, obviously.

[Alien]

Here is how I identify Indians:

• Shake your head clockwise and anticlockwise when saying No
• Play Kuch Kuch Hota Hai ring tone in your phone
• Play the annoying Punjabi bhangra in your mobile phone and assume everyone is enjoying it while no one is
• Always look for a way to get permanent residency
• Always check if the meat is beef or not
• Stare at you even though you are ignoring his stare.
• Wait for intermission in the middle of English movie.
• Always wear sandal wherever you go.
• Swim in the beach with shirt on.

[Bancan]

BO........

[sunny747]

Most of the south Indians are genius and very good at studies. Whoever i come across, mostly are very talented.

[BD-Shardul]

Originally Posted by Alien
Here is how I identify Indians:

• Shake your head clockwise and anticlockwise when saying No (How yu do that?)
• Play Kuch Kuch Hota Hai ring tone in your phone
• Play the annoying Punjabi bhangra in your mobile phone and assume everyone is enjoying it while no one is (Many times I found myself in such annoying situation)
• Always look for a way to get permanent residency (True)
• Always check if the meat is beef or not
• Stare at you even though you are ignoring his stare.
• Wait for intermission in the middle of English movie.
• Always wear sandal wherever you go. (I have seen Kerelites do that)
• Swim in the beach with shirt on.

See in bracket.

[kalpurush]

Originally Posted by Alien
Here is how I identify Indians:

• Swim in the beach with shirt on.

haha...very common in our culture, too!

[Murad]

Originally Posted by Alien
Here is how I identify Indians:

• Shake your head clockwise and anticlockwise when saying No
• Play Kuch Kuch Hota Hai ring tone in your phone
• Play the annoying Punjabi bhangra in your mobile phone and assume everyone is enjoying it while no one is
• Always look for a way to get permanent residency
• Always check if the meat is beef or not
• Stare at you even though you are ignoring his stare.
• Wait for intermission in the middle of English movie.
• Always wear sandal wherever you go.
• Swim in the beach with shirt on.

1. Everyone does that. Shudhu Indiar dosh.
2. Who doesn't?
3. Only the Punjabi people do that. Not all the Indians.
4. WHo doesn't? I see most Bengali people doing that too. They come to study in different country, especially in the US, UK, Canada and try every possible way to get the permanent residency. So shudhu Indiander dosh ken? And by the way, what you doing in Australia? Studying or staying there permanently? If so, why? Why don't you go back to BD? Why staying there for? Onner mukhe gondho ar nijher mukhe shuvash.
5. No comments. Never heard of it.
6. People from all parts of the world do that.
7. No Idea. pagol chagol shobar majhei ache.
8. Even Bangladeshi people do so. I wear sandles everywhere I go (Only in summer) except parties and work.
9. People from most part of the world do that. Shobar to ar apnar moto body dekhaiya ar ulongo hoiye swim korar shokh nai..

Kaoke niye kisu bolar aage nijher ghor valo kore dekha uchit..

[Bancan]

Originally Posted by muradnyc

Kaoke niye kisu bolar aage nijher ghor valo kore dekha uchit..

O cmon. I am pretty sure his post was not serious but instead just pointing out somethings that are commonly associated with Indians or more like with brown people. And this thread is a funny one, we are all joking around.

[tonoy]

Hmm racial stereotyping. I guess being culturally assimilated into a western society is the ultimate gratification one can achieve. But who am I kidding? I am a hypocrite when it comes to this issue. Well, at least I try to be courteous and not discuss this on an open forum.

[Banglatiger84]

Originally Posted by muradnyc
1. Everyone does that. Shudhu Indiar dosh.

Dude only south Indians shake their heads right to left when they mean yes, everyone else does that when they mean no......

And given your responses, I am inclined to think you are a closet Indian (your assertion that everyone plays KKHH ringtones is most suspicious)