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Old September 15, 2008, 05:42 PM
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Default The BanglaCricket Rebels

I have been in contact with the ICL execs and after giving it much thought, am buying into the idea of forming a team to go by the name "The BanglaCricket Rebels" to play in the upcoming ICL season. I need 13 rebels who want to transform the game of cricket as we know it today. If you can bat half as well as Nazimuddin (score 2 runs in every inning that you play), I am confident that I can get you a $100,000 contract. Treat the two weeks of cricket every year as a vacation, except that in this case you incur negative net expenses.

If you are concerned about the future of the sport and your concerns stem mostly from the pathetically long durations and monotonous nature of the 50 over game, this offer is for you. Specific skills required for this position:

1. Ability to maintain a bowling strike rate below 17 rpo, and/or
2. Ability to maintain a batting average above 2 rpi.

The following skills are not necessary, but would be nice to have:

1. Good with women, especially prospective cheerleaders.
2. A good cricketing brain.

If you are the successful candidate, then you, twelve others and I will not only make a hefty amount over the next three years, but also revolutionize cricket and break free the shackles employed by an invertebrate organization to bind the game that we all love so dearly. Club cricket is the future, and I invite you to join me in treading the paths of righteousness.
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Old September 15, 2008, 06:16 PM
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1. Good with women, especially prospective cheerleaders.
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Old September 15, 2008, 06:55 PM
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in bolar age....bangla cricket sectione "Dhaka Warrior Cheerlearders" thread ta check koren..oi threade BC theke kon kon member chearleader hote ready achen..sobar somporke ektu jene jaan..
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Old September 15, 2008, 07:29 PM
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Do I still get my free share of Biryani? If yes, then Im in.
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Old September 15, 2008, 08:22 PM
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I'm in
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Old September 15, 2008, 09:21 PM
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Sorry, but this is too professional for me.
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Old September 15, 2008, 10:04 PM
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So far two cheer leader recruited. Gopal Bhar and ATMR
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Old September 15, 2008, 10:21 PM
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wait...i thought when he meant "prospective cheerleaders." he meant good with "pros. c/leaders." right?

or am i smelling a dhokabaji here
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Old September 15, 2008, 10:21 PM
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Mamu special...classicccc!!!!!
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Old September 16, 2008, 12:28 AM
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This is outrageous. Check your SMSs. Necessary actions wll be taken against anyone who does not pay a 25% finders fee to BC.

Btw, will Preity Zinta ditch IPL to join ICL? If she does, can you guys get an autograph for me, errm, I mean, my wife?
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Old September 16, 2008, 12:29 AM
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Fazal,

I heard a rumor that a certain Alaskan has been nominated as a CL. Any update on that? She definitely qualifies for this gig.
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Old September 16, 2008, 08:02 AM
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i have been in contact with the icl execs and after giving it much thought, am buying into the idea of forming a team to go by the name "the banglacricket rebels" to play in the upcoming icl season. I need 13 rebels who want to transform the game of cricket as we know it today. If you can bat half as well as nazimuddin (score 2 runs in every inning that you play), i am confident that i can get you a $100,000 contract. Treat the two weeks of cricket every year as a vacation, except that in this case you incur negative net expenses.

If you are concerned about the future of the sport and your concerns stem mostly from the pathetically long durations and monotonous nature of the 50 over game, this offer is for you. Specific skills required for this position:

1. Ability to maintain a bowling strike rate below 17 rpo, and/or
2. Ability to maintain a batting average above 2 rpi.

The following skills are not necessary, but would be nice to have:

1. Good with women, especially prospective cheerleaders.
2. A good cricketing brain.

If you are the successful candidate, then you, twelve others and i will not only make a hefty amount over the next three years, but also revolutionize cricket and break free the shackles employed by an invertebrate organization to bind the game that we all love so dearly. Club cricket is the future, and i invite you to join me in treading the paths of righteousness.
mememememe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old September 16, 2008, 08:05 AM
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I already sent my resignation letter to BC admins. I never liked the way I was treated at BC.
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Old September 16, 2008, 08:38 AM
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"BC don't care for me(my name is not in "Member you miss.." thread), why should I care for them" . " I am in for any position...

News Alert: few BC Executives also desired to join the rebel league ( Dr. Z too!!!) Is it a rumor. Next Press release might give us some highlights...update to follow withing few hours. Stay tuned.

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Old September 16, 2008, 08:49 AM
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News Alert: few BC Executives also desired to join the rebel league ( Dr. Z too!!!) Is it a rumor.
Complete rumor. I spoke with them a couple of days ago and they promised to never do such a thing. I think, internally, the only one who is involved with this is ATMR. So anything that you want to do, ATMR re dhoira dola den.
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Old September 16, 2008, 12:20 PM
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"BC don't care for me(my name is not in "Member you miss.." thread), why should I care for them" . " I am in for any position...
lol @ members you miss part....
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Old September 16, 2008, 01:25 PM
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lol at this thread!!!

i blame the old poster, Gangu Dada (Ganguly) , i knew he wasnt finished with this site, he must have infiltrated and persuaded ATMR (BAshar- u all rememebr the Agent Gangu issue when India toured lol) to set this thread up to advertise for the ICL. tut tut tut Asif bro!!
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Old September 17, 2008, 01:22 PM
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koto bosor'er baan chao?
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Old September 17, 2008, 01:26 PM
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Old September 17, 2008, 08:43 PM
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Old September 17, 2008, 11:21 PM
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After convening with BCCI, errr, with the mods and Admin's, we have decided to give all the rebel BCites 1000 demerits and 100 years ban from playing any cricket in BC. That ought to teach them a lesson. We are also investigating ATMR and keeping a close eye on him. We have his net passport/IP under serveilance.

On a brighter note, Dr. Z mentioned that he was not happy with the offer (ala Rajib) so he decided to stick around.
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Old September 17, 2008, 11:24 PM
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ATMR has reached out to us and after reviewing post#7, we have made a counteroffer to retain his services as the BC cheerleader under one condition, Gopal Bhar, and Fazal (not pictured) must also join him.
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Old September 18, 2008, 09:03 PM
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Will there be BCWAB, pronounce "bekub", available for fall back?

BCWAB = Banned Cricketers Welfare Association of BC
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Old September 18, 2008, 09:37 PM
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I strongly believe that a BC admin should be a member of BCWAB, it's only natural.

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Will there be BCWAB, pronounce "bekub", available for fall back?

BCWAB = Banned Cricketers Welfare Association of BC
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