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Old November 17, 2008, 05:46 PM
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that reminds me of the billi joke. Thanks kalpurush for the time convertor. It will make our lives easy. Nice thread. I like it.
আরে জিয়া ভাই, "সময় - রুপান্তক" টাতো আপনারই অবদাই!
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Old November 17, 2008, 06:04 PM
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Allah Malik..let's rock n'roll.....
i hope and pray that someday we (BD) make safa so constipated that they hurt even saying the word 'toilet'! Inshallah!
Allah forgive me for associating earthly vengence/words with your sacred name! and also asking for my BC family to forgive me..
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Old November 17, 2008, 06:04 PM
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this is good...mash should now be fired up. thank you, donny! you may very well have handed us a very good performance in the first test (just ask kumble).

on the other hand, ashraful should tell rajib that our strategy is this: ash wins toss, 50-50 chance, BD bowls first, rajib bowls bouncers to "chip and dale", "morke and mindy", "click, clack, polly wack", and jaques itch. hit them in the face, balls, jaw, and forehead.

lets see how a 7 man Saffer team bowls with duminy, smith, and de villiers against us...donny can really worry about his line and length then.
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no its not, it might be dumb, but remember a year back when, after thrashing india by 300 runs in the melbourne test, punters claimed "if the indians had trouble on this subcontinent like pitch, they are in for a long tour".

what happened?

india won at PERTH, and if it hadn't been for bucknor would have taken the series 2-1.

donny is setting himself up like kumble did in the WC and punters did last year. donny might very well taste some "kumble pie" after the first test is over.
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also, at least donny has recognized that without line and length, even the likes of steyn, morkel, and ntini will get smacked by our batters.
আসাদ ভাই, যদিও বহুত আনন্দ পেয়েছি আপনার লেখাগুলি পড়ে, তবে বেশ ভয়েই আছি কিন্তু...ডোনাল্ড'র কথা হালকা ভাবে নেয়ার উপায় নাই!
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Old November 17, 2008, 06:11 PM
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Why are the south africans doing this to us?first at the airport now with this?BCB should never let south africa come to BD and never go to south africa to play a series alone(I mean only go if there are more teams going like a tri,quad series).
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Old November 17, 2008, 06:30 PM
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if this doesn't inspire our players..then i dn't knw wat will...
hopefully pretty soon donald will find his mouth in toilet..
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Old November 17, 2008, 06:44 PM
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Why are the south africans doing this to us?first at the airport now with this?BCB should never let south africa come to BD and never go to south africa to play a series alone(I mean only go if there are more teams going like a tri,quad series).
very funny
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Old November 17, 2008, 07:12 PM
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Why are the south africans doing this to us?first at the airport now with this?BCB should never let south africa come to BD and never go to south africa to play a series alone(I mean only go if there are more teams going like a tri,quad series).
Read EVERY single other post in this thread and then you will realize why this is actually a good thing for us.
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Old November 17, 2008, 07:53 PM
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hopefully pretty soon donald will find his mouth in toilet..
Amen Bro.



Post of the thread!!!
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Old November 17, 2008, 09:32 PM
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আসাদ ভাই, যদিও বহুত আনন্দ পেয়েছি আপনার লেখাগুলি পড়ে, তবে বেশ ভয়েই আছি কিন্তু...ডোনাল্ড'র কথা হালকা ভাবে নেয়ার উপায় নাই!
can you translate please...im one of those american kids
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Old November 17, 2008, 09:41 PM
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pretty funny. last time somebody (hookes) said bad things (1 day test) abt us, he died few days later. I dont want anything like that to happen to donald, but his face in the toilet floor sounds good to me. lets go BD....
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Old November 17, 2008, 09:48 PM
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Amen Bro.



Post of the thread!!!
donald re bolen bajare jaite..beshi kore harpick kine antee..
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Old November 17, 2008, 10:16 PM
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Old November 17, 2008, 10:29 PM
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কথায় আছে, "কুকুরের পেটে ঘী সয় না"। হায় রে বাঙ্গালি, বাংলাদেশের ভেঁজালমার্কা তেল খেয়ে এতই অভ্যস্ত যে এখন দঃ আফ্রিকায় গিয়ে ফাইভ্‌ স্টার হোটেলের খানা পেটে সয় না? আশরাফুল তুই এত হাগিস্‌ না রে বাপ। তুই হাগলে রান করব কেডা?
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Old November 17, 2008, 10:36 PM
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Read EVERY single other post in this thread and then you will realize why this is actually a good thing for us.
I know,I did.But why are they doing these mean things to us?
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Old November 17, 2008, 10:44 PM
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I know,I did.But why are they doing these mean things to us?
The world is a mean place. You'll find out... eventually...
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Old November 17, 2008, 10:52 PM
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I know,I did.But why are they doing these mean things to us?
Sbash, let me tell you a story - a fact of life, if you will.

My maternal grandparents live in the metropolitan (if I may call it that) city of Chittagong. Every once in a while, they have relatives that come over from villages in the outskirts and surrounding areas of the city. On one such occasion, a certain gentleman, on his first time traveling beyond 5 km from the center of his village of origin, found himself in a rather bewildering situation on his first visit to a rest room in a city.

"Where the hell is the bloody water?", he asked himself. "Open your eyes, think outside the box", said the devil within.

When confronted with concerned family members (concerned because they were familiar with his lack of familiarity with city rest rooms) later in the day, he revealed the source of the water that he had used to not only clean his face but also rinse his mouth - none other than the same water responsible for disposing of fecal matter into the city dump.

When the going gets tough, it may sometimes be worth being mean to people and slapping them silly. Donald is really doing us a favor here - someone's got to tell Ashraful and co. how to access running water when they are in the toilet, right?
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Old November 17, 2008, 10:56 PM
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Old November 17, 2008, 10:58 PM
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Old November 17, 2008, 10:59 PM
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he revealed the source of the water that he had used to not only clean his face but also rinse his mouth - none other than the same water responsible for disposing of fecal matter into the city dump.
Ami ektu confused... eita ki sikol diya taan maira je flush kore oi toilet er panir kotha boltacho naki? If he was smart enough to figure out how to pull the dori (rope) then he is smart enough to turn on the faucet. Tomar kobita ta ektu banainna mone hoilo...Amar to mone hoi, it was YOU not a vilage guy otherwise how would you know "he was thinking out side the box"? did you go inside his head when you left the box?
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Old November 17, 2008, 11:02 PM
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Sbash, let me tell you a story - a fact of life, if you will.

My maternal grandparents live in the metropolitan (if I may call it that) city of Chittagong. Every once in a while, they have relatives that come over from villages in the outskirts and surrounding areas of the city. On one such occasion, a certain gentleman, on his first time traveling beyond 5 km from the center of his village of origin, found himself in a rather bewildering situation on his first visit to a rest room in a city.

"Where the hell is the bloody water?", he asked himself. "Open your eyes, think outside the box", said the devil within.

When confronted with concerned family members (concerned because they were familiar with his lack of familiarity with city rest rooms) later in the day, he revealed the source of the water that he had used to not only clean his face but also rinse his mouth - none other than the same water responsible for disposing of fecal matter into the city dump.

When the going gets tough, it may sometimes be worth being mean to people and slapping them silly. Donald is really doing us a favor here - someone's got to tell Ashraful and co. how to access running water when they are in the toilet, right?
is it a real story or you're just making it up.
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Old November 17, 2008, 11:03 PM
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Ami ektu confused... eita ki sikol diya taan maira je flush kore oi toilet er panir kotha boltacho naki? If he was smart enough to figure out how to pull the dori (rope) then he is smart enough to turn on the faucet. Tomar kobita ta ektu banainna mone hoilo...Amar to mone hoi, it was YOU not a vilage guy otherwise how would you know "he was thinking out side the box"? did you go inside his head when you left the box?
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Old November 17, 2008, 11:07 PM
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is it a real story or you're just making it up.
If I were making it up, do you think Donald would have to make a comment about our players' excretory habits/toilet manners?
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Old November 17, 2008, 11:11 PM
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Feet is a better option than head in toilet. Isn't it? swirly anyone?
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