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Old August 17, 2009, 10:43 PM
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Talking where would u find them?

Ok..folks..this is a thread where u will use ur creativity but to members and moerator who takes everything alarmingly, I confirm this is a Pun intended thread.

Ma Question iz we all have known our national players for a long time.From what u observed about their characters and behaviours until 2dai, where do u think they could be found(what other career,job,occupation they would choose) if they would not be related to cricket and whre do u think they would they excell as human?


Ma projections:

1. Ashraful - aar mone oi. mattick fail kori, kharap pola pain er loge thaki gaja cigarete doirto ar pore boro bair r baper killani khaito.

2.Mushfiq -polaga politics join koirle mondo hoito na...chillaite jane..kharap ball koirleo bala ball koi chillai........anda desher public re influence koirto hairto..

3.Mortaza - Natok join koirto ar onek boro celeberiiti hoito..acting to kharap korena...

4.Tamim- Mone hoi koshai hoile elakai bala naam koirto..polar pidan deikah to tai mone hoi....

5. Moina - aar killai jani mone hoi, iba poralekha kori anda desher lai kichu koirto.Talented igga hola.

6.Rafique-Crickter no oile mone hoi kishok hoito,khata khatni koirto jane. ar na oile mudi dokan dito.

7. Kaji HB : kia koirto jani na....name to mone hoi..bap dada ..kaji achilo...

8. Naficha : hola bebsha koirle bala koirto...chalak ache..engrazi o pare..

9.Mehrab- ongar kotha jodi matahi rakhi, taile mone hoi anda desher molla hoito..alba dabat khaito ar tuitioni koirto...

10.Aftab--Holagar matro 22 bochor kintu matar chul ikkinio nai......mone hoi tension kore khali....chintabidik oile mondo oita na kintu poralekha to nai

11. Aloikka--iba tean hoishar lai..desher kotha ikkini o chinta kore na....mone hoi middle east e jai..tian hoisha banaito..


ebar annego pala...karo jodi aar basha buijte osubida oi, doia kore bolben....ingrezi othoba khati banglai translate kore dibo.
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Old August 17, 2009, 10:46 PM
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Old August 17, 2009, 11:00 PM
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Random images that come to my head:

Shahriar Nafeez - Drunken, chatterbox bookie, broke at end of career.
Alok Kapali - Ex-patriot Bangladeshi refugee in India
Dhiman - See above
Aftab - "Have you seen me" on milk carton
Mushy - DJ or maskot for WC2011
Tamim - Bouncer at a night club
Shahadat - Soccer player
Shakib - Bureaucrat in the government
Ash - Dokandar at Baitul Mukarram - Oi, apa re ekta shari deha taratari...
Junaed - Puran Dhakar mastaan + video store owner
Rakibul - Would only visit Dhaka for Eid shopping, then go back to mofosh-shol
Mehrab - Definitely Kakrail Masjid a bodna niya doura douri kortese
Enamul Jr - High school PE teacher/cricketing coach
Mashrafe - Narail upazila chairman, would run for MP two three times also.
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Old August 17, 2009, 11:03 PM
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Ash - Dokandar at Baitul Mukarram - Oi, apa re ekta shari deha taratari...
Mehrab - Definitely Kakrail Masjid a bodna niya doura douri kortese

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Old August 17, 2009, 11:24 PM
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Mushi could be a feriwala...golai jor ase, Murgi naile paper bikri korte parbe.
Ash likely would be unemployed calling himself self employed doing some random low profit e-businness
Tamim and Shak would end up in some 9-5 boring job
Mash would open up his own business (possibly a chain of restaurants)
Mehrab Jr. would ove to Northe America, convert to Christianity and join jehova's witnesss
Shahadat would be a frustrated bartender or a bouncer at some bar
Zunaed would unsuccesfully audition for minor roles in Dhallywood films
Razzak and Rasel will go back to Khulna and open up "R&R hardware store"
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Old August 18, 2009, 12:59 AM
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ur bangla is hard to understand are u noakali or shylete ... i never seem to understand them ... sorry man
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Old August 18, 2009, 01:22 AM
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Shahriar Nafeez - Bata sandal paye, panjabi pora kobi kobi bhaab... basically ganjakhor.
Alok Kapali - Bangla cinemar extra or villain er chamcha.
Dhiman - Parar Mastan er cha, cigarette boy.
Aftab - Highway restaurant er table boy.
Haba - Eliphant road er paan, biri dokander.
Mushy - Mohammodpur bihari camp er feriwalla
Tamim - Bank er door man.
Shahadat - Mirpoor - goolistan route er bus helper.
Shakib - CNG driver.
Ash - Khep er rikshawalla.
Junaed - Dhellawalla.
Rakibul - Kaoran bazzar er maachwalla
Mehrab - Dail khor, bariwalar schade fail tanki mare.
Enamul - New market e juta polish kore.
Mashrafe - Shadar ghat er koolee.
Razzk - Dhaka stadium er black ticket bikreta.
Rafique - Jinjirar noukawalla.


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Old August 18, 2009, 02:27 AM
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very difficult to understand this bengali dialogue.
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Old August 18, 2009, 02:46 AM
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Hahahaahahaha....this is outragious...hahahahaah!
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Old August 18, 2009, 04:48 AM
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Funny.
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Old August 18, 2009, 05:10 AM
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funniest thread.
Pls make some more,pls.
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Old August 18, 2009, 09:34 AM
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Ash - Dokandar at Baitul Mukarram - Oi, apa re ekta shari deha taratari...
Mehrab - Definitely Kakrail Masjid a bodna niya doura douri kortese

Really funny.
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Old August 18, 2009, 10:16 AM
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Old August 18, 2009, 11:48 AM
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Rajin - gore gore jai mach beichto
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Old August 18, 2009, 01:30 PM
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haha this thread is crazy
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Old August 18, 2009, 05:28 PM
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Niiiiiiice.
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Old August 18, 2009, 06:02 PM
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SN: ojha n°1,shap kamor diley ba jhiner asor porley....on rescue
Mushfiq: cocola noodles or Maggi noodles or Pran mango juice ad er shishu model.
Rubel: Village gangstar
SAkib:surely a footballer.
Ash: eiiii paposh(carpet seller) or gandari(sugar cane) seller
Mehrab: Milad mahfil e free mishty khawar jonno participant.
Shahadat: dhallywood er villain,hero na marleo he grunts.
Ryad: girl's school er darowan.
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SN: ojha n°1,shap kamor diley ba jhiner asor porley....on rescue
Mushfiq: cocola noodles or Maggi noodles or Pran mango juice ad er shishu model.
Rubel: Village gangstar
SAkib:surely a footballer.
Ash: eiiii paposh(carpet seller) or gandari(sugar cane) seller
Mehrab: Milad mahfil e free mishty khawar jonno participant.
Shahadat: dhallywood er villain,hero na marleo he grunts.
Ryad: girl's school er darowan
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Shahriar Nafeez - Bata sandal paye, panjabi pora kobi kobi bhaab... basically ganjakhor.
Alok Kapali - Bangla cinemar extra or villain er chamcha.
Dhiman - Parar Mastan er cha, cigarette boy.
Aftab - Highway restaurant er table boy.
Haba - Eliphant road er paan, biri dokander.
Mushy - Mohammodpur bihari camp er feriwalla
Tamim - Bank er door man.
Shahadat - Mirpoor - goolistan route er bus helper.
Shakib - CNG driver.
Ash - Khep er rikshawalla.
Junaed - Dhellawalla.
Rakibul - Kaoran bazzar er maachwalla
Mehrab - Dail khor, bariwalar schade fail tanki mare.
Enamul - New market e juta polish kore.
Mashrafe - Shadar ghat er koolee.
Razzk - Dhaka stadium er black ticket bikreta.
Rafique - Jinjirar noukawalla.


hilarous...
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Old August 19, 2009, 05:05 AM
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[QUOTE=billah;967838]Random images that come to my head:

Alok Kapali - Ex-patriot Bangladeshi refugee in India
Dhiman - See above
Ash - Dokandar at Baitul Mukarram - Oi, apa re ekta shari deha taratari...
Junaed - Puran Dhakar mastaan + video store owner
Rakibul - Would only visit Dhaka for Eid shopping, then go back to mofosh-shol
Mehrab - Definitely Kakrail Masjid a bodna niya doura douri kortese


Best post of this thread.
U beat us all Billah bh.

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Isn't it intriguing that most of you had chosen blue collar professions for cricketers when you had the freedom to choose anything?

These guys are the best in their discipline, among 150 million people, of them at least 100 million have dreams to be in their positions. All of them are geniuses of the highest degree. When someone gets an A+ in SSC or HSC we term him/her as a genius, yet 30000 achieved that last time. This goes on to show our unhealthy obsession that being good at study should be the prime target in life. Being good at study is great, but everyone has his particular set of skills, and we should learn to appreciate that. To be good in cricket, you need hundreds of hours of practice, all the while concentrating hard. I refuse to believe that our cricketers would have failed in other walks of life. They are talented people and would have shined in whatever way they chose.
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Old August 19, 2009, 07:59 AM
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isn't it intriguing that most of you had chosen blue collar professions for cricketers when you had the freedom to choose anything?

These guys are the best in their discipline, among 150 million people, of them at least 100 million have dreams to be in their positions. All of them are geniuses of the highest degree. When someone gets an a+ in ssc or hsc we term him/her as a genius, yet 30000 achieved that last time. This goes on to show our unhealthy obsession that being good at study should be the prime target in life. Being good at study is great, but everyone has his particular set of skills, and we should learn to appreciate that. To be good in cricket, you need hundreds of hours of practice, all the while concentrating hard. I refuse to believe that our cricketers would have failed in other walks of life. They are talented people and would have shined in whatever way they chose.
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Old August 19, 2009, 08:24 AM
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Isn't it intriguing that most of you had chosen blue collar professions for cricketers when you had the freedom to choose anything?

These guys are the best in their discipline, among 150 million people, of them at least 100 million have dreams to be in their positions. All of them are geniuses of the highest degree. When someone gets an A+ in SSC or HSC we term him/her as a genius, yet 30000 achieved that last time. This goes on to show our unhealthy obsession that being good at study should be the prime target in life. Being good at study is great, but everyone has his particular set of skills, and we should learn to appreciate that. To be good in cricket, you need hundreds of hours of practice, all the while concentrating hard. I refuse to believe that our cricketers would have failed in other walks of life. They are talented people and would have shined in whatever way they chose.
Well said , I know some people do that though I'm sure everyone here were intending to see the funny sides.
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Old August 19, 2009, 08:42 AM
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Isn't it intriguing that most of you had chosen blue collar professions for cricketers when you had the freedom to choose anything?

These guys are the best in their discipline, among 150 million people, of them at least 100 million have dreams to be in their positions. All of them are geniuses of the highest degree. When someone gets an A+ in SSC or HSC we term him/her as a genius, yet 30000 achieved that last time. This goes on to show our unhealthy obsession that being good at study should be the prime target in life. Being good at study is great, but everyone has his particular set of skills, and we should learn to appreciate that. To be good in cricket, you need hundreds of hours of practice, all the while concentrating hard. I refuse to believe that our cricketers would have failed in other walks of life. They are talented people and would have shined in whatever way they chose.
Very true.
We are just making fun here.
These are our imaginations & it's not realistic.
Our players surely deserve better professions if they were not cricketers.
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Old August 19, 2009, 09:47 AM
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Isn't it intriguing that most of you had chosen blue collar professions for cricketers when you had the freedom to choose anything?

These guys are the best in their discipline, among 150 million people, of them at least 100 million have dreams to be in their positions. All of them are geniuses of the highest degree. When someone gets an A+ in SSC or HSC we term him/her as a genius, yet 30000 achieved that last time. This goes on to show our unhealthy obsession that being good at study should be the prime target in life. Being good at study is great, but everyone has his particular set of skills, and we should learn to appreciate that. To be good in cricket, you need hundreds of hours of practice, all the while concentrating hard. I refuse to believe that our cricketers would have failed in other walks of life. They are talented people and would have shined in whatever way they chose.
Everybody but Ash. Whatever other job he would have chosen, he would be brilliant for a day, then reckless and inept for a month. However, his employer would not fire him thinking the current inept period would be shorter...
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