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Old February 12, 2010, 10:45 PM
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Default Valentine's Day Dilemma Feb 14, 2010

I have managed to save $15 this year just for this particular day. I was thinking and planning ahead. But I really have cravings for some halal chicken wings that I didn't account for in my budget of 2010.

So guys should my wife be showered with $15 worth of rose petals or should my taste buds be raped with some chicken wings?

I am sure all of you are facing similar dilemmas. Perhaps some are facing heavenly problems.. like multiple mistresses need to be entertained with gifts.

Happy Valentines day guys... Please buy your lover something nice or ugly - buy something. I always abide by what my great grandfather said..."if you don't take care of you women, someone else will" - He had 8 wives during his lifetime - always 4 at the same time.

But I miss chicken wings more than I miss my wife today

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Old February 12, 2010, 10:50 PM
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I never kissed a girl....valentine to durer kotha.
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Old February 12, 2010, 10:51 PM
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btw you uneducated, college dropout, illiterate, ignoramus fool...

you spelled dilemma wrong.
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Old February 12, 2010, 10:52 PM
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I never kissed a girl....
valentines is for gay people also. No worries. Kiss your man and buy him gifts.
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Old February 12, 2010, 11:23 PM
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So guys should my wife be showered with $15 worth of rose petals or should my taste buds be raped with some chicken wings?
shower with $15 worth of chicken wings.......
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Old February 13, 2010, 12:17 AM
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I bought tiler khaja for my date
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Old February 13, 2010, 12:45 AM
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Old February 13, 2010, 05:31 AM
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Valentines Day of unmarried people (Prothom Alo)

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Old February 13, 2010, 05:32 AM
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I never kissed a girl....valentine to durer kotha.
Like one of my friend said, "Amar lips ekhono virgin, chinta kor ".
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Old February 13, 2010, 06:38 AM
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I never kissed a girl....valentine to durer kotha.
gotto feel sorry for you my freind










আসুন সবাই মিলে আমাদের প্রিয় জিশান ভাইয়ের জন্য একটি পাত্রি খুজে দেই...না হইলে উনি যে মরেও শান্তি পাবেন না
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Old February 13, 2010, 06:55 AM
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Kids also celebrate Valentines day:



Being unmarried has many good things too:

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Old February 13, 2010, 09:10 AM
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Who is Valentine? What did he do? Wage a war or something?

$15 Halal chicken wings.

For me it would be a $15 hair cut this morning.
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Old February 13, 2010, 09:19 AM
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For me it would be a $15 hair cut this morning.
somebody wants to look good today. technically that's a gift.
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Old February 13, 2010, 09:26 AM
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So guys should my wife be showered with $15 worth of rose petals or should my taste buds be raped with some chicken wings?
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shower with $15 worth of chicken wings.......
then i will be raped by dogs...or you.
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Old February 13, 2010, 09:35 AM
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gotto feel sorry for you my freind
why? have you ever kissed a boy?

and i don't thikn you are bangali. You know nothing about our culture... you should be ashamed of yourself. In our culture, we don't do kissing with lips.....ok.... we are too advanced for those child's play.
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Old February 13, 2010, 09:36 AM
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guys I will upload pictures of what I will buy tomorrow... please prepare yours as well.
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Old February 13, 2010, 09:49 AM
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Question to valentine guru Orpheous:

In your estimation, what is the average age of losing virginity for typical Bangladeshi men/women?

I think zeeshan’s virginity speaks volume; don’t you think?
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Old February 13, 2010, 10:07 AM
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Question to valentine guru Orpheous:

In your estimation, what is the average age of losing virginity for typical Bangladeshi men/women?

I think zeeshan’s virginity speaks volume; don’t you think?
first of all who said zeeshan is virgin? He said he never kissed a girl.. since when kissing a girl a pre-req? you don't know bangla culture either... you are a razakar.

and I think (pure guess) average age for guys is 23 years and average age for girls is 19/20. Some might say we don't date like the west, so our average age should be later but I think we get married faster. Also we do things in the closet.

for example in US - close to 40% of all boys (fact) have sex atlest once in high school. I think the number is comparable in bangladesh as well but if you ask those kids for a research poll they will say things like "astagfirullah, ami kokhono maiyar dike takai nai".....lukai lukai kori amra.

anyways this thread is about money.

interesting fact: number of grls having sex in high school is much lower than guys in US - what does that conclude? lol
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Old February 13, 2010, 10:12 AM
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Ki re orphy, kajer buar valentine paiyai ato khushi?
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Old February 13, 2010, 10:14 AM
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Orphy, I reckon you should buy the chicken wings and share it. Do something that makes you both happy.
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Old February 13, 2010, 10:27 AM
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Orphy, I reckon you should buy the chicken wings and share it. Do something that makes you both happy.
yeah right! You trying to sound all sane or "understanding" here in public. My wife would say the exact same thing in front of others and if I listen (ie buy chicken wings to share), i will pay for it for the rest of my life.
I think sometimes we do things not out of love but out of fear of the repercussions of not doing something.

Mona, let us know how it feels when your husband/bf/whoever decides to buy you $5 mcdonalds while your friends spent the night at Marriott drinking wine and Tilapia fish. You will soon leave the poor fella for Tilapia.
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Old February 13, 2010, 10:33 AM
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Just out of interest how many wings can you buy for $15?
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Old February 13, 2010, 10:38 AM
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My wife has a diary of every single event where I didn't give her something worthwhile - you know where that diary is stored? In her brain!! She lets it all out occasionally. it usually starts like this:

Her: you know what happened at work today?
Me: what? something other than work..why am I not surprised
Her: stop it.....my co worker got the biggest basket of variety flowers and godiva chocolate... and she is allergic to chocolate...she told me the family is on budget in recessoin and they promised not to give each other anything this year but still he bought her all those.. isn't that romantic
Me: no that's stupid. He is wasting family money and trying to give her an anaphylactic shock.
Her: Stop it. I think it was sweet. he is so romantic.
Me: maybe you should've married an idiot like him
** a pause and the hell breaks loose *** - everything that she never received frm the marriage will be reminded to me....

so you guys give bad advice... I will starve to death but i will buy my darling flowers that will die in 3 hours....that will make her happy... my death from starvation is not so significant.
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Old February 13, 2010, 10:52 AM
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Just out of interest how many wings can you buy for $15?
about 15 to 20.
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Old February 13, 2010, 01:50 PM
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a $ a wing is too damn expensive...I wouldn't pay for a wing for more than 20 cents!
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