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Old July 11, 2013, 10:04 PM
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Dhonnobad shobai.
Ghotok beti eto shubidhar na, Naimul bhai. Amar kash thekey chaisey Tk 40k! Ar meyer familyr kas thekey o eki sum chaisey. Ki business! 80k!

Biye kortey back jachchi next month. Already £6k er jewellery kinsi. Ar jey koto khoroch kortey hoibo, Allah janey!
bhaiya are you trolling us? why are you visiting bd so often, wouldnt it be easier to have gotten married this time? i mean u met ur perfect girl and you deferred marriage till nxt month to fly to uk only to fly back to bd.... makes no sense.

if u are not trolling us then u are an interesting person.....

listen eto bar flying na koira maiyare othoba taar boinere ekta shundor shaari kina den, onek impressed hoibo.... dekhaite hoibo miya apne londoni pola?

u cant be defeated by dhakaiya pola like gladiators brother... come on dude.....

dont ruin it for other londonis
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Old July 11, 2013, 10:08 PM
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80k dia toh Zeeshan rei hire kora jaito wedding planner hishebe... afsos
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Old July 11, 2013, 10:21 PM
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girls family spent 40k taka to find crisis bhai. bujtachi na maiyata jitche naki thokche....

pls dont let zeeshan near that unmarried girl yet, maiya might change her mind and melt with zeeshans seemingly intellectual nonsense....

amar bou already has crush on zeeshan, bit!!! found out about this website and gravitating toward that fool because he unknowingly defends her. i am like yo how u gonna diss me like that...
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Old July 11, 2013, 10:57 PM
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Shunlam Zeeshan er french accent naki irresistible to girls

until he starts talking about making Crème brûlée for them
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Old July 12, 2013, 12:50 AM
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I'm almost 30 and still single, need Crisis Bhai's ghotok beti's contact details. Crisis Bhai, apnar reference diley ki discount pawar shombhabona ase?
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Old July 12, 2013, 12:54 AM
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Crisis bhai run away with your girl to another country and have a small wedding. That way you can not spend as much. Crisis solved
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Old July 12, 2013, 01:31 AM
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Went outside Dhaka a couple of days ago...open skies and open fields - but no way I could survive there, 3G network nai :nono:

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Old July 12, 2013, 01:41 AM
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Congratulations Crisis bro May Allah bless your future marriage and make it a means by which you, your spouse and your offspring enter paradise and may your offspring live as exemplar Muslims who walk on Earth.
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Old July 12, 2013, 03:06 AM
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Crisis bhai er ei crisis er dineo apnara unare bamboo mara bondho korlen na?
btw.. Congrates Crisis bhai..

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Old July 12, 2013, 07:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Crisis
Dhonnobad shobai.
Ghotok beti eto shubidhar na, Naimul bhai. Amar kash thekey chaisey Tk 40k! Ar meyer familyr kas thekey o eki sum chaisey. Ki business! 80k!
ek biye tei 80k Tk ???

Biye korar plan cancel, ekhon ami 'ghotok pakhi bhai' hoye jabo kina bhabchi ! Deshe je harey population barteche tatey ei business khubi profitable. prothome 2-3 ta bhalo biye dite parlei hoiche....
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Old July 12, 2013, 08:11 AM
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Congratulations Crisis bro May Allah bless your future marriage and make it a means by which you, your spouse and your offspring enter paradise and may your offspring live as exemplar Muslims who walk on Earth.
What a beautiful dua..
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Old July 12, 2013, 08:43 AM
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Went outside Dhaka a couple of days ago...open skies and open fields - but no way I could survive there, 3G network nai :nono:

is this Imrul Kayes? bp toh onik kushi hoy jabe.
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Old July 12, 2013, 08:53 AM
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crisis vai apni to thoke gesen, amar ek relative chele dektese, se ghotoker kase gese... sei ghotok naki dhukar porei akta 2 pristar form puron korte day, form puron kore sathe 8K taka non-refundable processing fee nibe. taka dile ak week por ak dista bio-data day, ar jodi lage jay tahole biyer 3 diner mathay 30K dite hobe. form e naki eisob habijabi legal terms lekha thake. (na dile upay nai). same taka opor pokher kas thekeo nay.
so 38K+38K= 76K taka, hajar taka loss khaisen...
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Old July 12, 2013, 09:05 AM
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crisis vai apni to thoke gesen, amar ek relative chele dektese, se ghotoker kase gese... sei ghotok naki dhukar porei akta 2 pristar form puron korte day, form puron kore sathe 8K taka non-refundable processing fee nibe. taka dile ak week por ak dista bio-data day, ar jodi lage jay tahole biyer 3 diner mathay 30K dite hobe. form e naki eisob habijabi legal terms lekha thake. (na dile upay nai). same taka opor pokher kas thekeo nay.
so 38K+38K= 76K taka, hajar taka loss khaisen...
Kothin business. Agey bujhi nai. Bujhle shob friend, relatives der matchmaking kore laal e laal hoye jetam
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Old July 12, 2013, 10:27 AM
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ghotok pakhi vai er nam daak ki ar amnie ato, pakhi na hoyeo se sobar ghore ghore pouse gese. se to khali mathe goal dise, akhon to jodu modu kodu ra asche...
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Old July 12, 2013, 10:51 AM
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80K for matchmaking? I quit.
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Old July 12, 2013, 11:24 AM
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Business er Naam khujen Naimul bhail. Pakhi bhai already taken. Bilai bhai, goru bhai, chagla bhai, shorpo bhai (well shorpo raaj already exists) ei shob naam ekhono khali achey..
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Old July 12, 2013, 11:37 AM
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is this Imrul Kayes? bp toh onik kushi hoy jabe.
Amare Bhimrul banaye dilen....
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Old July 12, 2013, 11:47 AM
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Amare Bhimrul banaye dilen....
Nice gladiator bhai is pimping.... Bhaiya shuno tomar gf ke tumi fnf e dhukauyo na.... Tomar hoilo ekhon pongtami korar shomoi...

Work out koro naki bhaiya... Shuno eto kosto koira work out koro ...nishchoi ek joner jonno noi.
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Old July 12, 2013, 11:49 AM
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Congratulations Crisis bhai. Great du'a Rifat bhai.
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Old July 12, 2013, 11:49 AM
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Gladiator bhai only thing missing is a BMW..... Tumi to tokhon pura hero hoba. Taile more problem for crisis like public to find bou
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Old July 12, 2013, 11:51 AM
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Imrul Kayes is a ladies' man. So Gladiators bhai, you should take that as a compliment.
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Old July 12, 2013, 12:17 PM
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Gladiator bhai only thing missing is a BMW..... Tumi to tokhon pura hero hoba. Taile more problem for crisis like public to find bou
BMW - model car aache - M5

Reality...Toyota Corolla

Me modeling, either that or I'm cross eyed


ATMR - Tai naaki - in that case
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Old July 12, 2013, 12:26 PM
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Crisis bhai er moto uthbhot manusher sathey amar naam ta tene na anlei ki noy ki?

btw, glad bhai to chame bhaloi ektar por ekta potapot chobi diyei jachen versace,gucci, gq model der moton ..ki bepar bhaya, patrir shondhanye udbigno naki
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Old July 12, 2013, 12:28 PM
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I like the expression on the back driver's face with garfield bleary eyes looked thinkin' : sigh, what's now
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