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Old June 23, 2010, 10:17 AM
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Default Your prediction for BC in the year 2020?

Here's mine:

Bd-shardul will return and like Nelson Mandela he will promptly be made supermoderator and he will quickly rise in ranks to be admin if not launch a bitter coup against the founders to take over the site.

It shall be revealed Arnab and Orpheus is the same guy and the beef they had years ago was an eyewash as 'tis the same guy logging on and off back and forth given too much time in their hands.

tonoy's sister married to Orphy will finally grow sick n tired of seeing her hubby eveteasing kajer buas and file for divorce. He will still end up with his share of chicken fries.

shaad will complete his 2nd and 3rd phd in ethnobotany and paleoastronomy

Dr. Zunaid will solve the Sorites Paradox thus proving that he has a naturally grown Afro. (pics welcome)....

reverse_swing will make his next post.

Miraz will be chairman of Nirman subsequently rising over to be BCB's CEO to witness Bangladesh win their very first Test Match against a G8 nation and as Siddons will appear out of nowhere to say "told you so". Miraz will further wipe Siddons' name from each and every documents that BCB published or that appeared in Banglacricket taking his advantage of editorship in an attempt of revisionists history which will cause akabir77, ahnaf, lamisa and their cybergang to launch utter mayhem hacking tigercricket website.

Tehsin after finishing all the Bollywood, Hollywood, Russian, Ugandan films will gradually move to letter V to complete his share of Vietnamese films.

There will be a + sign next to Bruno's name in BanCricFan's friend list.

Rifat will be an atheist.

Blah will be a pastor.

RazabQ will somehow weave in arcane and obscure words in his posts like lithomancy, dyne, furlong, caroche and will become World Scrabble Champion and giving away signed copies of Akeela and the Spelling Bee to kids.

Nafis_BD will finally break his 150 kph speed barrier....in Wii.

bujhee_kom will quit posting in BC to look after his jiiner khamar.

ATMR will be a billionaire in Silicon Valley sponsoring Nayeem and Mushfiq. Alas! They will spend all the money for yabba, fensidil, Thai women and for the nth time he will tader tajjyo koribe.

nadim98 will be Cricket Dragon and his number of posts will be soo long that finally mods will be obliged to write by his post count.

GoldenAsif and bangladesh_sy will come to a truce treating each other in Nafi's restaurant where PurbashaT while serving food as a waitress finally reveal the real reason for her name clad in a saree.

Majority of the other members will commit suicide like the legend of lemmings in Brahmaputra having seen that Bangladesh is yet to produce a win in ODI barring the single test win Test Match. And yours truly....




.....will still remain 'chaste'.
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Old June 23, 2010, 10:44 AM
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ZeeshanM will still be a virgin

EDIT: Oh dude you already got that covered

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Rifat will be an atheist.

Blah will be a pastor.

It shall be revealed Arnab and Orpheus is the same guy and the beef they had years ago was an eyewash as 'tis the same guy logging on and off back and forth given too much time in their hands.

tonoy's sister married to Orphy will finally grow sick n tired of seeing her hubby eveteasing kajer buas and file for divorce. He will still end up with his share of chicken fries.

reverse_swing will make his next post.
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Old June 23, 2010, 10:47 AM
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ZeeshanM will still be a virgin
Way to go. +1 for reading my post and rehashing the last prediction.
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Old June 23, 2010, 10:50 AM
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Way to go. +1 for reading my post and rehashing the last prediction.
Actually Im gonna take back that comment, I think you're gonna find a nice oriental girl and settle down.
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Old June 23, 2010, 11:59 AM
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Mods should make a rule that its mandatory for everyone to comment when a new thread has been made!
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Old June 23, 2010, 12:15 PM
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Senior bhais and apas jara asen, oneke hoito Allah Mabud minus hoe jaaben by then (2020)....Apnader shobar jonno advance dua roilo! Maybe Dr. Z chacha, Tigers_eye dada bhai, Poorfan bhai, Tehsin dada, Fazal mama, Razab dada, Kabir dada please take care of your health.
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Old June 23, 2010, 02:08 PM
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  • By the year of 2020...BanglaCricket.com will be the best web site and social media(thinking of future global digitalization...ahhem sci-fi) of the world.
  • One of the notable changes will be that International Cricketers being interested in communicating with fans will depend on this site.and their regular presence and activity will make the site more popular.
  • BC will broadcast live cricket.
  • Will be a part of sponsoring Bangladesh Cricket Team.
  • Arranging local cricket tournament under the banner of BanglaeshCricket.com will be a frequent view around the world. will get attractive coverage in media.
  • Zeeshan Mahmud the character will be a Part of BC officials including 2 more members.
  • BC magazine will be being published. will be a popular weekly/monthly cricket magazine.
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Old June 23, 2010, 02:17 PM
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BC will be official Bangladesh Cricket Board Website replacing Tigercricket.
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Old June 23, 2010, 02:35 PM
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Senior bhais and apas jara asen, oneke hoito Allah Mabud minus hoe jaaben by then (2020)....Apnader shobar jonno advance dua roilo! Maybe Dr. Z chacha, Tigers_eye dada bhai, Poorfan bhai, Tehsin dada, Fazal mama, Razab dada, Kabir dada please take care of your health.
You're too weird Burger bhai. In a good way of course.
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Old June 23, 2010, 02:39 PM
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ZM will replace Zunaid boss?
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Old June 23, 2010, 05:29 PM
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Old June 23, 2010, 05:59 PM
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Senior bhais and apas jara asen, oneke hoito Allah Mabud minus hoe jaaben by then (2020)....Apnader shobar jonno advance dua roilo! Maybe Dr. Z chacha, Tigers_eye dada bhai, Poorfan bhai, Tehsin dada, Fazal mama, Razab dada, Kabir dada please take care of your health.
Utter bovine excrement.

Ray Kurzeil's much awaited singularity will have arrived and I will have uploaded myself into the universal grid.

I will have beget some biological drones to serve specific functions: A complete cricket 11 physically adept at playing all forms of the game including the new versions of 1/1 and 5/5, granted certain mental acumen to be able to discern when to call a batting powerplay, when to rotate a bowler, when not to swing imprudently at each ball. This team will also be augmented by my coaching drones that would include a true bowling coach who can instruct the same bowler to bowl leg-spin and pace with a doosra-swing on demand, a fielding coach able to train each fielder to predict the trajectory of the ball from the time it left the bowler's hand factoring in ambient noise, weather, azimuth of the sun, stature of the batsman, number of fingers, bat manufacturer, loudness of the chirps emanating from the wicket-keeper, wind distortion from a butterfly in coastal Chile amongst others. Above all, a true head-coach who is not unidimensional and can aver with confidence the abilities of his charge.

And on the seventh day, I shall rest.
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Old June 23, 2010, 06:12 PM
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And on the seventh day, I shall rest.


Oh and I so much agree, TigerCricket and BC need to merge...
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Old June 23, 2010, 07:48 PM
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Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss!!

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Old June 23, 2010, 08:03 PM
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অনিবার্জ করণ বসত প্রচারে বিঘ্ন ঘটায় আমরা দুঃখিত।
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Old June 23, 2010, 10:07 PM
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Here's mine:

Bd-shardul will return and like Nelson Mandela he will promptly be made supermoderator and he will quickly rise in ranks to be admin if not launch a bitter coup against the founders to take over the site.

It shall be revealed Arnab and Orpheus is the same guy and the beef they had years ago was an eyewash as 'tis the same guy logging on and off back and forth given too much time in their hands.

tonoy's sister married to Orphy will finally grow sick n tired of seeing her hubby eveteasing kajer buas and file for divorce. He will still end up with his share of chicken fries.

shaad will complete his 2nd and 3rd phd in ethnobotany and paleoastronomy

Dr. Zunaid will solve the Sorites Paradox thus proving that he has a naturally grown Afro. (pics welcome)....

reverse_swing will make his next post.

Miraz will be chairman of Nirman subsequently rising over to be BCB's CEO to witness Bangladesh win their very first Test Match against a G8 nation and as Siddons will appear out of nowhere to say "told you so". Miraz will further wipe Siddons' name from each and every documents that BCB published or that appeared in Banglacricket taking his advantage of editorship in an attempt of revisionists history which will cause akabir77, ahnaf, lamisa and their cybergang to launch utter mayhem hacking tigercricket website.

Tehsin after finishing all the Bollywood, Hollywood, Russian, Ugandan films will gradually move to letter V to complete his share of Vietnamese films.

There will be a + sign next to Bruno's name in BanCricFan's friend list.

Rifat will be an atheist.

Blah will be a pastor.

RazabQ will somehow weave in arcane and obscure words in his posts like lithomancy, dyne, furlong, caroche and will become World Scrabble Champion and giving away signed copies of Akeela and the Spelling Bee to kids.

Nafis_BD will finally break his 150 kph speed barrier....in Wii.

bujhee_kom will quit posting in BC to look after his jiiner khamar.

ATMR will be a billionaire in Silicon Valley sponsoring Nayeem and Mushfiq. Alas! They will spend all the money for yabba, fensidil, Thai women and for the nth time he will tader tajjyo koribe.

nadim98 will be Cricket Dragon and his number of posts will be soo long that finally mods will be obliged to write by his post count.

GoldenAsif and bangladesh_sy will come to a truce treating each other in Nafi's restaurant where PurbashaT while serving food as a waitress finally reveal the real reason for her name clad in a saree.

Majority of the other members will commit suicide like the legend of lemmings in Brahmaputra having seen that Bangladesh is yet to produce a win in ODI barring the single test win Test Match. And yours truly....




.....will still remain 'chaste'.
ami koi ???
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Old June 23, 2010, 10:21 PM
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Hey Gopal da, are you the purple dressed dancer/dancing dude on your Avatar?
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Old June 23, 2010, 11:02 PM
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I think he just returned from a match and scored a duck losing his offstump, so ignored you while posting.
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Old June 23, 2010, 11:15 PM
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Excellent thread

If I'm still around at the time, I'll be sure to dig this up when the day finally arrives. I've got a curious memory for these things...

The one I'd be most surprised to see come true would be the one about BD cricket. It's coming up pretty soon. Bangladesh will finally be a respectable cricket nation come 2016 and climb to the top 5 rankings in all forms of cricket. Its gonna happen... and its not just the optimist in me talking...
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Old June 24, 2010, 01:24 PM
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I think he just returned from a match and scored a duck losing his offstump, so ignored you while posting.
a batsman should know where his offstump is.

even a bowler should know at what length ane he should bowl so that ball hits the top of the offstump.

he does not know anything. thats why he did not mention about offstump
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Old June 24, 2010, 07:10 PM
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Brilliant post as usual Zishan bhai...

banglacricket will become a brand. There will be banglacricket TV, banglacricket radio, banglacricket matrimonial sites for the bangladeshi players only, biman will be renamed as banglacricket airways - its slogan will change after every bangladeshi match or even permanently 'Ashraful re bair kor team thaikka'....
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Old June 24, 2010, 09:58 PM
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I see no hope ... My name will be still there ... even if I am not.




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We may also need something like ... "Prochar korar moto kono 'content' [BD match] na thakay amra moha dukkhito".
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Old June 24, 2010, 10:09 PM
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Senior bhais and apas jara asen, oneke hoito Allah Mabud minus hoe jaaben by then (2020)....Apnader shobar jonno advance dua roilo! Maybe Dr. Z chacha, Tigers_eye dada bhai, Poorfan bhai, Tehsin dada, Fazal mama, Razab dada, Kabir dada please take care of your health.
We are not done yet. I am sure couple of us desperately working on producing hapless, brainless jnrs. ... [think positive]
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Old June 25, 2010, 03:41 AM
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Nice thread GB.
worth reading it...had a good laugh!
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Old June 25, 2010, 04:19 AM
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Funny thread brother. Keep up the good work!

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