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Old October 14, 2010, 04:50 PM
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Default Pakistan shockers from the future

Future Shock: the Pakistan version

For much too long, fans of the team have had to brace for shock and horror. Let's give them advance warning, shall we?

"Told ya, I'm just a ball repeller"

Imran Yusuf
October 14, 2010

The shock appointment of Misbah-ul-Haq as Pakistan captain follows years of heart-quickening and soul-destroying surprises for followers of the team. What else might we expect in the future? What should we be ready for? Perhaps hearing the bad news now will ease the pain and prevent heartbreaks and heart attacks. Perhaps not. Either way, you heard it here first. And last (we hope).

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Imran Yusuf is a writer who takes guard on middle and off.
Imran Yusuf: Pakistan shockers from the future | Cricinfo.com

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Old October 20, 2010, 09:55 PM
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The article is more retarded then the picture of Kamran Akmal.
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