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Old May 9, 2010, 05:55 PM
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Question Kids ask the darndest things

So I am still trying to crawl out of the slump after the BD-Australia match. And I was browsing yahoo! answers and came up with these in Singles & Dating category. Some of the answers are really hilarious and made my day so I thought I'd share. Enjoy!

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How can i get a girlfriend in Bangladesh?

"Girlfriend" is really unknown to me. I am a 25 yrs old boy from Bangladesh. in my 25 yrs of age i really have no girlfriend and for the last 3 - 4 yrs i haven't talk to any girl (plz don't count my mom and sis). And i m really in depression..

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I'm seeking a girl in Bangladesh who works as an air hostess.I have got her nick name only.How can I find her?

She lives at the same city where I live.I have no further information about her.

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What is the best location to have --- with your girlfriend in Dhaka, Bangladesh?

If you can please give me the names of the hotels whice are safe to rent rooms. (safe from cops). Would the cops be a problems? will they get to know? By the way we are anearly 22.

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I love a girl.She also told me she loves me on internet.But how i can meet her?

She lives in usa . I Iive in Bangladesh. But i can go to usa .Her mom will be angry if she sees it.How i can meet her in USA?

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Is love depend on money.is it poor like poor man.is it depend on country or city..........?

I love someone who was in my country bangladesh,but before few month she go U.S.A and now she is saying that to forget her is it possible can some one tell me.I hate her than to every thing in the world.Bu miss her and feel her yet

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Is it me that you looking for....?

Hey I am Raz from Finland but originally from Bangladesh . i am Smart Gud looking and still I haven't got my Girlfriend because I don't see my type of girl . If you are looking beautiful smart or a perfect girl then just jave a look my profile in Facebook just have look my Pictures and send me email to Shant@email.com so hurry I am waitning for your mail......

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Is Masir Ugly? Yes or No?

masir is this weird bangladesh guy in my class is he ugly?

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My gf says she will marry me but she will always love someone else.?

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Old May 9, 2010, 07:04 PM
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Is Masir Ugly? Yes or No?

masir is this weird bangladesh guy in my class is he ugly?

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dude how in the world you come across this stuff? lol nonetheless it made me crack up.
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How can i get a girlfriend in Bangladesh?

"Girlfriend" is really unknown to me. I am a 25 yrs old boy from Bangladesh. in my 25 yrs of age i really have no girlfriend and for the last 3 - 4 yrs i haven't talk to any girl (plz don't count my mom and sis). And i m really in depression..

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Is that you Zeeshan?
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Old May 9, 2010, 11:52 PM
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How to get white skin for boys?

u see i was white but after coming to Bangladesh my skin has turned brown and i really want my old colour back and fast

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Love's only shearing,where is my lover, i want she, only love she, i kiss she, but she give me heart , i want

I am alon young man , i want to tinn (lover), and she is my real life partnar, where she? plese help me , i comited only 15 days in marez but her quality must be hounesty, parsonality , confidentiol
she comes neear quickly , i am weting she , from Bangladesh , chittagong city live in the 20 years...

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Do you think people from Bangladesh are bossy and controlling?

I work in a store and have a Bangladeshi lady who is the manager. I think she is too bossy and tells me every little thing even though I could have easily figured it out. She acts like she owns the place and thinks she is better because she came from a higher class family in her country.

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Bangladeshi customs - is this normal?

I live in the US in a townhouse complex. We have neighbors from Bangladesh. The mother sometimes comes and knocks on the door. Once we open the door, she walks right in and starts talking. Now that we have a baby, she comes over more often. Is it normal in Bangladesh to assume you can enter your neighbor's home once the door is opened? It happens every time. She knocks, we open, and she steps right in and walks right to the kitchen/dining area, jabbering away.

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Where and how can i buy used bra and panty in Bangladesh?

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How could i have - with model srabosti datta tinny of Bangladesh?

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Bangladesh customs. Invited to someones home for lunch. Am I suppose to bring a gift?

I've been invited to lunch at the home of a co worker who is from Bangladesh. What is the custom when you are invited to their home? Do you bring a gift? Flower? anything? Am I suppose to do anything else?

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What if bangladesh become t-20 world cup champs ?

wat will other teams do ?

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Insult joke to my friend?

I have a friend, hes from Bangladesh. Like we're best buddies forever.

I insult him to make everyone laugh and he laughs too.

What insult can I do to him?
He resemblaces to Apu (simpsons)
Apu looks into the mirror (Friend) and says, hey I've seen you somewhere, oh yeah in the mirror.

He looks like chocolate and I've done some jokes on that too.
He was eating chocolate, I asked what are you eating? He said, chocolate, i said, Oh no wonder I can't see it.

What else, thanks!?

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When James Bond came to Bangladesh? [WARNING NOT PG RATED!]

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Old May 9, 2010, 11:53 PM
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Predictably lame.
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this has the best answer...[the first one]



Any ladies from (Dhaka, Bangladesh) interested in friendship and chatting online?

hi,
i am proshanto. i live in dhaka, bangladesh. am kind of tired of male friends and am looking for a gust of fresh wind. i would like to chat and correspond (online) with ladies living in dhaka....

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Old May 10, 2010, 12:25 AM
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This is one of the funniest thread I have read so far here in BC. This just cracked me up.

I was supposed to go to BD this month after ~11 years, which I canceled at the last moment (still might end up going later this year). If I was put in a position like this I don't think I can stop myself from laughing in his face. I am sure it won't be a very polite thing to do.
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Old May 10, 2010, 12:30 AM
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When James Bond came to Bangladesh? [WARNING NOT PG RATED!]

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Err, so why is this "NOT PG RATED" ?
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Old May 10, 2010, 12:44 AM
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Err, so why is this "NOT PG RATED" ?
Hmm...dunno....may be I overthought it now that you mention it.
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Old May 10, 2010, 12:56 PM
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This is insanely hillaruious Gopal Zed dada!! This is the best ever....hahaha! I am trying to sign up there and comment a thing or two as well...hahahah!


You are the greatest Gopal Zed dadu~
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Old May 10, 2010, 08:07 PM
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Old May 10, 2010, 09:13 PM
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How Long After Marriage Does It Usually Take Before The Man Starts Cheating?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...0162423AAGK4SW

Any one from Bangladesh? Single lady?

I am single 26 but I want to marry a aged lady .And she must live in Bnagladesh.
I am a system analyst. Please drop your mail address.
And many thanks for your help.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...9004905AAbTtH3

What should we do if my cousin tell me lie and even i like him a lot as a brother? ?

When i was in bangladesh my cousin told me that he will open a mail account and he give me his email address with password but when i arrived in canada i tried to open mine and his, he lied me he didn't open my but he give another person's email address with password.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...4180429AAnjBgR

Why did my friend change his name to Mukut?

My friend's former name was 'Dickens Patwary,' I'm not even fkin kidding. Anyway, at age 16, he decided to go to court and legally change his name to 'Mukut Patwary.' No one knows why.
Additional Info:
He's from Bangladesh.
He's Republican.
He's a legend.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2174909AAjQB2U

Where to find a wife to my friend?

I have a friend who is a muslim and wants to marry a women with good character who will take care of him and share his happiness and sorrows and live a life with him. he is ready to give her everything provided she should be good character and educated and can help him in his business. Any muslim from india. He is from bangladesh married and has children, they are settled in bangladesh.In there nationality they can marry three as long as he fulfils all there wishes. please tell me any sites were i can find this.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...8000852AA9YIFs

What Does Penal Sanction Mean?

I was reading an article in wikipedia about the legalized age to get married in each country, and it says a country called Bangladesh has penal sanctions for contracting under-age marriages. I don't understand what penal sanctions mean.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...7202614AA0wdL1

Girls, and girls only, just tell the truth ok?

Is it a turn off if a guy is brown? I don't mean black.
I mean brown, like indian, or bangladesh brown?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...0173403AAE0ubz

What's your darkest little secret?

what's your darkest little secret(s) that u won't want ur friends of family to know,but care to share here?
mine,i have this weird attraction towards handsome bangladeshi guys ,although im not a bangladeshi girl haha.it's pretty funny around my place if u fancy bangladesh or indian guys.so that's why i dont want my friends to know=p

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...0012339AAzwN3k

Do You friendship with me any gril or any boy?

I m Amzad Hossen From Bangladesh
i do business

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...4084310AAWgNOx
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Old May 10, 2010, 09:22 PM
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I feel like a fool for sleeping with a married man?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...3065553AA3hzQP

Are bangladeshi guys good guys?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...1211122AAhxfPA

Being a Bangladeshi man How can I marry a [bleep] l.a.d.y. of Lasvegas in USA ?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...=1006021502014
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......Bangladesh customs. Invited to someones home for lunch. Am I suppose to bring a gift?

I've been invited to lunch at the home of a co worker who is from Bangladesh. What is the custom when you are invited to their home? Do you bring a gift? Flower? anything? Am I suppose to do anything else?

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Gopal da, did you guys see our Asif (ATMR) bhai's Answer in there???
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Gopal da, did you guys see our Asif (ATMR) bhai's Answer in there???
Good catch. I thought of it too; it matches with his wit. 'Tho I don't think it's him.
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Good stuff Zee, had real fun reading those......
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Being a Bangladeshi man How can I marry a [bleep] l.a.d.y. of Lasvegas in USA ?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...=1006021502014
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[SIZE="2"] .....Do you think people from Bangladesh are bossy and controlling?

I work in a store and have a Bangladeshi lady who is the manager. I think she is too bossy and tells me every little thing even though I could have easily figured it out. She acts like she owns the place and thinks she is better because she came from a higher class family in her country.

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Most hilarious thread EVAR!


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Love's only shearing,where is my lover, i want she, only love she, i kiss she, but she give me heart , i want

I am alon young man , i want to tinn (lover), and she is my real life partnar, where she? plese help me , i comited only 15 days in marez but her quality must be hounesty, parsonality , confidentiol
she comes neear quickly , i am weting she , from Bangladesh , chittagong city live in the 20 years...

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Whats up with this dude?...my sister and I lose our breathe reading this.
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LOL


VERY POPULAR Techno Song?? HELP!!! They play it in clubs!!?

I ALWAYS hear this song on the radio or when I'm up in the club but I can't find what its called...its all beats one part of the song is like this

k like it will get real low then slowly start picking back up and it will go faster as it does

its like
dun dun dun dun
dun dun dun dun
err
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
dundundundundundundundundundun

er er er er er er ER ER ER ER ER ER der der der der derrr

i'm so sorry if this is bad information but i'm sure if you think of REALLY popular techno/rave songs you could help!! thanks

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