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Old July 27, 2011, 08:24 AM
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Default Holy cow! BD Ambassador's (Oman) speech

Kichhukhon agey ei video ta dekhlam facebook er akta page a jei page tar naam Bangladesh in my heart (হৃদয়ে বাংলাদেশ). Video ta funny bolbo na pathetic bolbo, amar shotti bhasha nai !!


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Shame on our Ambassador in Oman. I'm really shocked to see this.>>এ ধরনের রাষ্ট্রদূত কিভাবে দেশকে উপস্থাপন করবে? আর অন্য দেশের মানুষরাই বা কি ভাববে বাংলাদেশ নিয়ে? কষ্ট করে হলেও তার আরবী-বাংলিশ মিক্সার জগাখিচুড়ী শুনুন।

Click HERE to see the video

Some one please upload it to you tube if possible.

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Old July 27, 2011, 09:14 AM
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Don't need to log on to facebook. Works just fine without.

I could barely sit through 4 minutes of that... too much facepalming.
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Old July 27, 2011, 09:47 AM
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Some one please upload it to you tube if possible.

P.S. You need to log on to Facebook using your own ID and Passwords.
already posted Youtube version of this clown's speech

http://www.banglacricket.com/alochon...0&postcount=26
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Old July 27, 2011, 10:09 AM
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I feel kinda sorry for the long pauses he has...
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Old July 27, 2011, 11:45 AM
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NO TALK...No Talk....For people who cannot control your loud mouth animal like children I will kick you out of my Function....I will not allow it in my speech....Get out !!

Khaifa Halukha???

Hahahahahah....
Ei Chagoler Desher baari kothai?
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Old July 27, 2011, 11:55 AM
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NO TALK...No Talk....For people who cannot control your loud mouth animal like children I will kick you out of my Function....I will not allow it in my speech....Get out !!

Khaifa Halukha???

Hahahahahah....
Ei Chagoler Desher baari kothai?
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Old July 27, 2011, 11:55 AM
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Old July 27, 2011, 12:07 PM
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Bangladesh Master School what is this?
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Old July 27, 2011, 12:08 PM
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No Talk! No Talk!

This is the 15th time I am watching this vdo and taking notes!

I think He is a Noakhaillla!!!

Now the the mid part is totally mummble jumble......I can't understand a word except every now and then ....blah blah b;lah...Bangladesh....blah blah...No talk No tlak...blah blah..Inshallah......blah blah blah!

Now he is crying...what the F.....Is he drunk?


Now he is speaking Hindi or Udu...Shamjha Samjha Diil me kuch Kala Hai>>>>Hhahahahah .....


Pura Phagol dekhi ei Beta!
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Old July 27, 2011, 12:20 PM
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shame...it doesnt matter where his desh er bari is..The most important thing is he is representing us. Asholei lojjar..
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Old July 27, 2011, 12:23 PM
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What is a Suchial club?

Arey Roman bhai I am calling him Noakhailla...hahhaha...that's where my amma's bari is...hahhahahha..my nanar bari...this fool who put him in this position, hai re Government of Bnagladesh, BAL...ai hai hai.....Suchiaal club! Nazrul-er Attma is suffering right now!!
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Old July 27, 2011, 12:51 PM
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No Talk! No Talk!

This is the 15th time I am watching this vdo and taking notes!

I think He is a Noakhaillla!!!

Now the the mid part is totally mummble jumble......I can't understand a word except every now and then ....blah blah b;lah...Bangladesh....blah blah...No talk No tlak...blah blah..Inshallah......blah blah blah!

Now he is crying...what the F.....Is he drunk?


Now he is speaking Hindi or Udu...Shamjha Samjha Diil me kuch Kala Hai>>>>Hhahahahah .....


Pura Phagol dekhi ei Beta!
YOU ARE WRONG. He is from Fatik chori, Chittagong.

No Noakhalia is this stupid...
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Old July 27, 2011, 12:54 PM
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Ooohh sorry bro,..Chittainga...Orpheaus, Asif bhai, Kabir bhai-er relative money hoi...hahahahah...we are also Chitainga as well! Amar amma went to school in ctg, Khastogiir.......hahahaha! Chittagong rules bhais...


I am just kidding about his locality, birth place you all know that ....him being ctg or Noakhailla or BBarian has nothing to do with him being a Super Clown...he is entertaining though....hahhahah! I would just pay top dollar to go see him and listen to his crap...hell with Bichitra Onushthaan...I listen to his comic and jokes....hahhahahah! If I was to get into power some day I make him Cabinet minister...I would make him Shorashtro Monti! Home Minister ....Hahahahahaa!


I just hung a picture of his in my Boss' office room! I told my boss he is a very famous Sub-continental Bangladeshi Philosopher and he is next in line to get the Nobel + Pulitzer + French Legion + Queen's Lordship everything! My boss is like ohh would he like to come to our instuitution and give us a motivational lecture...I said no problem if I call him he won't be able to say no! Hahahahha!
My Boss and everybody in the office felt very embarrassed that they didn't know him...they felt very guilty! Now they are going to do research and learn everything they can on him....hahahhaa!
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Old July 27, 2011, 01:45 PM
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No Talk No talk...Diil me kuch Kala hai naa?
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Old July 27, 2011, 01:46 PM
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Ooohh sorry bro,..Chittainga...Orpheaus, Asif bhai, Kabir bhai-er relative money hoi...hahahahah...we are also Chitainga as well! Amar amma went to school in ctg, Khastogiir.......hahahaha! Chittagong rules bhais...


I am just kidding about his locality, birth place you all know that ....him being ctg or Noakhailla or BBarian has nothing to do with him being a Super Clown...he is entertaining though....hahhahah! I would just pay top dollar to go see him and listen to his crap...hell with Bichitra Onushthaan...I listen to his comic and jokes....hahhahahah! If I was to get into power some day I make him Cabinet minister...I would make him Shorashtro Monti! Home Minister ....Hahahahahaa!


I just hung a picture of his in my Boss' office room! I told my boss he is a very famous Sub-continental Bangladeshi Philosopher and he is next in line to get the Nobel + Pulitzer + French Legion + Queen's Lordship everything! My boss is like ohh would he like to come to our instuitution and give us a motivational lecture...I said no problem if I call him he won't be able to say no! Hahahahha!
My Boss and everybody in the office felt very embarrassed that they didn't know him...they felt very guilty! Now they are going to do research and learn everything they can on him....hahahhaa!
dilento desher barota bajaya.
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Old July 27, 2011, 01:48 PM
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dilento desher barota bajaya.
Simon, I have been calling BD Embassy in Maskat for the last hour..nobody answers...keeps ringing, no answering machine....he is probably sleeping...I want ot invite him to New York to give a speech to the U.N.~!

I would like him to give a motivational speech in Harlem and in Spanish Herlem East to the blacks and the Puerto Rican/Dominicano folks and tell the youth of New York how to do the right thing and tio stick together! I am hoping he will accept this invite.
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Old July 27, 2011, 02:03 PM
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Hahahahah...Soembody just answered, I swear...I kid you not...aar amakey gaali die phone-ta kete dilo...Pura Fotikchori accent....amakey boley eto ratrey keno visar jonno disturb korish...hahahhah! Ami bolte cheyechilaam heloo Chagol-ke chacchi...kintoo chance ta dilo naa...dhuurr!
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Old July 27, 2011, 02:39 PM
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seriously?
phon korey korey er ghum haram korey den BK bhai.
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Big Deal....he likes Chris Rock...so what?
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The problem with most of the Bd politicians, what I think is,they think giving lecture loudly and angry mood is something good and special.This Boltu was great example of it.He should be given award by UN "best Khesori lecture of the 21st century".

Best remarks from his speech :

Khaifa Lukha : Means I am hungry in Oman but when I will go bd , I will eat BNP litre FALU.
Dil ma kuch kala : Means wannabi Hindustani but Hasina Didi made me BD Amrasod.
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Old July 27, 2011, 06:53 PM
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dil mein kuch kalo hey
eto common hindi kothatao beta janey na.

he is more pathetic than Jafarullah & Dr.Mahfuzur Rahman
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this guy should definitely be a motivational speaker, seriously ..... each and everyone in the audience will be motivated to be a leader thinking 'I can come up with a better speech taking a dump'....
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He looks and acts drunk.
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