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Old December 13, 2012, 06:05 PM
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Post "What IF?"- BC Conspiracy theory thread (2012 Year End Special)

  • What if BK wasn't crazy and actually filthy rich secretly buying Tehsin's share of BC stock and we have all been under a veil of illusion?
  • What if iDumb is gay?
  • What if FaTeMA actually LOOKS LIKE THAT regardless of Avatar makeup?
  • What if Crisis is Chris Hansenn's handle?
  • What if Zunaid can't stand me? :P
  • What if Ajfar actually flushed his test seeing how BADLY he did?
  • What if Dilscoop IS Sri Lankan and the fixation for his jersey stems from curry stained white tee?
  • What if reverse_swing is an AI?
  • What if Roey Haque's videos on Youtube received an upvote NOT from fake accounts?
  • What if Sagar wants to eat Navo alive baiting him to a fjord in Oslo after putting roofie in his lemonade in Vienna?
  • What if Nocturnal is a spelling bee champ?
  • What if Sohel tag teamed with Rifat against Beamer tag teamed with Kabir?
  • What if...ATMR IS BCAuntie?
  • What if maysun is expecting a ...meye...soon?
  • What if Kanta....doesn....t.....exist?
I missed out many. Too bad if you are not famous.

Happy Holidays!
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Old December 13, 2012, 06:22 PM
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What if BC didn't exist?
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Old December 14, 2012, 12:20 AM
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^ chi chi Ajfar. Baje kotha bole na!
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Old December 14, 2012, 12:28 AM
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I was hoping y'all won't bump it. In retrospect tis was a poor attempt.
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Old December 14, 2012, 02:39 AM
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What if Antora is a married housewife?
What if BANFAN and BanCricFan are same person?
What if Al-Furqan actually supports India?
What if multiple people use the same nick as Nadim98?
What if Rabz is an undercover agent of CID?
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Old December 14, 2012, 07:33 AM
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What if Antora is a married housewife?
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
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Old December 14, 2012, 11:32 AM
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WHY YES! I am the wicked witch of the west
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Old December 14, 2012, 11:33 AM
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What if Fahima is the real BC Auntie?

What if Crisis never opened that infamous "bride hunting" thread?
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Old December 14, 2012, 11:50 AM
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What If ATMR is not BC aunty?
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Old December 14, 2012, 12:26 PM
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What if simon is
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Old December 14, 2012, 02:23 PM
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What if Crisis never opened that infamous "bride hunting" thread?
What if Crisis is actually Shakib Al Hasan ?
What if there's only one person who is a MOD and he has opened various accounts under different aliases to give the impression that BC has many MODs ?
What if every member here has five different aliases ?
e.g. Simon = worldcup11 = Fazal = rifat = iDumb ?
What if Ian Pont is lbw.. ?



Btw, Zeeshan, how the hell did u get me and Chris Hansenn in the same sentence ?
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Old December 14, 2012, 06:09 PM
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I have always hoped that one of the regular members on BC is a BD cricketer.

Im guessing Dhiman Ghosh is Roey Haque because he hates Mushfiq so much.
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Old December 15, 2012, 08:57 AM
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What if nadim is a bot?
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Old December 17, 2012, 02:51 AM
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What if nadim is a bot?
Hahah, best!
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Old December 17, 2012, 11:08 AM
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What if all the BC-ites who don't like Test Cricket are Americans ?
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Old December 18, 2012, 12:30 PM
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What if we are all controlled by the Matrix (nah too much hoiya galo mone hoy)
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Old December 18, 2012, 07:13 PM
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What if there exists a world with no hypothetical situations?
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Old December 18, 2012, 08:32 PM
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What if nobody reads the forum rules?
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Old December 18, 2012, 09:07 PM
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What if one synchronized swimmer drowns?
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Old December 18, 2012, 09:11 PM
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What if part-time band leaders were called semi-conductors?
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Old December 19, 2012, 12:16 AM
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What if I became the Prime Minister of this country.....
(Ok, that can still happen..so......)
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Old December 19, 2012, 01:23 AM
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What if iKabir was an Apple Product?

That's my email alias, no kidding.
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Old December 19, 2012, 05:33 AM
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What if Zeeshan is a playboy player?

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Old December 19, 2012, 07:53 AM
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what if this thread was never opened ???
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Old December 19, 2012, 08:18 AM
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What if Rabz bhai did open 'that' thread ?
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